Travels From Lack-Of-Success To Lack-Of-Success On A Planet Destined To Die

 

THEY NOTICED - THEN WENT RIGHT BACK TO IT:  

World tensions ‘coming to the boil’

NETFLIX SHOULD JUST REBRAND AS 'THE CULT CHANNEL' NOW: 

The 7M TikTok Cult Is the Subject of Netflix's Newest Documentary

   

  LET ME GUESS - NO MEAT/NO CHEDDAR NOT A HUGE SELLER: 

Why so many San Francisco vegan restaurants are closing

PEOPLE EVEN BUILT STADIUMS SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT: 

Warning to Young Women: Bears Will Maul You

TMR THOUGHT IT WAS HEAVEN'S GATE: 

The failed colossus that was supposed to connect California to aliens

100% RIGHT BUT (ALAS) ALSO 100% CHRISTIAN: 

Parent Barged Into A Middle School Science Class To Demand They Stop Teaching ‘Astrology’

WALT WANTED US AMAZED - NOT TO LOSE OUR HEADS OVER IT: 

Decapitation Reported on 33-Year-Old Disney World Attraction

THE REAL 'GRIND' WAS NEVER A SECRET: 

San Francisco man attacked, left stranded by date he met on Grindr 

   

OK WE GOT A DEAD WORM ZOMBIE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE NOW: 

RFK Jr. said doctors found a dead worm in his head after it ate part of his brain

HERE'S SOMETHING WE NEVER SAW COMING: 

Neuralink’s first in-human brain implant has experienced a problem, company says

PARTY POOPER SCIENCE - AGAIN:

The fusion of two sisters into a single woman suggests that human identity is not in our DNA

NEVER FORGET - WE ARE ALL 'ONE': 

Prince William Not Letting Harry Anywhere Near Kate Middleton

A 'WHOLESOME OUTLOOK' ISN'T HELPING ANYONE HERE:

Woman With Multiple Face Tattoos & Piercings Says She’s Having A Hard Time Finding A Job

WHEN YOU GET RAP NEWS FROM SETH ROGAN IT'S OVER:

SETH ROGEN EXPLAINS WHY DRAKE LOST RAP BATTLE TO KENDRICK LAMAR

SOCIETY'S EVEN HURT BY HIS PASSING: 

Frank Stella’s Greatest Legacy Was as a Master Sadist 

   

BURN SAGE AND TELL 'EM THEY'RE GOD:

What are alternative treatments for schizophrenia?

IN THE NEWAGE THIS IS CALLED 'HELPING': 

Homeopathic Concierge at the Hellenic Cultural Center of New York

TMR TOTALLY APPROVES - NOW RAISE A FUSS: 

The TwinRay mystery: A spiritual group in Ashland raises eyebrows and worries

AND TRADING PUNK FOR FINE DINING WILL DO THIS - REST IN POWER: 

Steve Albini, Storied Producer and Icon of the Rock Underground, Dies at 61

Everyone's A God (Who Drank Too Much In High School)

Maine man sentenced for ‘cult-like’ sexual misconduct 

  The TwinRay mystery: A spiritual group in Ashland raises eyebrows and worries

 

 THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: 

Indian state says yoga guru misled public with COVID, other cures

AMERICAN IDIOTS: 

Green Day's DNA is literally in the next generation of Bay Area pop-punk

It's Hard To Believe (This Is A Tuesday)

Tarot review – disappointment is in the cards with silly supernatural horror

Orgasm meditation ‘cult’ loses Netflix court battle over damning 'expose'

Tom Brady roast hits a nerve for the GOAT with joke about massage 

   

 ABANDONED BY YEAR'S END: 

We’re Calling It: “Sexy Water” Is Going to Be This Summer’s Biggest Wellness Trend

8 friendship red flags you should never ignore: 1) It kinda feels like you’re in a cult 

   

  The Bauhaus Nazis: the collaborators – and worse – among the design icons

The Collapse of the News Industry Is Taking Its Soul Down With It 

   

  The Dems' Alternative Reality Gets Weirder by the Day 

   

“Yeah, it’s complete fiction. It’s utterly made up. I’ve never met [Tom Segura]. I’ve sadly watched it on Twitter. It is twisted and deranged, and it’s complete fiction, which, of course, means every lefty believes it’s true because it’s horrible,...” 

   

  Seeking community but finding a cult

HYPOCHONDRIA NEVER DIES

Company Forces Employees To Go Through Public Therapy Every Time They Make A Mistake

Increasing concerns about SCAM research originating from China

“Basically you just pray to a rock.”

