Showing posts with label Festivus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Festivus. Show all posts

Thursday, December 23, 2010

We're Getting Into The Spirit Of The Season!

Merry Christmas, NewAgers! Maybe next year! Don't feel bad - your "beliefs" still killed a whole shitload of people! Kids and everything, all over the globe! The old man would be so proud! Look at his eyes - he wuvs you soooo much!

As far as the rest of us are concerned - and since NewAgers are always saying, "You can believe whatever you want to believe" (and the radical Islamists thank you) - we've been good by keeping "the airing of grievances" going pretty much all year long, and the Tea Party was a fine "feat of strength" we'd say - so all that's left is the metal pole:



Oh yea - our metal pole is erected - in our pants!

Merry Christmas, everybody!