There's Nothing In An American High School Education To Prepare You For Life

BUT THAT'S WHERE THE SPINE ENDS:

  Beware of chiropractors who insert two fingers into your vagina!

IT'S THE HOTTEST THING AND EVERYBODY'S TRYING IT - AGAIN:

  Maine man sentenced for ‘cult-like’ sexual misconduct 

   

 HE THINKS SCIENCE IS A PERSON:

  Biden’s got a plan to protect science from Trump

WATER WORLD:

  IS HOMEOPATHY COST-EFFECTIVE? A New Economic Evaluation of Homeopathy

MOST WHO USE COMPLIMENTARY OR ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE GET CANCER:

 Most Cancer Patients Use Complementary or Alternative Medicine

BWAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA:

  Anticancer potential of homeopathic medicines

ZIONISTS ARE NAZIS STILL WANTING "LIVING SPACE": 

Revealed: Israeli spy chief ‘threatened’ ICC prosecutor over war crimes inquiry

PEOPLE ARE STUPID - THAT'S WHY HE KEEPS LOSING DEBATES:

  Bill Maher responds to critics claiming he's 'turned': 'It's that your ideas are stupid'

WHO'S TO STOP THEM?

  Why Nazi slogans and xenophobia appeal to rich kids

I'M BORED - I'M THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BORED:

  Scientists solve mystery of why killer whales are attacking boats worldwide

DRESSED FOR SUCCESS:

  Mass. stabbing spree suspect Jared Ravizza seen in pics with lip gloss, nail polish as court docs confirm name change

TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS:

  Morgan Spurlock's fast-food documentary earned him millions - then he confessed his off-camera lies and a dark past of sexual perversion, addiction... and never worked a day again

BUT SHE RAISED HIM:

  Her son was an accused cult leader. She says he was a victim, too

WITH FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI:

  Woman admits to EATING her grandmother's remains and cooking them in a pasta dish in shock radio confessional: 'I ate my Nan'

STICK TO THE WHITE BEAR NEXT TIME:

  Black bear 'kebabs' gives family parasitic worms, 3 people hospitalized

THE SISTERS OF PERPETUAL INDULGENCE FINALLY GOT TO HIM:

  Pope Francis shocks bishops by saying gay men should not be admitted to church seminaries because 'there's already too much f*****ry'

TOP-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT - IF YOU RIDE A BROOM:

  Classics of Pagan Cinema: Teen Witch (1989)

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NO HELMETS, AFTER-SCHOOL ADULT SUPERVISION, AND POT WAS ILLEGAL: 

Millennial Mom Tells Her Kids the Horror Stories of Being Raised by Boomers

YOURS, TOO? Harriette Cole:

  My girlfriend’s astrology obsession has become too much

AT LEAST IT'S NOT YOUR WIFE:

  Skowhegan woman learns to heal from nearly 20 years of stepfather's 'cult-like' abuse

AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT YOUR KIDS:

  Hundreds of children rescued from religious cult after police raid in Zimbabwe

HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEEL:

  Bob Dylan's rare abstract painting from Woodstock years sells for nearly 200K at auction... after he traded it for an astrology chart

WHEN BEING FILMED FUCKING A GUY NAMED "RAY-JAY" IS CONSIDERED SUCCESS:

   The Kardashians Are in Their Flop Era

THROW SOMETHING OVER MEGHAN:

  Nigeria’s first lady slams US after Meghan Markle visit: ‘We do not want nakedness in our culture’

THROW SOMETHING OVER AUSTRALIA:

  Australian police arrest a man accused of running naked through an airliner

NOT-SO GLAMOROUS: 

Glamorous doctor 'faked cancer diagnosis to scam friend out of $160,000'

OLD PROBLEM - GETTING THEM - NEW PROBLEM: 

People who use weight loss drugs like Ozempic face a problem: What to do when they run out or can't take them anymore 

    

 BONEY M: 

24 Pictures Showing How Much Skinnier Female Idols Are Compared To Regular People

AN ACADEMY-LEVEL PERFORMANCE: 

Master of Make-Believe - A struggling actor struck it rich in Hollywood—then the F.B.I. showed up

THE NOT-SO-NEW "YOU": 

'Crying mom' who went viral for baking video slams ex for sharing her dark past: 'I know who I am!'

LIFE IS MESSY: 

Why you shouldn’t be afraid of being a mess

THEY THINK THEY CUTE: 

Sold-out San Francisco event proves flirting's back

SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN: 

Indiana nuptials descends into chaos with groom in jail and one person shot after guest is seen 'flirting' with woman who wasn't his wife

SHE'S ALREADY DEAD TO ME: 

‘I feel like my sister died’: inside the shocking TikTok dance cult

NEWAGE: 

The Cult-Like Language That's Coursing Through Business - What do crypto companies, hyper online career coaches, and cults have in common?

