Oprah's In The Hospital For Following Her Own Advice On How To Live Life Well

THE 'O' IS FOR OZEMPIC:

  Oprah Winfrey Hospitalized, Per Gayle King

TMR TRIED TO WARN THEM:

  America’s cult of Weird

START WITH A PINCH OF PAPRIKA:

  How cults are made

OUT OF CONTROL:

  Two Wisconsin female high school teachers resign 'after asking student if he'd like a foursome, with one also sending youngster photos of her in lingerie'

HANDSY:

  Kevin Spacey says he 'heard a message of support' from Charles amid his legal battle against sex abuse accusers - as the actor admits being 'handsy' and reveals his home is being sold next week after the court case he won left him penniless

GOD DOES THROW THINGS AT YOU THAT YOU CAN'T HANDLE - NOBODY CARES:

  People often overestimate their resilience following failure, research suggests

BUY ONE GET ONE FREE: 

Vegan Fake meats linked to heart disease, early death...

BACK CRACKERS ARE QUACKERS:

Patient sues a US chiropractor for negligence leading to vertebral artery dissection and stroke

THEY'RE THE EXPERTS:

  What’s With Singapore’s Surge in Self-Proclaimed Life Coaches?

America Is Operating Under So Many Lies It's Basic Decency Is Now In Question

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY - AIN'T A DAMN THING FUNNY - YOU GOT TO HAVE A CON IN THIS LAND OF MILK AND HONEY:

  They Spent Their Life Savings on Life Coaching

MORE LIKE CONFIRMED:

  REVEALED: Dr. Anthony Fauci confesses he 'made up' covid rules including 6 feet social distancing and masking kids

BUT HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP WAS REAL - AS WAS THE MEDIA HIDING IT:

  Publisher of right-wing 2000 Mules film apologizes for its lies 

     

THROWING HER IN PRISON REALLY SHOWED THEM:

  Google Is in Its Elizabeth Holmes Era

THERE SHOULD BE MORE THAN THIRTY:

  30 Bits of Trivia About Pop Culture That Didn’t Age Like Everyone Expected

ONLY - ONLY - ONLY:

  Influencer terrorizes Seattle residents by driving his noisy Dodge Hellcat through the city all night - but says people are only complaining because he's black

ALL THE CULT LEADERS LAUGH OFF THE ACCUSATIONS:

  10 Things I Hate About You actor Andrew Keegan laughs off 'cult leader' accusations but admits that he 'accepts responsibility for putting myself in that situation' 

   

BACK IN THE US - BACK IN THE US - BACK IN THE USSR:

  Trump has been found guilty of an unknown felony 

    

 WHAT HAVE THE AUTHORITIES BEEN HIDING - AND WHY?

  Manifesto of Nashville trans shooter released by Steven Crowder

YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE RAINBOW, BUDDY:

  Idaho bar sparks fury for declaring June 'Heterosexual Awesomeness Month' and giving free beers and 15% discounts to straight men

ABANDON HER - NOT YOUR GAME:

  Bernard Tomic abandons match after bizarre mid-match argument with girlfriend

NEVER MENTION NUMBER 29 - THEY'RE NOT REAL:

  28 Trivia Tidbits About the Paranormal and the Supernatural

THEY KNOW THIS ALREADY - SHUT UP:

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ASK JOE BIDEN IF HE SAW THIS ONE LIKE HE "SAW" THE IMAGINARY ONE:

  A Real Beheaded Baby - But In Rafah

Happiness: No Guru, Healer, Life Coach, Or Motivational Speaker, Necessary

Stretching - Until Strangers Control Your Every Move

 Life coaching has emerged 

as a new wellness profession 

and is being closely associated with yoga. 

Proudly Being A Witch Never Made Much Sense To Me

MS. LOUISE HAY (Self-Help Movement Founder):

"Happiness is choosing thoughts that make you feel good. It's really very simple."

I understand I'm probably not getting the most out of life right now, being exposed to those who don't take seriously the harm NewAge does to me and others, but - until they do - I can't think of much that's more important to pursue. To me, real people are getting hurt badly, right under our noses, when it could be stopped. Horrible crimes. But few others want to stop them, and - if nothing else - that fact's fascinating to me.

"It was an hour into the self-help session when the girl began sobbing uncontrollably. For Ali Campbell, the celebrity life coach, it was just another example of the potency of his ‘being true to yourself’ workshops. 

But for Michael Le Vell, it was the beginning of two years that threatened to rob him of his career, his family and his sanity. 

Today, The Mail on Sunday can reveal the moment that led to  the Coronation Street actor being falsely accused of raping a child – and to the life coach being questioned by police. 

It took place at the so-called ‘Glastonbury of the self-help world’, an annual conference called I Can Do It! A two-day festival of self-development, it was set up by Louise Hay, an 86-year-old American whose controversial brand of positive thinking has earned her millions of followers around the world."

Part of the issue is, today, there's no escaping it. Another - watching where the money goes - is such a potent symbol of why we've so quickly become a basket case of a country. 

