"Joe The Plumber" Dead At 49

One of the few Americans to be skeptical of Obama when he was campaigning with Oprah 

 RIP - and thanks

 

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Recent blithering from Katie Couric includes these hard-hitting questions to Obama:
 
"You campaigned to change the culture in Washington, to change the politics as usual culture here. Are you frustrated? Do you think it is much, much harder to do that than you ever anticipated?"
 
And about Tom Daschle:
 
"But in fairness to him, and I don't know all the ins and of it, but he was given a limousine by a private equity fund that I guess he was consulting for, and I don't think he realized perhaps it was taxable income. I think he's really well liked, he’s very knowledgeable on health care."

Not to be out-blithered, Brian Williams said:
 
"A question I had for him yesterday, and I ran out of time -- it was kind of like pictures with Santa in the Oval Office, you didn't get much time with the big man ,..."

Rick Sanchez, aka Diaper-Boy, has an apparent sexual crush on Joe The Plumber - There’s just no reason to listen to his unrequited love rants and his constant projections of his own miserable shortcomings onto everyone else.

And there's Chris Matthews, the world’s tallest kindergartner, who has nothing to say that would matter to anybody.

That's the line-up: your "Mainstream Media." Get it? Got it? GOOD!!!

Joseph Nigro On Rick Sanchez: I Hate This Guy

Here's Our Favorite Metro-Sexual Diaper-Boy, Rick Sanchez, at CNN:



Ricardo, Let us talk to you directly.
 
First, Ricardo, we can’t figure how you being born in Cuba is relevant. You claim that’s why you’re familiar with guys like Joe, with Fidel Castro, and even Communism, but apparently you moved to Florida by the age of 1½ so you must have really soaked up a lot at a very tender age. Impressive, Ricardo, and a true miracle. You had credentials while still wearing a diaper, just like today.
 
Anyway, Ricardo Diaper-Boy, we yearned to know more about your magnificent narcissism, but quit after a look at Wikipedia’s entry. We think, Ricardo Diaper-Boy, you might be a tad envious that Joe the Plumber is a bigger name than you. Anyway, Ricardo Diaper-Boy, what about this:

"Following a Miami Dolphins football game, on December 10, 1990, just past midnight, on a residential street just outside of Joe Robbie Stadium, an intoxicated Rick Sanchez, driving his Volvo, struck an intoxicated pedestrian, Jeffrey Smuzinick, who had just run into the street and into the direct path of Sanchez's car.
 
Sanchez initially stopped his car but then left the scene. Sanchez said he left the scene to go home to retrieve his driver's license and insurance card.
 
Sanchez also said he tried to aid Smuzinick at the scene of the accident and tried to flag down motorists although eyewitnesses claim Sanchez ignored the injured man and loudly told police and bystanders that blood tests were pointless, and would hurt his public image. Sanchez was said to have "smelled strongly of alcohol" by a Metro-Dade police officer. A blood test taken 75 minutes after the accident revealed Sanchez's blood-alcohol level was .15, over the legal .10 limit.

Sanchez ultimately pleaded no contest to the drunk driving charge and he never attempted to provide restitution to Jeffrey Smuzinick or to Smuzinick's family for the 5 years of mounting medical bills that Sanchez's accident caused.

Jeffrey Smuzinick died October 30, 1995 in a Pennsylvania nursing home due to complications resulting from the injuries caused in the accident where he was struck by Rick Sanchez's vehicle. The accident left Smuzinick in a coma for months, permanently paralyzed, and severely physically and mentally disabled. - Wikipedia"

Well, Ricardo Diaper-Boy, your deep concern for those who are injured or killed seems to be highly selective, don’t you think Ricardo Diaper-Boy? And is it possible your descriptive list of Joe was really a deep seated confession (you know, being obnoxious and all)?

We think so, Ricardo Diaper-Boy, and we’re calling you out.

JTP AKA "That Guy" Beats Rick Sanchez - Again

Well, well, well. It seems "that guy," when given a chance to shine, actually does know something and CNN's Rick Sanchez - the real "Misstra Know-It-All" - is an ass. After taking on (and exposing) Obama, and now being challenged by media clowns, it might be time to change his moniker from "Joe The Plumber" to "Joe The Giant Killer." And kudos to Pajamas Media for keeping him out there: this is now an odyssey of the common man, and that's probably one of the best results of Obama's election (as a reaction to Bush) we could get.

Why Are Liberals Worried About Assassination? Because Shooting Our Way Out Is Our Only Hope

"John Roberts interviewing Paul Begala on CNN just now slipped and said 'we' when asking how Democrats should respond to Republican attacks."

-- Mona Charen, actually listening to what someone in the mainstream media says, while writing for The National Review.

