Important Safety Tips: Don’t Stick Your Tongue In A Light Socket, Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow, And Don’t Get Your News From These Gerbils

Recent blithering from Katie Couric includes these hard-hitting questions to Obama:
 
"You campaigned to change the culture in Washington, to change the politics as usual culture here. Are you frustrated? Do you think it is much, much harder to do that than you ever anticipated?"
 
And about Tom Daschle:
 
"But in fairness to him, and I don't know all the ins and of it, but he was given a limousine by a private equity fund that I guess he was consulting for, and I don't think he realized perhaps it was taxable income. I think he's really well liked, he’s very knowledgeable on health care."

Not to be out-blithered, Brian Williams said:
 
"A question I had for him yesterday, and I ran out of time -- it was kind of like pictures with Santa in the Oval Office, you didn't get much time with the big man ,..."

Rick Sanchez, aka Diaper-Boy, has an apparent sexual crush on Joe The Plumber - There’s just no reason to listen to his unrequited love rants and his constant projections of his own miserable shortcomings onto everyone else.

And there's Chris Matthews, the world’s tallest kindergartner, who has nothing to say that would matter to anybody.

That's the line-up: your "Mainstream Media." Get it? Got it? GOOD!!!