Jerry Seinfeld On Race (Another Show About Nothing)

This is why Richard Pryor is the world's greatest stand-up - and not Jerry Sienfeld. 

This is why everyone alive can recite at least part of Chris Rock's "Black People Vs. Niggas" routine, but can't name a single Jerry Sienfeld bit. 

It's why most blacks have never watched a single episode of Seinfeld. 

It's why black people on Seinfeld almost always met a bad fate. 

And, of course, George Carlin was a comedic simpleton for observing, when white guys hang out with blacks, they also start acting like them - but not the other way around. 

Oh, and don't forget how pissed off the notoriously racist Paul Mooney got after he hired a lot of now-famous great white comedians for work with Richard Pryor but - because of attitudes like Jerry Seinfeld's - they made Mooney fend for himself when he went solo. 

All of it, stupid, pointless, and unimportant to comedy. 

Just like Jerry Seinfeld.