Victoria's Secret: She's No Good

"1. Rielle Hunter

Is there anyone worse than the New Age–spouting, sex tape–filming, wretched poser-in-her-underwear-on-her-child's-bed Rielle Hunter? The former Lisa Jo Druck (no, really, that was her name) doesn't even get most of our scorn in that whole sordid affair. John Edwards certainly deserves the lion's share of the blame for being a disgusting cheater who had a baby with someone else while his wife was dying of cancer. But Rielle is just gross. What kind of terrible person gives a quote like this to a national magazine: 'You know, love is this mysterious force that you just don't understand. And it's uplifting, and it's bigger than you, bigger than us, bigger than everyone. We could not stop it. It was so big. And it's still big. It's astonishing. It surprises us.'"

-- Sara Brady, voting John Edwards' Lisa Jo Druck as THE top-of-the-line model out of the "7 Worst Mistresses Of All Time" - even beating out such luminaries as Jesse James' uber-tatooed nightmare, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, and Eliot Spitzer's Ashley Dupré - making me wish I'd never married that too-closely-named NewAge nutjob, Karine Anne Brunck (and had, instead, just used her for a cum rag) because then the honor would be all hers - without question - making her, instead of being my life's greatest regret, Your Tango.