GIRL, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE: 

BTS And HYBE Face Massive Backlash After Group’s Shocking Plagiarism Scandal Resurfaces

EXPOSURE: 

Musician's Middle School Bully Asked Her To Perform At Her Wedding For Free To Build Her Portfolio— ‘It's Bold Of You To Assume I'd Gift You A $2,500 Service'

CALL ME WHEN THEY START FORKING: 

50 Cent Reacts To Rumor About Diddy “Spooning” Male Producer

SOUL COPY: 

Sole copy of Wu-Tang Clan album to be played to the public for first time at Mona 

   

 IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, BABY: 

Doug Ingle, frontman of rock band Iron Butterfly, dies aged 78

Once The Wicked Witch Of The West Wins A Wet T-Shirt Contest We're In Trouble

Continuing from yesterday: A Clark County business is accused of witchcraft, owner says it's not true - when it's so totally, and obviously, true. Ugh. So many liars.

Except for a Sales executive, 23, who raked in $300,000 in mere MONTHS sparking a furious debate after claiming the ULTIMATE secret to business success is 'being a literal psychopath'. What's interesting is that, the moment the word "psychopath" left her mouth, she didn't catch herself, and then asked herself what she's saying? What is she doing? What's wrong with her? What's she trying to do - to the lives of others and the world? Is a planet of "literal psychopaths" really something she needs to encourage?

Think about it. Morgan Hill looks to tightening restrictions on massage parlors to combat human trafficking - because, you know, psychopaths.

The NewAge is such a sick time to be alive. As stated yesterday, America's a Conspiracy nation! From chemtrails to Taylor Swift psyops, the 2024 race is rife with bunk. Surprise! Best part? They can't see any of it, any more than the NewAge-loving Nazis did, before them. 

   

 Getting to the 'spiritual' roots of the left's authoritarianism is as easy as watching Neal deGrasse Tyson's seemingly-wholesome conversation about astrology, with Kelly Clarkson, veer into a dark discussion of a narcissist's desire to dominate others.

NEWAGE FLASHBACK: “A planet in the sky gave a rat’s a** about anything in your life”: Even Neil deGrasse Tyson Lost it after Amber Rose’s Dumb Pseudoscience Question

We've been here before: Warning for Kim Kardashian's beloved 'vampire facials' after four women contract HIV at New Mexico salon. Not the ideal outcome. But one that should've been expected.

Like when Jordan Klepper Declares Donald Trump ‘The King of Pettiness’, while completely ignoring how petty his, and the the left's coverage of Donald Trump has been - which only highlights it - which only helps Donald Trump. Again: Not the ideal outcome. And one that should be expected.

And, finally, A vegan restaurant is switching to serving meat, saying plant-based eating isn't enough to save the planet. No shit, Sherlock. That was elementary, really.

These are NOT smart people in 2024. Nor were they in 2023, or 2022, or beyond. We're just stuck with them. With few cures for what afflicts them. Or anything else. War may be nature's only cure. They argued otherwise - against reality - for years. Even put their money into it. Their very lives.

I'M MELTING, I'M MELTING: Marijuana and munchies: A possible homeopathic solution

This Is A Hard One (Or It Eventually Got That Way When I Started To Play With It)

GOD'S 'GOOD NEWS': 

Lauren Boebert preaches Biblical apocalypse and "uprising of righteousness"

TOTALLY LEGIT: 

Is Church of Scientology Best Judge Of Whether Scientology Forced Teen To Marry Her Rapist?

LEARNING HOW THE SAUSAGE GETS MADE: 

The Uncomfortable Truth About Child Abuse in Hollywood

NEVER FORGET LISA MCPHERSON: 

New RHONY star Rebecca Minkoff is a hardcore Scientologist who rubbed shoulders with Danny Masterson and has donated MILLIONS to the church - while her doctor dad was implicated in horrifying wrongful death lawsuit of Lisa McPherson

HITLER? WHO SAID HITLER? 

“I didn’t say that”: 8 classic gaslighting phrases to watch out for

RIGHT UNDER THE WORLD'S NOSE: 

‘Messianic spell’: how Narendra Modi created a cult of personality

WE ARE ALL 'ONE': 

Meghan Markle is 'strategic' with friendships and 'forgets' pals 'when she's finished with them'

WALKING CADAVERS: 

Hollywood's 'Ozempic face' crisis: Plastic surgeons reveal the celebs suffering from gauntness 'because of weight-loss drug' 

   

 THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE SHAME VS. TRASHCANBUTT: 

Taylor Swift reignites bitter feud with Kim Kardashian as she drops TWO brutal 'diss tracks' aimed at reality star on surprise 'double album' version of The Tortured Poets Department: Fans brand songs 'the ULTIMATE f**k you'

THAT'S YOUR BABY: 

The Illogical Relationship Americans Have With Animals

HIGH ART: 

San Francisco museum unveils a fancy new cannabis bong collection

WOMEN DON'T WATCH BASKETBALL (OR RE-WRITE THEIR BADLY-WRITTEN ABORTION LAWS) AND THAT'S ALL THE FAULT OF MEN: 

Caitlin Clark WNBA Salary Outrage Perfectly Explained By Bill Burr: 'Nobody Shows Up!'

THEIR SELF-HELP PROGRAMS DIDN'T HELP THEM: 

NPR is facing 'legitimate criticisms' for 'obvious problems': Matt Taibbi

MAYBE THEY SHOULD STOP THAT: 

Kidney disease patients in Taiwan embrace alternative medicines despite physician non-disclosure 

SEEING HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES: 

Undercover cop beaten by colleagues during protest wins $23.5m payout