Why Alec Baldwin called Paul McCartney an ‘a–hole’ during yoga class

Bud Light promises to ‘stay in our lane’ after trans backlash

Slipping Into Darkness (Blinded By The Light)

NIGHTMARE: 

The dark side of Diddy’s American Dream 

   

 WELCOME TO THE NEWAGE: 

Apocalypse goes mainstream - The end of the world is becoming normal conversation

 

 WHEN THERE'S NO ONE RATIONAL TO STOP THEM: 

Inside the Christian TV show rallying Trump superfans with apocalyptic warnings 

   

 THEY'RE CALLED 'RUINS' FOR A REASON: 

The ruins that could prove the Bible was TRUE

CITIDALS TO SILLINESS: 

The fake diagnoses of so-called alternative medicine – PART 4

NOT SO WELL: 

Actor John Krasinski's brother Paul is is a tech CEO-turned wellness guru suing two exes and six other women for defamation after blasting him as a 'sexual predator' and 'master manipulator'

You Know You've Lost The Will To Live When Losing Your Keys Hits You Harder

 

 FAMILY VIEWING:

The Cults, Crimes, Creeps & Curse Of The WB (Buffy, Charmed, Smallville & More)

PRINCE OF DARKNESS - COUNSELOR:

The devil-worshiping 'Ministers of Satan' who now have an 'unprecedented opportunity' to be school chaplains... because of a Republican law 

   

TOO LATE MUSIC REVIEW:

 "Tomato In The Rain" by Kaiser Chiefs: What Talking Heads might've sounded like, if - instead of Afica - Brian Eno had been inspired by Paul McCartney's solo work.

GOODBYE, CHILDREN:

Isaac Hayes’ Son Believes That Chef Didn’t Quit ‘South Park’ — Scientology Forced Him Out

IT'S OVER:

How ‘apocalypse’ became a secular as well as religious idea

ADULTERY PLUS:

Cheating Site Ashley Madison Is Overflowing With Sextortionists

OCEAN MAN:

On Viagra Maker's Plea, Court Bars Use of 'Vigoura' Name By Homeopathy Firm

DEADLY:

Taylor Swift song from new album provides the perfect beat for performing CPR

By The Time The World Realizes It's "Taken A Wrong Turn" It Has Circled The Sun

GIRL, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE: 

Denver's water department releases cringey Backstreet Boys parody video featuring tips to limit summer water use 

   

 EDITOR'S NOTE: 

Watching Joe Rogan publicly transform himself, from a curious stand-up comedian into a gullible NewAge sap, has been educational, entertaining, and - because he's so popular - deeply troubling. There's no telling how long an endless repetition of the words "We need more research" will keep his mind stuck in the quicksand of conspiracy theorists.

WE ARE NOT ONE: 

Mo’Nique fuels years-long feud with ‘raggedy bitch’ Oprah Winfrey

WELLNESS IS WOO-WOO: 

A ‘dignified end’ with ‘whole person’ cancer care? ("In a nutshell: if I had the choice between ‘whole person’ care followed by a ‘dignified end’ or conventional oncology followed by survival, I would chose the latter.") 

   

 DIVINE: 

United Methodists Lifts Ban on LGBTQ Clergy 

   

 THEY'RE NORMAL:

Mysterious Netflix 7M TikTok cult true crime leaves fans confused

WHEN DEATH IS NOT ENOUGH: 

‘Possessed’ murder suspect ‘ate man’s face, eyeball and ear’ after killing him 

   

 LITTLE MONSTERS: 

Gaga's Father Attacked at his Church

I KNEW HE WAS BLACK: 

Man Nabbed For Fried Chicken Battery On Sister

Guessing What Was (And Will Never Be Again)

 

 WHEN DOES THE 'HEALING' PART START? 

Faith-healing couple with Followers of Christ church face charges over death of baby

THEY FORGOT: 

The longest, strangest trip: Some psychedelic drug users are stuck with unwelcome highs

SHOULDA SAID O.J.: 

AI priest defrocked after taking confession and saying babies could be baptised in Gatorade

SATAN'S CURRENCY: 

'Bitcoin Jesus' arrested in Spain on US tax evasion charges

SCOOBY DOO, WHERE ARE YOU? 

Little girl's imaginary closet monster turns out to be 55,000-65,000 bees

AND HE WANTS TO FIGHT: 

MAGA 'Prophet' Declares God is Far Right

ALWAYS TRUST THE INTERNET: 

Misinformation about acupuncture via YouTube

STOPPING DAD DROM DRINKING: 

Man, 22, who drowned his alcoholic father, 57, in baptism-style exorcism three years ago at Massachusetts pond is found guilty of manslaughter

ETHICS ARE A CURSE: 

Televangelist Jesse Duplantis Says His Wealth Is Because He's 'Blessed,' Calls Poverty a 'Curse'