Here's where a huge chunk of our change goes:

"Though you may not know it, you live in Louise Hay’s world. Are you a black man who thinks psychics are nonsense but reads the affirmations of Tavis Smiley? Hay House has a special imprint just for Smiley. Are you a TV-loathing snob who occasionally condescends to watch PBS? The pledge-drive specials that Hay House has produced for Wayne (“Inspiration: Your Ultimate Calling”) Dyer have helped raise more than $100 million for public television — they are one of PBS’s most-successful fund-raising tools."

Real people in the way, of this juggernaut of chaos, hardly stand a chance - because we're almost always alone and blind-sided:

"For Michael Le Vell, it was the beginning of two years that threatened to rob him of his career, his family and his sanity."

Meanwhile, the Boomers, etc., chant the NewAge phrase, "move on" to unburden themselves.

But also as a necessary rear-guard action.

What's done is done - and everybody will know them for who they are and what they've done.

It only follows, you know, they're expecting a reply,...

 

Why, I Could Just Die

I keep saying this is how the NewAge "works" - and I keep saying it just like that - but everyone still listens to NewAgers instead, many on the radio:

"While I never heard of Lynne Rosen or John Littig before this, there is something very pathetic in having a show called 'The Pursuit of Happiness' (and purporting to convince others you were some sort of experts on the subject--their life coaching site is still up) and then killing yourself in a joint suicide.  Let this be a potential lesson to the gullible."

Shoot, as (the TV character) House M.D. once said, if you could reason with NewAgers, there'd be no NewAgers - and there can be no "lesson to the gullible" because, by definition, they're too gullible to learn anything but more bullshit to be added to their already-overloaded-with-idiocy collection.

Trust me on this one.

This quote was sent by The Cow (it's a good day for readers getting in touch,...thanks, guys!)

 

Making A Bad Situation Worse Trying To Help

Freeman Hunt is smart - "whip smart" as they say - and, when she focuses on something, you can bet it's going to get focused on. We've been lucky enough to catch her opining on an adorable NewAge profession for a change:

"Life coach." That is awesome.



I dub myself a life coach. Now accepting clients. For $$$. I will... coach you. About your life. 



My life coaching package comes with two options:



Option 1: I mirror everything you say back to you. You know, the whole, "And how is that working for you?" "How does that make you feel?" "I hear you saying [x]. Is that what you're telling me?" type stuff.



Option 2: I tell you what to do. You tell me what's going on and what you want, I tell you what to do. It might work, it might not, but there it is.



Qualifications: I have titled myself "life coach." I can make a face that resembles patronizing concern. I have an Enya CD from high school somewhere that I can dig up and play for you while you are in the waiting room. I own a prism for science purposes, but I can put it in the middle of the coffee table, and we can call it a "crystal" and pretend it has powers.



Email me, and I will coach your life. Act fast, and I will send you a product of my choosing from the As Seen on TV shelf at Walmart.

Like we said, Freeman's pretty fucking smart, so - if you're a NewAger with some "issues" - you just might want to consider looking her up,...seriously,...she can't do any worse than what you're doing now!

Chuckles The Clown Admits He's In On The Joke

England's NewAge goof, Prince Charles, has now confessed he (arrogantly) thinks he's supposed to "save the world".

Isn't it apparent to everyone, by now, that this mantra (along with other familiar lines like someone being "the love of my life" or "on the path") is shared with every cult on the planet?

"Far, far down the High Street, long past where Oxford’s golden spires give way to neon strip malls, you come to a dense residential zone of tidy town houses, row upon row. In one of these, in a small room, a woman sits immobile in a chair.

She has been held prisoner in this room for days. Eight? Ten? Hard to keep track, when they won’t let you sleep. In shifts, day and night, her captors take turns berating her:

We know you know the number.

You have to tell us.

Why won’t you tell us?

The woman is 58 years old. Not long ago she was the mistress of a château near Bordeaux—elegant, soignée, an aristocrat.

Now she is fed a single meal each day. She is not allowed to bathe or use the bathroom. She is drugged, and sometimes she is beaten.

The captors include members of her own family. They say she knows the number because she is The One—the possessor of knowledge that will free her and the rest of them to fulfill their destiny. They want the number of a bank account in Brussels that will lead them to a secret that will save the world."

Sure. "The One". (I've heard that before somewhere,...) It's all just an astounding display of (and the picture, above, is perfect for showing it) stupidity and arrogance.

Along with all the other supposed enlightened "chosen ones". You know them by thier language. It's the language of "spiritual" people, and celebrities, like Sheryl Crow, and Sting, and Oprah, and every other NewAge fan of homeopathy/environmentalism/psychics/yoga - and who knows what else - once they get too full of themselves.

Don't you guys understand that when someone's indoctrinated into a cult they adopt language to indicate who's in and who's out?

Yoga people don't do stretches - they do "asanas", right?

If you don't like Scientology, you're an "SP" (suppressive person), correct?
These people don't just "talk", they repeat the lines they've been fed because they are devoid of their own minds, literally, of imagination itself.

That's why they need gurus, "life coaches", and/or someone else to follow.

Listen to their language. [click image to enlarge.]

Then you'll know who's actually screwing things up for the planet.

And for everyone else.