Well, Buddy, We've Got Two Little Problems Now: You're In Our Culture And - Try As We Might - We Don't Take To Murdering Children

"It is against our religion; we do not do this in our culture."

-- Alaeddin Hadid, giving a warning to Illinois' Orland Park police - after they released a mug shot of his wife, Nour Hadid (above) who was arrested for beating their 2-year-old niece to death over four days - which certainly sounds like a job for Jihad Watch.