Hey - It's Everybody Draws Mohammed Day!

And here's my contribution.

Being the first installment of this event (and you know I think the West should be doing more of them, like, weekly contests) I decided to go easy on ol' boy, and depict him for what he is today: a bureaucrat. A company man. Occupation: Prophet. And we know the names of the others, all serving a higher authority: the competition's brutal.

But he's the best. Come on - while other religious figures merely lead their followers down dark alleys in order to fleece them, Mohammed's got all that, plus they blow themselves up, which lessens his workload overall once he makes the handoff to the 72 virgins or whatever.

Make no mistake, this man is good at what he does.

And he's rewarded for it. Handsomely. There will be none of that, vague, NewAge "God is an energy" stuff for him. (He brilliantly came up with the slogan "Religion of Peace" while watching someone's head fall into a basket.) Look at the eyes: Mohammed's a very decisive man.

And I don't care what they say, women love him. He gets the job done, if you know what I mean, and then they're following him around in a burka - at the beach! I'm telling you, he's amazing! Nobody can touch him right now - isn't that what this whole campaign is all about? Seeee? Huuh!?! Huuuh!?! That crafty bastard.

He's the real deal.