And here's the same John Roberts - "Mr. Objective Reporter" - without that shit-eating grin, above, talking to Joe The Plumber (who laughs at him):



And, of course, TMR can't leave out when (the supposedly atheist/agnostic) Bill Maher was on The Daily Show, dissing Scientology while calling ("The Lightworker") Barack Obama "Our Boy," and Jon Stewart - "Mr. Impartial Comedy" - didn't say anything about A) how he supposedly hits "both sides equally" or B) what, in any other context, he and other liberals would be screaming was a racial slur against a black man and the potential President of the United States:

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Bill Maher Pt. 1

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

And so the open, and obvious, head-spinning hypocrisy that is the Left in the throes of Obama Cult love - all the while claiming anyone who mentions it is insane - continues,....

Let Me Get That For You!

"[John Kohlstrand, a taxation department spokesman] said that the AG's office wanted access to [Joe The Plumber's] records so they could turn over to the national media lien information that was a public record in Lucas County. He said the national media did not have reporters in Toledo, so the attorney general's office was helping them out with public records."

-- Dennis J. Willard, reporting information about collaborations between government and the media - against a private citizen - that should make every American wonder if this country hasn't gone completely insane, for The Beacon Journal.

The Huffington Post Is Huffing Something Cult

This is the voice of Charles Karel Bouley, a writer for The Huffington Post, saying on a radio show he wants "Joe The Plumber" dead. This comes right after another of the left-wing site's writers murdered someone by stabbing them 220 times with a screwdriver.

Did I mention Arianna Huffington is a cultist? I usually do mention that kind of thing. Especially when I notice the cultist's writers keep saying the kinds of crazy things you can find here, here, here, here, and here.

I'm just sayin'. Because I usually do.

Hardcore Barack Obama supporters and cultish thinking - it's the new "in" thing. The new "in" thing nobody mentions, except at:

This Is What They'll Do To You

A state agency has revealed that its checks of computer systems for potential information on "Joe the Plumber" were more extensive than it first acknowledged.

Helen Jones-Kelley, director of the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services, disclosed today that computer inquiries on Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher were not restricted to a child-support system.

The agency also checked Wurzelbacher in its computer systems to determine whether he was receiving welfare assistance or owed unemployment compensation taxes, she wrote.

Jones-Kelley made the revelations in a letter to Ohio Senate President Bill M. Harris, R-Ashland, who demanded answers on why state officials checked out Wurzelbacher.

Harris called the multiple records checks "questionable" and said he awaits more answers. "It's kind of like Big Brother is looking in your pocket," he said.

If state employees run checks on every person listed in newspaper stories as buying a business, "it must take a lot of people a lot of time to run these checks," he said. "Where do you draw the line?"

...Republican legislators have challenged Jones-Kelley's reason for checking on Wurzelbacher as "frightening" and flimsy.

Jones-Kelly also has denied any connections between the computer checks on Wurzelbacher and her support for Obama. She donated the maximum $2,500 this year to the Obama campaign....

— Randy Ludlow, showing the kind of "change" we'll get in the Age of Obama if we ask difficult questions, for the Columbus Dispatch

No, no, there's no connection at all,...except for the one everyone can see at:

Barack Obama: You're Always On My Mind

Hopefully the second time will be the charm,...and if it is, be sure to redistribute the wealth to:

If You Don't Drink The Kool-Aid, You Don't Taste The Sugar, And The Mixer Don 't Seem So Sweet

"When I was face to face with him, my honest first impression was that I expected something more. I had heard so much about 'his presence' in the media that I was surprised to find that he seemed very average."

— "Joe The Plumber" aka Joe Wurzelbacher, on how Barack Obama appears to real American men, which is understandable in these Washington Times.

How do you know if you're a real American man? You're a proud supporter of:

Go, Go, Go, Go, GO!!!!: MAKE THE NEWS MEDIA DEMAND BARACK OBAMA GIVES US ANSWERS!!!

[Click to enlarge and read the caption.]

Oh Baby! The amazing Stanley Kurtz (the first man to get a look at the Chicago Annenberg Challenge's files) is still furiously digging - along with an army of bloggers - and he's figuring out the secrets of Barack Obama! For starters, Kurtz found the photo above with Obama and other politicians from the New Party, a far-left, socialist political party with direct ties to ACORN:

"It is more than fair to identify Obama with the hard-left stance of the New Party and its ACORN backers. In her recent study of ACORN and the Gamaliel Foundation, the two groups of community organizers to which Obama was closest, Heidi Swarts describes their core ideology as 'redistributionist.' Joe the Plumber take note. Whether formally socialist or not, Obama ties with ACORN and its New Party political arm show that spreading your wealth around has long been his ultimate goal."

