Tonight There's A Great Debate Between 2 Fools America's Sick Of Hearing From

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION:

  A new measure of Americans’ deep distrust of the media

NIGERIA AIN'T HAVIN' NONE OF IT:

  Cultism: Police arrest suspected killers of PoS agent, others in Ekiti 

    

 AFTER YEARS OF ARROGANTLY ASSERTING THEY WORKED:

  Multivitamin myth: Study shows no benefit to long-term health, longevity

HIMSELF INCLUDED:

  Bill Maher says 'aggressively anti-common sense' Left turns off voters, helps Trump

MORMONS ARE 'NICE' - EVEN WHEN BEING DASTARDLY - WHICH IS UNNERVING:

  Inside the bitter fight between the Mormons and small town America: Church accused of 'bullying' picturesque hamlets into letting them build towering temples

UTAH'S HAVING A BAD DAY:

  Paris Hilton tells Congress she was ‘sexually abused and force-fed meds’ during child welfare hearing

THIS IS AMERICA:

  He flipped off a trooper and got charged. Now Vermont is on the hook for $175,000

WHITE PEOPLE ON NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBAL LANDS - AGAIN?

  Rainbow Family is ordered to leave San Francisco forest or risk jail after thousands of 'counter culture' members threatened to descend on small town 

   

HERE WE GO:

  Religious leader wants to display Indian scriptures in Louisiana public classrooms

ZIONISM IS TROUBLE IN THE HOLY LAND:

  Israel threatens to send Lebanon 'back to Stone Age' as UN warns of 'potentially apocalyptic' all-out war between IDF and Hezbollah

ZIONISM IS TROUBLE IN AMERICA:

  Efforts to sell ‘Anglo neighborhoods in Israel’ at LA synagogue erupt in protests

THIS WASN'T POSSIBLE WHEN THEY WERE KEEPING AUSTIN WEIRD:

  Alex Jones’s notorious Infowars channel will be shut down by bankruptcy court

IS SHE RELATED TO THE 'CULT MOM'?

95-Year-Old "Nazi Grandma" Convicted Again For Denying Holocaust 

    

DUMBEST STORY OF THE DAY:

  Wild TikTok theory claims there are secret codes on TOOTHPASTE tubes that only 'elites' know about - but dentists reveal what colored squares REALLY mean

TMR IS HOPING FOR THE ONE-LEGGED GUY:

  Iran elections: The candidates vying to replace Ebrahim Raisi after his air crash death - including a one-legged 'living martyr', a terror chief's 'best friend' and the cleric who ordered mass executions

ANYONE WHO WOULDN'T EAT WITH CHARLES MANSON IS DEAD TO ME:

  Mom of one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims Tony Hughes slams Ariana Grande after she revealed serial killer who murdered and dismembered 17 men was her dream dinner party guest

MEN PUT WOMEN ON TABLES AND MAKE THEM DANCE, RIGHT? 

Inside Julian Assange's 'secret family of love children' from his life before Wikileaks - and the groupies who threw themselves at him

I TURNED DOWN A PARTY WITH METALLICA AND 'PLAYED' A CHAINSAW:

  Beck on Getting Denied Entry to a Party with Paul McCartney & Bringing Leaf Blowers on Stage

HEALTHY:

  Top female bodybuilding champion, 36, dies days before top-level competition after suffering a blood clot in Brazil as tributes are paid to 'angel in human form'

I CAN GET PAID TO GET LAID FOR SCIENCE:

  You Can Get Paid To Get High For Science

HOMEOPATHS SAY DIFFERENT:

  Exercise for back pain prevention: forget about chiropractic, osteopathy, acupuncture, etc., exercise is by far the most promising treatment

LIFE AMONGST THE REDWOODS:

Seattle's shame: City once revered for its booming tech and quality of life descends into 'zombieland' where drug addicts and prostitutes reign supreme

MAKING TAYLOR SWIFT AN ICON WILL DO THAT:

  How millennials became the least cool generation

WHAT'S THE 'MEANING' OF FREE TIME?

