The Moment You See Someone Hot, Realize They're A Demon, And You're In Hell

"THE CRACK EMCEE TOLD US TO - AND LAUREN BOEBERT'S GRABBING CROTCHES":

  Why 50 Cent believes black men are identifying with Trump

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM:

  The Dalai Lama Is Landing in the Middle of the 2024 Election

JUST LIKE THAT:

  RFK Jr.'s Popularity Has Collapsed

WE CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY ANYTHING

: Americans still not sold on EVs despite Biden push, poll shows 

   

 COINK-A-DINK?

One of the breakout stars of Netflix's hugely controversial documentary series Unlocked has died at the age of 29 just 30 days before he was due to be released.

CALIFORNIA SCHOOLS WERE ALL BOOKED-UP:

  How Did So Many Sex Offenders Get Jobs In Texas Schools?

IN SUNNY CALIFORNIA - SATAN:

  In Drizzly England, a Tale of Sex, God and Celestial Bodies 

   

 DO TELL:

  How the Logic of Cults Is Taking Over Modern Life

SO WHAT DO YOU KNOW - SO DOES CRACK:

  Visitor discovers that China's "highest waterfall" comes from a pipe 

   

 ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY:

  Prominent California rock climber Charles Barrett exposed as a 'monster' sex predator who used fame to rape women at Yosemite National Park

THEY RANK THEM BY THE CENTURY NOW: 

Two scammers, a web of betrayal, and Europe’s fraud of the century 

   

MAKING THEM NICE AND "HEALTHY":

  Damning new evidence comes to light in case of Colorado dentist accused of poisoning his wife's protein shakes

SHE KEEPS GOING BACK:

  Amanda Knox is guilty again: Knox cried as she was re-convicted of slander in case linked to 2007 murder of Meredith Kercher after telling Italian court 'I'm very sorry'

THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRUTH:

  How the Monoculture Made "Super Size Me" - Morgan Spurlock’s Untimely Death and Gatekeepers’ Refusal to Call Out Film Fakery

NO LONG WALKS WITH YOKO:

  John Lennon’s son received death threats for mocking Prince Harry

HE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO PICK 'EM:

  Inside the wacky world of Jelena Djokovic: Tennis ace's wife and high-school sweetheart uses meditation to heal physical ailments, believes science is 'reductive' and works with a controversial 'trauma therapist'

TRIGGERED:

  Rob Schneider opens up about his conversion to Catholicism and reveals the moment that triggered his newfound faith

I HEAR HE FARTS A LOT, TOO:

  Texas pastor's controversial sermons have driven 'hundreds' away from church

TIME TO "SWITCH TEAMS" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN:

  Caitlin Clark is a WNBA target as she is 'a white heterosexual woman in a black lesbian league', claims Clay Travis

I'VE NEVER HAD A FAVORITE WITCH - THEY ALL MELTED:

  ‘Putin’s Favorite Witch’ Suddenly Falls Foul of the Kremlin

EVEN IN HOT YOGA:

  Dave Canales connecting with staff, even in hot yoga class

NOTHING UNUSUAL HERE:

  Teacher reveals how he was fired for refusing to call children who identified as trans by their preferred pronouns 

   

 "A LOT of conspiracy theories,..."

THEY ACTUALLY WATCHED "THE GOLDEN GIRLS" - BUT FOR REAL THIS TIME:

  Why Protestant pastors' support for gay marriage is falling

There's Nothing In An American High School Education To Prepare You For Life

BUT THAT'S WHERE THE SPINE ENDS:

  Beware of chiropractors who insert two fingers into your vagina!

IT'S THE HOTTEST THING AND EVERYBODY'S TRYING IT - AGAIN:

  Maine man sentenced for ‘cult-like’ sexual misconduct 

   

 HE THINKS SCIENCE IS A PERSON:

  Biden’s got a plan to protect science from Trump

WATER WORLD:

  IS HOMEOPATHY COST-EFFECTIVE? A New Economic Evaluation of Homeopathy

MOST WHO USE COMPLIMENTARY OR ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE GET CANCER:

 Most Cancer Patients Use Complementary or Alternative Medicine

BWAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA:

  Anticancer potential of homeopathic medicines

ZIONISTS ARE NAZIS STILL WANTING "LIVING SPACE": 

Revealed: Israeli spy chief ‘threatened’ ICC prosecutor over war crimes inquiry

PEOPLE ARE STUPID - THAT'S WHY HE KEEPS LOSING DEBATES:

  Bill Maher responds to critics claiming he's 'turned': 'It's that your ideas are stupid'

WHO'S TO STOP THEM?

