The New Paradigm

"You can care all you want to about the ruination of the physical world and the slow starvation of billions of poor bastards under fascist regimes propped up by vampiric global capital and the CIA. But if you don't filter that concern through a finely cultivated miasma of ayhuasca tourism, Maslovian needs-meeting, esoteric shiatsu Reiki Qi Gong biodynamic bodywork, and archetypically Jungian evolutionary dream trance shaman goddess consciousness, then all bets are off: you suck."

-- Chris Locke, celebrated hero of the much-too-common man (that would be us) commenting on the many obsessively liberal NewAge prejudices of the Mystic Bourgeoisie.

Hat Tip: Whirled Musings.