Look At It And Say It's Good (I Dare You)

Stormy depicts porn star heroism 

   

  Moment businesswoman accidentally bares all at funeral by Zoom broadcasting herself naked in the shower to a church packed with mourners 

   

  Kanye West Says He Has ‘Issues’ With Jesus: ‘I Prayed & He Didn’t Show Up’ 

   

  We Are Really Living in The Matrix, It’s Just Not What You Think It Is 

   

  6 Black Cult Leaders Who Ran Into Trouble With American Law Enforcement

DiFi Is Dead (But Jim Jones Lives On)

Many Patients Use Complementary and Alternative Medicine. That Presents Knotty Ethical Issues

Natural News is the biggest pseudoscience hub on the internet – stop following them

 

 ALWAYS GOOD TO HEAR: Found A Job

French fugitive sex offender convicted of raping women during 'hypnosis ceremonies'

Prosecutors call pagan cult ritual narrative 'colorful, dramatic' and 'unprofessional'

Married Missouri high school teacher is put on leave after students discovered her OnlyFans page

Schizophrenic tried to call Jesus and John F. Kennedy as witnesses after shooting his in-laws

India Oxenberg on Enjoying Sex Again After Escaping the NXIVM Cult

Larry Wilmore On White's Black-On-Black Crime Fetish

“Can we quit calling it black-on-black crime? It’s just crime! Makes it sound like a category on Red Tube. (That’s a porn site, Jon,...)”

But, But, But - White Folks Said These Guys Don't Exist

Another racist white conservative, doing what they're known to do:

Richland County deputies have charged an avowed white supremacist with second-degree criminal sexual conduct against a female relative under the age of 12.

Sheriff Leon Lott said 59-year-old August Byron Kreis III sexually assaulted the girl and showed her pornography.

How much you wanna bet it's his cousin?

ADDED:

   Bill Gothard Resigns Amid Sexual Harassment Investigation

(UPDATED) Family-focused speaker whose Wheaton course became a seminar phenomenon faces allegations from more than 30 women.

What's Wrong With People? I Honestly 100% Don't Know

A Swiss business school teacher accidentally taught his students more than they bargained for when he forgot to turn off the overhead projector before browsing sexy videos of amputees.

The KV Zürich Business School instructor immediately told school officials about the incident, apologizing and explaining that he didn't know why he didn't just wait until after class to watch porn,...

The Mormons Are Going To War - Against Masturbation

It doesn't take long, when you're embedded amongst Mormons and Mormon culture, to discover their peculiar mix, of an almost-naive Mayberry RFD-wholesome appearance, and a weird preoccupation with S.E.X. 

This anti-porn video hints at that, as Mormon culture does, leaving some to call it “awkward and creepy,” and “bizarre.” 

 Like Mitt Romney talking about trees. 

 For all their talk of battling evil, there's an undeniably sinister and creepy undercurrent to the LDS, revealed in Utah's hideous child molestation, and - once you understand them culturally - that frozen smile Mormons show to the world until, in a flash, they decide they don't have to anymore. 

That's when Mormons, and Mormonism, become chilling. 

 But then, I guess, the followers of a fake religion - delivered by a hypocritical fraud rapist - should be that:

If nothing else,…

Excuse Me If I'm Not Thinking "We Have Arrived" Much

Duck Dynasty Creator Gay Porn Video (I Can't Watch It)

Actually, he was in a movie about gay porn, after apparently enjoying a career modeling for men,...

Artistic Shorthand: You Can Finish It Up 4 The Maestro

Help me out here, I need a brush - a broad one - I mean, I really want to slop this stuff on thick, and over a really wide area:

 “What a classy president we have. His wife has to sit between him to make ‘lil Barry’ behave.”

Yeah, that ought to do it:

Let's see how it dries before we add another coat,...

 

It's A Cult (And Dennis Rodman's BFF Has Been Busy)

“The atrocities in North Korea reached another peak on November 3, as roughly 80 people were publicly executed in seven different cities for crimes such as watching films made in South Korea, dealing in pornography or possessing a Bible.

The executions were the first mass executions of the Kim Jong-un regime,...

Wonsan’s executions were carried out by binding a group of people to stakes, putting white sacks over their heads and blasting them to pieces with a machine gun in front of thousands of witnesses at a stadium, among whom were many children. Families of the executed victims were sent to prison camps along with the victim’s accomplices.”