  Why Nazi slogans and xenophobia appeal to rich kids

I'M BORED - I'M THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BORED:

  Scientists solve mystery of why killer whales are attacking boats worldwide

DRESSED FOR SUCCESS:

  Mass. stabbing spree suspect Jared Ravizza seen in pics with lip gloss, nail polish as court docs confirm name change

TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS:

  Morgan Spurlock's fast-food documentary earned him millions - then he confessed his off-camera lies and a dark past of sexual perversion, addiction... and never worked a day again

BUT SHE RAISED HIM:

  Her son was an accused cult leader. She says he was a victim, too

WITH FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI:

  Woman admits to EATING her grandmother's remains and cooking them in a pasta dish in shock radio confessional: 'I ate my Nan'

STICK TO THE WHITE BEAR NEXT TIME:

  Black bear 'kebabs' gives family parasitic worms, 3 people hospitalized

THE SISTERS OF PERPETUAL INDULGENCE FINALLY GOT TO HIM:

  Pope Francis shocks bishops by saying gay men should not be admitted to church seminaries because 'there's already too much f*****ry'

TOP-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT - IF YOU RIDE A BROOM:

  Classics of Pagan Cinema: Teen Witch (1989)

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NO HELMETS, AFTER-SCHOOL ADULT SUPERVISION, AND POT WAS ILLEGAL: 

Millennial Mom Tells Her Kids the Horror Stories of Being Raised by Boomers

YOURS, TOO? Harriette Cole:

  My girlfriend’s astrology obsession has become too much

AT LEAST IT'S NOT YOUR WIFE:

  Skowhegan woman learns to heal from nearly 20 years of stepfather's 'cult-like' abuse

AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT YOUR KIDS:

  Hundreds of children rescued from religious cult after police raid in Zimbabwe

HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEEL:

  Bob Dylan's rare abstract painting from Woodstock years sells for nearly 200K at auction... after he traded it for an astrology chart

WHEN BEING FILMED FUCKING A GUY NAMED "RAY-JAY" IS CONSIDERED SUCCESS:

   The Kardashians Are in Their Flop Era

THROW SOMETHING OVER MEGHAN:

  Nigeria’s first lady slams US after Meghan Markle visit: ‘We do not want nakedness in our culture’

THROW SOMETHING OVER AUSTRALIA:

  Australian police arrest a man accused of running naked through an airliner

NOT-SO GLAMOROUS: 

Glamorous doctor 'faked cancer diagnosis to scam friend out of $160,000'

OLD PROBLEM - GETTING THEM - NEW PROBLEM: 

People who use weight loss drugs like Ozempic face a problem: What to do when they run out or can't take them anymore 

    

 BONEY M: 

24 Pictures Showing How Much Skinnier Female Idols Are Compared To Regular People

AN ACADEMY-LEVEL PERFORMANCE: 

Master of Make-Believe - A struggling actor struck it rich in Hollywood—then the F.B.I. showed up

THE NOT-SO-NEW "YOU": 

'Crying mom' who went viral for baking video slams ex for sharing her dark past: 'I know who I am!'

LIFE IS MESSY: 

Why you shouldn’t be afraid of being a mess

THEY THINK THEY CUTE: 

Sold-out San Francisco event proves flirting's back

SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN: 

Indiana nuptials descends into chaos with groom in jail and one person shot after guest is seen 'flirting' with woman who wasn't his wife

SHE'S ALREADY DEAD TO ME: 

‘I feel like my sister died’: inside the shocking TikTok dance cult

NEWAGE: 

The Cult-Like Language That's Coursing Through Business - What do crypto companies, hyper online career coaches, and cults have in common?

GIRL, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE: 

BTS And HYBE Face Massive Backlash After Group’s Shocking Plagiarism Scandal Resurfaces

EXPOSURE: 

Musician's Middle School Bully Asked Her To Perform At Her Wedding For Free To Build Her Portfolio— ‘It's Bold Of You To Assume I'd Gift You A $2,500 Service'

CALL ME WHEN THEY START FORKING: 

50 Cent Reacts To Rumor About Diddy “Spooning” Male Producer

SOUL COPY: 

Sole copy of Wu-Tang Clan album to be played to the public for first time at Mona 

   

 IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, BABY: 

Doug Ingle, frontman of rock band Iron Butterfly, dies aged 78