  America's crisis of meaningless work 

   

 TEAM PLAYERS:

  ‘Kinds of Kindness’ has a cultish take on toxic work culture

14 IS BIGGER THAN 13 - AND 13 IS 'BAD LUCK' - SO,...L. RON HUBBARD IS A GENIUS:

  13 Celebs Who "Escaped" Scientology, And 14 Who Love And Defend It

HAPPY ENDING:

  Horror in the Med as Iraqi girl, 16, 'is strangled to death while being raped in front of her mother on sinking migrant boat by man who had just seen his wife and daughter drown' in disaster that saw dozens killed off Italy

WARM LEATHERETTE:

  A woman's car crash reveals dead body in back seat — which is "cold to the touch"

RECKLESS - WITH EVERYTHING:

  Matthew Stafford's wife apologizes for 'media storm' after revealing she dated husband's backup QB

HE'S IMPOTENT:

Shocking twist in Jerry Sandusky case as new medical evidence could have proven former Penn State coach's innocence - but was left out of trial because he was too EMBARRASSED

IF I DIE - BLOW ME:

  Shock ‘sex contract’ drawn up by Brit prof, 77, with sugar baby escort revealed after he’s found dead amid assault probe

'THE MAN WITH NO NAME' HAS A FOLLOWING:

  Inside the secretive Church With No Name sect that’s under FBI investigation over decades of child sex abuse claims

'WHAT ARE YOU PROTESTING?' 'WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?'

  A Hater’s Guide to Ser Criston Cole 

   

 VETERAN BEAST HUNTER:

  Is this the Loch Ness Monster? Veteran beast hunter says he was left 'dumbfounded' by hump spotted on a webcam trained on the Scottish lake

WHAT HAPPENED TO GLOBAL COOLING?

  Whatever Happened to ‘the Big One’?

THERE'S GHOSTS:

  "Cozy Grove: Camp Spirit" is a delight, with one giant caveat

Getting A Tiny Piece Of Being Effectively Exploited Is Called True Artistic Success

CULTS - THE RECIPE FOR ALL GOOD TELEVISION:

  Toyota May Have Gotten Involved With Infamous 7M Cult For Car Commercial

WITH LOVE: 

Faith healing parents arraigned on charges they failed to help sick newborn who died

NO HAPPY MEAL 4 YOU:

China tries 5 alleged cult members in killing at McDonald’s restaurant

HE SHOULDA STAYED 'PUFF DADDY':

  Diddy Ordered Hits On Tupac And Suge Knight, Offered $1 Million Bounties

JUST PLAIN UNHAPPY:

  Woman accused of murdering boyfriend and putting body in suitcase parts ways with 8th ‘snotty’ defense attorney

ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW - BECAUSE 'BRAVE' WOMEN LIE TO THEM:

  I’ve Started Coming Out to All My Friends. My Husband Still Has No Clue

RAY J = TOO MUCH SEX: 

"That's child molestation sir" — Internet reacts to Ray J saying a 34-year-old woman "cleansed" him of "dirt and all sin" at the age of 14

BIZARRE - BUT STILL POPULAR:

  Bizarre health fads: a roundup of the top 10 strangest fake medicines

GLAD THAT'S OVER:

  Bay Area-based SCiFi Foods, a buzzy lab-grown meat company, shuts down

YOU CAN'T GET MORE 'SPIRITUAL' THAN THIS:

  The gruesome ritual sacrifices at Chichén Itzá: Ancient Mayans killed child TWINS in a bid to satisfy the gods of the underworld, grisly study reveals

'INEPT' ISN'T POSSIBLE:

  Is Gucci Mane's 1017 record label CURSED? Social media fans sent into frenzy after death of Atlanta rapper Enchanting - the seventh artist signed with him to suffer a tragic fate

I HAVE A DREAM: 

Arizona gun nut planned to hoist Confederate flag and shoot up Bad Bunny concert to 'incite a race war' ahead of 2024 election

BULLSHIT: 

Pentagon official reveals tantalizing seven-minute encounter with glowing blue UFO - which emitted enough energy to 'power a small city'

JEALOUS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWER:

  Bachelorette star Josh Seiter is accused of FAKING her gender transition for attention after death hoax scandal - but she says trolls are just jealous of her beautiful looks 

    

 LADY LOOKS LIKE A DUDE:

  Transgender swimmer Lia Thomas out of Olympics after being dealt fatal legal blow

NO MORE AYAHUASCA FOR YOU: 

New York Jets front office is ANGRY with Aaron Rodgers over unexplained absence and is considering 'tightening his leash', source reveals

 

LIKE ADORING TAYLOR SWIFT WHEN SHE DRESSES FOR THE ICE CAPADES:

  The ‘cult of celebrity’ distracts people from real-world problems

SOUL BOY OF THE WESTERN WORLD:

  Ex-Spandau Ballet singer Ross William Wild, 36, raped three women and filmed himself molesting victims as they slept, court hears

'WE MUST DO MORE' IS A PRETTY VAGUE PROPHECY

: Rare white buffalo at Yellowstone National Park fulfills Native American prophecy

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