Where Comedy, Sports - And Online Experience - Merge Into The Black Assimilation Story Without Any Laughter

 

"Pull on his dreadlocks. And these are not Occupy Wall Street dreadlocks, by the way. This is a black dude, this is straight-up racism, this is a hate crime. Because you are pretty sure your ex-wife used to fantasize about this guy doing similar shit to her. You knew it. 'Oh yeah - you want to do this to my wife?'

You'll never get a thicker boner than that angry, racist, jealousy boner. Veins are coming out of the head and nothing makes you crazier than when you get that boner and just JAM it in 'em like a fat salamander, and you ride - you get that porn angle where you bend your dick down, and do deep knee bends so you can look at the people. 

You have 55,000 people who are now out of their chairs, on their feet, chanting for YOU. They love you, they're like 'Fuck That Guy! Fuck That Guy!'"

"I'm not delusional. I know shit ain't gettin' any better than it was. People's feelings haven't changed. Laws have been put in place that make it harder to be racist, that's all. It's legislated. 

That's making racism go away? No. There's still white guys who hate black guys and there's still black guys that hate white guys. That's the way it is.  

It's basic animal nature - people enjoy, like animals, people enjoy hanging out with their own people more than they do other people's people. That's why, you'll have white guys with black friends, black guys with white friends type of thing. But for the most part, when you're going out, it's like, you're usually with your own people. You don't want some conglomerated, mulatto, MONGREL group of friends. Both races will be destroyed!"

If You Were There You'd Know: This Is Feminism's Story

It was a very short step from this to Madonna - marching across our screens in a cone bra with a SEX book - daring anyone to say they shouldn't. 

And then there's the girls who followed.

The lesson becomes this: if porn is a place where all the sexual acts are purely on the screen, then surely Hollywood, which we must naturally assume to be less sleazy than porn, must be a place in which actresses are never compromised or forced into situations they do not wish to be in. Unless of course they married a violent and horrible man—that distinction is key.

It's been an incredible ideological train-wreck to watch,...

Executions, Pornography, Prostitution, The Answer To How Life Began, Sex While Under Hypnosis, And Death

Did Kim Jong Un execute his ex-girlfriend for making a sex tape? North Korean leader 'had singer shot along with a dozen leading musicians'

Detroit Teachers Moonlight As ‘Sugar Babies’ 

To Offset Wage Cuts

Life On Earth Started On Mars, Say Scientists

Self-taught hypnotist Timothy Porter admits vile acts 

while victim was in trance

Dr Jesse Marcel Jr who claimed to have handled alien debris from Roswell crash dies reading a book about UFOs

Self-Serving? (Why, If That's The Case, I'll Take Two,...)

You wanna get existential? For me, this shit's existential:

Oh, what a talented world we live in. These days, hole up in a hotel room almost anywhere in the world, turn on the TV and, depending where you are, you might soon find yourself deeply immersed in the latest episode of, say, Slovakia’s Got Talent. Chances are, regardless of your locale, at some point you will be confronted with a fetching, trembling little girl with a voice that’s powerful enough to shatter your eardrums, while still tender enough to break your frozen heart. Such is the power of talent. Like pornography – of which US Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart said in 1964, “I know it when I see it” – talent is something we claim to be able to recognise easily. 

 

But it seems that we recognise talent far more easily when it’s accompanied by its occasional companion, success. When success enters the picture, talent pops right up, almost as if a red arrow has been drawn into the frame, leading the eye to where it’s meant to go. Without success, sometimes it’s hard to see talent for what it is. When Joshua Bell, one of the world’s pre-eminent violinists, stood playing in the subway in Washington DC in 2007 as part of a now-famous social experiment in perception, most commuters hurried past, unaware of who he was or how much better – freakishly better – his offering was than the usual busker fare. Without that red arrow of success, Joshua Bell’s talent could easily be overlooked, rushed past, drowned out by the pressing thought: must … get … to ... work.

Experiencing something unusual and especially great can remind you of the absurdity of the often-floated idea that virtually anyone can just become creatively brilliant. Of course practice is essential; and, arguably, certain aspects of artistic achievement can be taught. But when you come upon a rare and indisputable talent, you hear and see and feel things that were previously unimaginable. People say “That’s the real thing”, as though implicitly making a comparison with everything else out there that’s been revealed as a distraction, thin or false.

Hearing and seeing and feeling "unimaginable" shit, huh? You don't think they mean work like this, do you?

"It's like they're playing all of our records all at once."

Like I said - from where I sit:

Existential-as-FUCK,...

