Separated At Birth: Brian Kilmeade And Scott Walker

Sitting these two side-by-side is probably not the best idea,...

Can SNL's Lame Contempt Get Any Thicker?

I knew there was a reason why I stopped watching this program, as well as The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, and all the other supposedly "funny" programs that have more interest in telling me how to think (Hint: liberal!) than making me laugh. This is just tired, especially because - even though I've only seen it a handful of times - I know FOX & Friends (which is a goofy, squeaky clean morning show like all the others) is absolutely nothing like this. This is a comedy (?) version for people who wouldn't be caught dead actually watching it, because they're too scared to do so, for fear conservatism (like black skin a few decades ago) might rub off on them.

Saturday Night Live ought to be ashamed. It's not just a bad portrayal but it's not funny.

And, in comedy, that's the greatest sin of all.

Geraldo Rivera Admits The Obvious: Barack Obama Is The Hippie's 1960's Wet Dream

And there you have it - from an official member of the flock: Barack Obama's rise (and the reason few will listen to, or care about, the dangerous implications of his candidacy is because the same stupid fucking hippie cultists of the '60's, who brought this country so many other miseries, now - for the sake of their own egos - want to bring our country another one, really fucking bad. Damn it, I've got to stop writing or else I'm going to say something really shitty about these anti-American weasels, because I really can't stand how little they give a damn about the rest of us - but, especially, how little they give a damn about the country. O.K., I'ma stop. I've got to, because if I don't, I'm going to say something that I might really regret. Like - no, stop. Stop now. Not another word. Just go away.

Help me out, folks - I'm seething with: