So There It Is (And Here It Comes)

Ahem. This is what TMR calls "a teachable moment".

If the University of San Diego was on it's game, this student would already have received a visit from her school Dean, accompanied by the campus police, instructing her to pack her things and prepare to leave campus - she's done. As she was scurried to collect her belongings, the authorities would further inform the young woman she's not going "home" but immediately into the hands of the C.I.A., which is arranging for her to be handed over to Hezbollah or Hamas - her choice - because America's enemies must be targeted away from the mainland, if possible, so as not to interfere with the rhythm of daytime network and cable television.

Then, once the cops were sure they had made the right impression - the rebel's crying, paranoid, afraid for her well-being and that of her family, including the dog - the Dean would stop the charade and tell her, essentially, "don't be a sap" (the world's made of waaay too many saps) and for a start, take that stupid tablecloth from around your neck, you're in college.

Then the authorities would leave, shaking their heads.

As I see it, alone, it could be worth the price of tuition.