If You Understand This, Tell Me (I Don't Understand It)

I know this appears to work in Czechoslovakian porn videos - but America? I don't know:

 You've got to get 'em behind closed doors for that action,...

 

You Have GOT To Be A Follower To Make This "Work"

Jesus, I've been mentally insulted before I've even had my breakfast:

Ed Driscoll has noted that Ann Althouse said "Drudge does commentary. You just have to figure out what he's trying to say with his juxtapositions — Drudgtapositions." 

To which I reply, really? Why, "professor"? Why do we "have to" parse his bullshit? Is wasting our time, allowing some guy in a fedora to get us all pumped up, over what 3/4 of his stories add up to - nothing - really in our interest? How?

TMR readers should ask themselves - since Ann or Ed can't seem to challenge their own bullshit - do you actually learn anything from Drudge's links, or are you merely titillated by them? If you're honest, and find it's the latter, then just admit reading all three of these assholes (plus Glenn Reynolds of course) is nothing more than a distraction from actual political engagement and, thus, no more edifying to the body politic than visiting a quarter porn palace. 

Or are you going to prove me wrong by reminding me how these "friends" of yours guided conservatives - and President Romney - to that "easy" victory last November? 

 Yeah - that's what I thought. The proof is in the pudding: 

 All these useless professors coaches are "teaching" you is how to flub a lay-up,...

The G-Spot : Government (Why We're All Fucked Now)

Let's here it for all the Americans, on the Left and Right, currently calling the shots:

"China 'to overtake America by 2016'"

Fine job, boys and girls. Great job.

Fuck - I hate the Baby Boom:

There's so many delusional idiots and assholes in that group - all insisting on nothing, historically, but turning the damned wheel - they can't (and won't) get out of the way for anyone with sense, to steer the ship of state on a straight course, when we need to. Like the Baby Boom newspaper owners, who won't change their editorial positions despite the newspaper business dying, these know-nothings would rather destroy everything - including their children's position in the world as Americans - rather than admit they were wrong and are also, now, a good portion of the problem. 

In that way, at least, the transition won't be so bad: 

Chinese rulers behave in exactly the same way.

 

Oh well. The best thing about studying Numbskulls Of The Past™ (or NewAge lit) is when I hit that moment where my brain always stops and says, "There's something wrong with this picture,...":

Most of the time I knew Frank [Sinatra] — our friendship would last decades — he had long-time girlfriends or wives, but he never seemed happy. He said once he didn’t understand women.  The truth is that he was just as happy going to bed with a hooker — or whoever his songwriter Jimmy Van Heusen had managed to find him that night — as he was with his partner.  Maybe there was one exception: the actress Angie Dickinson. Of all the women he’d known, he said, she was the best in bed. Dean Martin agreed.

Well I'm sure Dean did! I'm sure even Angie Dickinson thought so, too! 

Everything goes sideways, in my mind, after reading about such people.

Historical refresher for the kids out there: 

Men used to be admired - for being dicks. Women, in their wisdom, slept with them by the boatload - for being dicks. (Marlon Brando and "The Wild Ones" got the girl, remember?) Then women decided they hated men - for being dicks. So women, in their wisdom (!) started to (of course) emulate dickish behavior, and expected my generation of men to admire women for crass stupidity, too. 

Because, I guess, women assumed - since they raised us - men, too, could think like a bitch. 

Let me repeat that:

They thought, somewhere, I had a clit that could drive me as crazy (and make me as manipulatable) as they are to men.

You know, kind of a "Deep Throat" thing, in reverse.

Going "against nature" and all that.

Come on, there was a lot of coke, and gays encouraged it, and it was the '70s.

These were mostly white women, BTW, as black women, generally, weren't as out of touch with reality. Still aren't, in a lot of ways. It's weird.

Anyway, these (white) women (and gays) didn't strive to be nice people (I never saw a rally to emulate the good or even the smart) but opted, instead, for trying to be clever - keeping the master/servant dynamic in play through feminism. Silly Rabbits:

Smart men would rather play with video games - or watch porn - than spend time with dumb, demanding women.

I would anyway.

 

Grrrl Power? 

Seriously? Somebody thought I was going to be attracted to that? Really? I swear, at this point, I'm seriously pressed to imagine a functioning brain out there.

Now they're talking about Hillary Clinton as POTUS because,...um,...she's a woman.

Considering how she's been fucked by Bill Clinton - both literally and figuratively - TMR wouldn't suggest that course of action, people. Here's an(other) good reason why:

China doesn't function that way - and they're kicking our ass!

