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As you've probably read on The Drudge Report, there's a Barack Obama blow-up sex doll made in China.

Of course there is.

You can file that right next to the Obama Unicorn Porn story. We've got to get rid of this guy. He is representative of the unthinking part of the country, those fools into magic and shit:

So how do we tell the smart people from the faux-smart people? This is a smart question. Some may suggest we use Science! to answer this question and just give everyone IQ tests, but having high intelligence doesn’t make someone smart and can even lead to great stupidity. Think of a dog. A dog doesn’t have much intelligence, and if it’s walking down a path and sees a tree in front of it, it would never contemplate any other course of action than walking around the tree. If instead, a human with high enough intelligence came upon a tree in his way, he could use his considerable brainpower to come up with a convincing philosophical argument that the tree isn’t actually there and walk right into it.

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TMR: We've Got Your Negroes, And Your Nigros, While A Tree Grows In England (& In My Pants)

Right.

Isn't that how the British do "macho"? Before they drop something on you, they say, "Right", and then start talking? I'm just wondering because I found this great quote by Sarah Jessica Snarker (probably not her real name) as she's talking about the actor, Jeremy Irons, AKA the "new sustainability charlatan on the block", who is not only a hypocritically delusional liar but also British.

Here's the quote I love so much:

"Let us all shun our materialistic existences and go live in a cave somewhere while harvesting nuts and berries and clothing ourselves in garments spun from spiderwebs and unicorn fluff,..."

What can I say?

I'm a sucker for two things - good writing and references to "unicorn fluff"! See, when I was younger, I'd go over to girls houses and they'd have those stupid stuffed unicorn dolls on their beds, which would always give me a good, warm and fuzzy feeling - and a real solid hard on - because I knew I was getting laid if she fell for that shit!

It had something to do with unicorn horns equaling "horny", so her pubes became "unicorn fluff", or something. I don't know - I'm riffing here! - but can we really build a sustainable world on teenage girls' pubic hair? I've got to ponder that one. I guess teenage boys would certainly like to try. Hey, it's about as realistic as what the environmentalists are always pushing on us - no matter how stupid they are, they just won't shut up! - but, I guess, I digress,...

My own time with silly unicorn-loving wannabe NewAge sexpots (sexbots?) was a long time ago, and I'm a rational conservative Red, White, and Blue/black American now, so let's forget all about imaginary animals, and this "Right" nonsense (sorry, Brits) and get this party started The American Way, with:

Fuck!

Man, do I feel bad. Right after I go and have a field day dissing Sarah Ferguson - England's "Duchess of Dork" - for being a NewAge idiot who was bound to cause trouble, she goes on The Oprah Winfrey Show (Where else?) and actually says something "enlightened" - in an ass-backwards kind of way - here it is:

"I think I’ve been like a huge, overtrusting, idiotic, stupid woman that went and looked for this situation, and that’s all I can say, really."

Is that brilliant, or what? (And isn't that exactly what I said about her, or what? My NewAge studies have paid off well,...)

Most NewAgers, being complete and utter fools (as well as slaves to public image) would rather die than admit their "never-ending search" led to how dumb they've behaved - sure, we can also ignore the fact that most NewAgers aren't caught on tape - still, I'm willing to give credit where credit is due, and Sarah's open admission that her NewAge outlook led directly to her self-destruction (as far as I'm concerned) is a major step in the right direction.

I'm not kidding.

I respect this statement as Sarah's beginning stab at some honesty, and candor, and I also think - if she uses it as a starting point, in a new direction, for her own personal development - one day, she could even become a winning example for other NewAgers to follow.

Of course, that would require that other NewAgers would also recognize they're a bunch of idiotic assholes, but, unfortunately, there's very little indication that's going to happen anytime soon.

But it could! It really could!

If Sarah-fucking-Ferguson can recognize her own foolishness (instead of, against all the evidence otherwise, relentlessly declaring her own divinity) then all hope ain't lost. The other silly bunnies out there could, for instance, stop checking in with each other and listen to Joseph Nigro, TMR's erstwhile partner in crime (who we haven't heard from in, like, forever) who probably thinks, since Ayn Rand started a pseudo-conservative pseudo-sex cult, that might be as good a place for NewAgers to start plotting their way out as any.

"Birds of a feather", and all that.

Actually, keeping the TMR tradition alive, what Herr Nigro truly suggests for the following quote is "All NewAgers should be required to have this tattooed on their forehead. Then when they sit in their circle of rocks in Sedona, Arizona, everyone they look at will force them to face it". In an honest world, we'd have that shit implemented in a week, but in this one, here goes, straight from the boss man to Sarah Ferguson, and all the other NewAgers, the world over:

"The self you have betrayed is your mind; self-esteem is reliance on one’s power to think. The ego you seek, that essential 'you' which you cannot express or define, is not your emotions or inarticulate dreams, but your intellect, that judge of your supreme tribunal whom you’ve impeached in order to drift at the mercy ...of any stray shyster you describe as your 'feeling.'"

Awww. Isn't that sweet? It's like giving Sarah Ferguson and friends an affectionate peck on the cheek, but directed at what's left of their poor, malnourished, and barely used or functioning minds.

Now show us your tits.

I'm kidding! Really.

This is The Macho Response - and we really, really care!

It's Just A Never-Ending Search Out There

I like looking at the search terms people use to get here. Today I got the normal, expected kind of stuff, like these below - click the red links to see where the search took them, or (my choice) should've:

new age and mental illness

or

landmark forum and oprah

or

elisabeth targ fraud

But what really gets me going is the stuff from out-of-left-field that makes me laugh or go "Huh?" Here's a sampling of those:

doti penis

gorgeous latina babe dancing for all you machos out there!

pathway to paradise something awful

shirley maclaine facelift [great potential band name, y'all! - CMC]

elisabeth hasselbeck urine in toilet

bad case of the space crazies

mystic porn unicorn

Good times. And a good way to empty my photo file. I'll be back,...

Your Hero: The Proud Black Man (LOL)

And - black people especially - think about this:

This is what NewAge "progressives" do to black men once they've been accepted.

They're even worse when they don't like you - no matter what color you are:



See? They're doing all that to someone they work with - seemingly a nice guy - someone on their side. He just didn't get the memo that said "Do as we cowards say - no matter what - or we'll destroy you behind your back."

Funny how, when Democratic praise for "progressive values" goes up, no one mentions how the NewAge plays out in the real-world - as Nazi-like behavior that's so common it's even put in cult commercials for public consumption - isn't it?

This continued attempt to strip black men of their masculinity doesn't even beat the old form of "progressive" acceptance - when they wanted us big and black, but only in a CD format.

Wake up, people. Our enemies are watching - and NewAge will be the death of us all.

Naked Barack Obama Unicorn Porn (I Feel Ya)

"You've got Obama naked, face down and out of it. The unicorn is rubbing lotion on his back and sort of leering at him like he wants to perform an act that would surely be illegal in all 50 -- or if you're Barack Obama -- all 57 states, if unicorns were real. It's like the start of a porn film co-directed by Liberace and Gary Gygaxx."

-- John Hawkins, showing us how "out there" the electorate is right now, which really is Right Wing News.

We at TMR want to see what that horn's used for. And does this mean it's cool now to publicly idolize black men in this way? Like Barack Obama is a married, straight black male, and here's this homoerotic fantasy painting of him right before being poked in the ass - isn't that more than a little gay? But then, isn't Barack Obama more than a little gay? Hmmm. Michelle better watch out:

Having one horse-faced lover in a marriage is enough.