So how wide-spread is this army of bloggers? Well, the photo was taken from the conservative American Powerline blog, which got it from a blog called New Zeal from - wait for it: New Zealand! (Is this shit brilliant or what?) Folks, we are cooking with steam.

And it looks like our boy, Barry, is cooked as well. But first the work of Kurtz and Co. has to get out, so here's the link to Stanley Kurtz. Here's the link to Powerline. And here's the link to New Zeal. Now get to work, people:

There's only two weeks left!

The Media Needs To Get It's Hands Dirty

"Even [Joe The Plumber's] divorce records were considered fair game.

...Why hasn’t the dinosaur media placed their laser-beam focus on any of the following?

* Obama’s campaign treasurer, Martin Nesbitt, also has a tax lien.
* Obama’s mentor, who is mentioned in his book as merely “Frank,” was Frank Marshall Davis, a card-carrying member of the Communist Party of the U.S.
* Obama’s as-yet unexplored relationship with an Islamist with nothing good to say about whites, non-Muslims, and the West in general.

And that’s just for starters."

— Pam Meister, on the lengths the media would go to damage a private citizen while ignoring the racists, terrorists, and criminals who worked with (or hired) the leading candidate for President of the United States, not Pajamas Media

Ignore Barack Obama - Get Joe The Plumber!!!

"If anyone was thinking of asking Barack Obama an uncomfortable question, here's some advice from Big Media:

Better keep it to yourself, if you know what's good for you."

— Mondoreb, writing what we already know our current media is doing for the Dems - which ain't journalism - or they'd be suffering Death By 1000 Papercuts

For Those With Eyes To "See"

He's painted himself into a corner,...


Shot himself in the foot,....


After putting that foot in his mouth,...


So he thinks he'll get through because his "journalist" friends, tragically, have such a tingle running up their leg they're willing to give him cover,...


But the truth of what's happening is becoming crystal clear,....


And, damn it, we're not going to take it! This thing is far from over,...

"Joe The Plumber" Is Everywhere!

“[Joe Shanks], an independent voter, said he's supporting Republican Sen. John McCain, citing the official's career experience in office as the deciding factor for him.

'I'd just feel more comfortable, confident and safe with McCain,' the plumber said. 'McCain's been there. Obama's just not that experienced.'

Shanks likened the decision to a homeowner in need of a plumber - would you hire the guy who just got his trade license, he asked, or a seasoned professional?”

— Hayes Hickman, covering another "Joe The Plumber", for Knox News

The Democrats: It's Such A Sea Of Kooky Out There It's Impossible To Know How To Swim

Listen to "brilliant" Joe Biden count to three,...before we go to:

"SCRANTON – The agent in charge of the Secret Service field office in Scranton said allegations that someone yelled “kill him” when presidential hopeful Barack Obama’s name was mentioned during Tuesday’s Sarah Palin rally are unfounded."

— Andrew M. Seder, on another McCain-is-a-racist myth surrounding "The One", in Pennsylvania's Times Leader

Next comes those timeless "Democratic Economic Sales Techniques":

"In promoting his tax cuts, President Kennedy said, 'The soundest way to raise the revenues in the long run is to cut the (tax) rates now.' When Kennedy says it, it's Camelot. When Reagan says it, it's trickledown. By the way, Kennedy cut taxes by 22 percent (reducing the top marginal rate from 90 percent to 70 percent), and Reagan by 60 percent (top marginal rate from 70 percent to 28 percent). The 'unfair, pro-rich' Bush tax cuts that are set to expire? A reduction in the top marginal rate of approximately 7.5 percent. A recent headline in Agence France-Presse says it all: 'Sweden Announces Income Tax Cuts to Boost Jobs.'"

— Larry Elder, proving everything the Democrats say is spin, or merely a travesty of Human Events

That photo, above, should've read "Keeping America Down" but, here, one more time:

"Cribbing from Hillary Clinton's playbook, Mr. Obama called this week for a "90 day foreclosure moratorium for homeowners that are acting in good faith," whatever that last phrase means. When Mrs. Clinton proposed a foreclosure moratorium during the Democratic primaries, Mr. Obama had said it would lead to more expensive mortgages going forward. He was right then."

— The Editors, showing ACORN Obie will say anything - especially if it costs us more money - which is why it's in the Wall Street Journal

And, finally, back to "brilliant" Joe Biden and you-know-who:

O.K. - this is the home of the guy now known as "Joe The Plumber".


This is "brilliant" Joe Biden saying “I don’t have any ‘Joe the Plumbers’ in my neighborhood that make $250,000 a year and are worried.”

And this is "brilliant", "blue collar" and "lunch bucket" Joe Biden's Delaware mansion in his "neighborhood" off the lake.

Any questions?

Actually, yea, I have one question: are the current slate of Democrats the biggest, smarmiest, most low-down bunch of liars this nation has ever seen or what?

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