 

Speaking of being "seriously pressed" - and emulating the ugly - here's a photo of JFK, showing off that "handsome" target pie tin of a face that reminds me of Ann Althouse's. (How people can call her beautiful - or him handsome - I don't understand, but to each his own, I guess,...):

"We all knew what the wild and horny senator John F. Kennedy was up to,..."

Yep, just as we know what everybody's "up to" now: 

Lying and fucking. Because - as the latest news of America's demise shows - it ain't "saving the planet", no matter what they say. The jig is up:

 The stupid burnout "Baby Boom" can't even save their own children,...

 

Maybe "Gay" Should Go Back To Meaning "Happy"?

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There's some people asking "Is Porn Poison for the Brain?" and, if it is, what does that say about the real "lifestyle" (as opposed to the Will & Grace delusion) being pushed into mainstream America?

Bernie Madoff (For A Long, Long Time) And We Ought To Get The Rest Of These Guys As Well

This evil bag of NewAge wind is Shirley MacLaine.

She's an actress, a cult leader, a U.F.O. nut, a fraud and a liar, has been known to drink her own urine, and she recently announced she slept with three guys in one day.

This pathetic specimen of a human being is Rajendra Pachauri.

As the head of the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) he too is a cult leader, a fraud and a liar, has been known to drink his own Kool-Aid of Global Warming Hysteria, and wrote a pornographic novel about "an aging environmentalist and engineer engaged in a 'spiritual journey' that includes meeting Shirley MacLaine, detailed explorations of the Kama Sutra, and group sex."

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? No - besides the multiple-partnered "love connection" these two could have:

Isn't it wild how much fraud our normal everyday lives are subjected to, almost without mention, and with no one paying a price?

Fraud, fraud, fraud, fraud, fraud, fraud, fraud, fraud, fraud. How many trillions of dollars of our money, and how many laws to hem us in, have we been subjected to because of fraud? And yet nobody's calling for anybody to go to jail, or even pay a fine, or anything else.

I think it's un-American.

I don't know if you guys read James Taranto of The Wall Street Journal but, if you don't, you should because he's one of us - without ring-around-the-collar and all.

Though he writes like a college kid, he thinks like a guy who got his G.E.D. and got out (which is what he is) so he doesn't do all those convoluted stunts other columnists try, attempting to sound smart while constantly missing the point. No, Taranto almost always gets it. Here he is on Obama's speech yesterday:

Obama said he was going to start "by being honest about what's causing our deficit." It's hard to cut spending: "You see, most Americans tend to dislike government spending in the abstract, but like the stuff that it buys." It's hard to raise taxes: "My finely honed political instincts tell me that almost nobody believes they should be paying higher taxes." And politicians are selling voters a bill of goods when they "feed the impression that solving the problem is just a matter of eliminating waste and abuse."

What's needed, he claimed, is "a serious plan" that will "require tough choices." He then outlined a four-step "approach"--it wasn't detailed enough to achieve planhood--that showed his promise of honesty to be an utter fraud.

Fraud again. And do you see how Taranto got to it? Good old fashioned clear thinking. Critical thinking. Horse sense:

Obama said he was going to be honest.

Obama said we need a "plan".

But then Obama didn't give us a plan, he switched up and gave us an "approach" instead.

So, in fact, Obama wasn't being honest.

And that's the fraud. See? It's easy.

Taranto then does the same thing with Al "release my chakra" Gore and Rajendra Pachauri's U.N. Global Warming hysteria - pay attention now, all you liberal scientists:

Australian blogger Gavin Atkins notes that "in 2005, the United Nations Environment Programme predicted that climate change would create 50 million climate refugees by 2010",...

Yet in 2010, mankind was so distracted by the elections, Wikileaks, the Haitian earthquake and the Chilean miners that 50 million climate refugees somehow escaped our notice. Oh, also they failed to materialize.

"They failed to materialize." So they committed a fraud. Fraud's a crime, kids, and I've said (along with others) that, for this one, there ought to be a Nuremberg-type trial for those who were perpetrating it - on such a massive scale - on the rest of us. They've taken our time, they've taken trillions of dollars of our money, they've wasted and diverted our resources, and scared our children (and, of course, our precious liberals) half to death. And I still think they should be made to pay.

But - considering they're all a bunch of NewAge perverts - I guess I won't mind now if they share a cell.

So, you know, Shirley and Rajendra can finally get to "know each other" better.