Lynching? Shoot, Lindsey Graham Is Hanging Himself

"This is who we are," he says. But what, exactly, is that Southern "heritage" we hear so much about - and they're so proud of? Well, they sided with the British - against the United States - they broke with the nation to keep blacks in slavery, and they also fired the first shot in the Civil War. Which means - unequivocally - they're proud of being our nation's ultimate traitors.

We won't feel bad about "owning" them in turn,...