OK Moonbeam, Do You Really Want To Be Different?

Well…Do ya punk?

If you ask many fools why they have 25 pierced earrings in one or both ears, or what’s with the tongue stud or pierced labia
or nipples and tattoos or why they believe cult crap and drink armadillo piss, you’ll frequently get this type of answer:

“I want to express myself, be different and unique”.

Well, sorry Twinkie, all you did is quit group ‘A’ and join group ‘B’. Just another brick in the other wall.

And it is a clear and present demotion.

If you really want to be unique, different and, in this culture and on this planet, rare, it’s simple:

Be an adult. Think you can handle that, Scooter?