Congratulations: You've Become The People You've Always Rebelled Against

PROOF - FOODIES WERE ALWAYS SICK IN THE HEAD: 

Fussy eaters take note: picky palates linked to poor mental health

THE OTHER HALF DON'T LIVE LIKE YOU AND I: 

Winery owner accused of sexually abusing younger sister over six years when they were teens

MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME: 

I’m Worried My Friend’s Love of Children Might Give People the Wrong Idea

TAYLOR SWIFT'S CAREER EXPLAINED: 

Young voters are worse at identifying misinformation, study shows

I-PEE-FREELY'S ON THE LINE: 

Did a 14-year-old prank caller just blow up Michael Cohen’s testimony in Trump’s hush money trial?

SUCK YOUR OWN DICK: 

West Virginia Transgender Middle School Athlete Allegedly Told Female Teammates 'Suck My D**k' 

   

 FIFTY CENT AND POCKET LENT: 

Want to Make a New Friend? How Much Money Have You Got?

IT'S ALL PART OF GOD'S PLAN: 

My Super Religious, Homeschooled Nibblings Have to Move in With Us. Oh No.

EVERYONE ELSE'S IN REAL LIFE GET NOTHING: 

Emma Stone’s Descent Into Sex Cults and Cannibalism in ‘Kinds of Kindness’ Lands 4.5-Minute Standing Ovation in Cannes

THEY NEED JUMPERS: 

SF legacy hotel's revolving rooftop resurgence is a bit of a sham

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT: 

New York crypto personality used ‘Seinfeld’ joke in fraud, feds reveal

BOOM: 

“I took the tapes, left the studio and gave them to my heroin dealer.” Why Billy Idol blackmailed his own record company ahead of the release of Rebel Yell

KIDS ARE SO GOOD WITH COMPUTERS THESE DAYS: 

Driver outraged over ticket sets fire to cop’s home – hours after he was stopped 

   

 EVERYTHING'S GOING SWIMMINGLY: 

Haiti gangs brutally behead police officer as scores killed in horrifying violent wave 

   

UNLESS YOU'RE COOL GOING CRAZY: 

Spending 67 minutes outdoors refreshes mental health

Kenny's Little Creatures On Display

THAT'S THE WORST KIND OF POT: 

Thai cult leader claims to cure all illnesses with pot ritual

LAUGHING AT THE POOR IS STILL NOT THEIR PROBLEM: 

‘Wealth can be pretty isolating’: Problems that rich people face, according to therapists

WHEN RAINBOWS CATCH-ON YOU'RE IN TROUBLE: 

Contemplating the Wussification of Americans

THIS MAY BE WHY INDIANS SHAKE THEIR HEADS SO MUCH: 

A comprehensive review on the hepatotoxicity of herbs used in the Indian (Ayush) systems of alternative medicine

ART'S STILL IMITATING PEOPLE MAKING LIFE SHITTY: 

Fulfill the Prophecy: A Review of “Cult Show” at The Neo-Futurists: 

“Cult Show” asks you to replace one God with another and rebel against a society that gives too little while you give too much. In fact, forget all this “you” nonsense; you were you, but now we’re we; we we we we we…

EXAMPLE - THEY'LL CHANGE BUT NEVER STOP: 

Erdogan confirms ancient Istanbul church converted to mosque

LEARN TO LEVITATE: 

10 Tiny Ways To Make A Woman Love You Forever

A BRAIN-EATING WORM WILL "KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD": 

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Holds Campaign Rally in Austin, TX

EVERYONE WE'RE TOLD TO ADMIRE SUCKS: 

Nancy Pelosi yet again reveals Democrats’ disdain for average Americans

PEOPLE WHO HAVE AFFAIRS ASSURE US AFFAIRS ARE HARMLESS: 

Inside the rise and fall of Ashley Madison: ‘People literally lost their lives’ 

    

 BILL BURR ASKS GOOD QUESTIONS: 

‘Why Am I F*cking Listening to You?’ Bill Burr Roasts Bill Maher

TURMERIC? WELL, LIKE, DUH - ALERT WHOLE FOODS THEY SUCK: 

5 Supplements With Unexpected Downsides: Magnesium, Turmeric, & More

SHE'S KEEPING THE MONEY AND FACING NO PUNISHMENT STILL: 

How Oprah has pushed dangerous diet fads for more than 30 years..after presenter apologizes for role in toxic culture

ANOTHER SWEET-LOOKING NEWAGER LYING TO YOUR FACE JUST BECAUSE: 

Kelly Clarkson's fans react after she finally comes clean about how she REALLY lost all that weight: 'Disappointed but not surprised'

MEANWHILE - YOU'RE SOAKING IN IT: 

'Reality Is About to Sink in' for Alvin Bragg, Legal Analyst Warns 

     

 CURIOUS - THE MEDIA STILL HASN'T CALLED ON THE ROYAL HOMEOPATH YET: 

King Charles accidentally reveals Kate Middleton's suffering

A PATHOLOGICAL PUPPY-KILLING LIAR: 

Mon Dieu! Macron's Government Denies He Had a Meeting Scheduled With Kristi Noem 

    

 NOBODY LISTENED - TWICE - BUT THEY LOVED ALEX JONES SCREAMING AT THEM:

 Famed pathologist Dr Cyril Wecht dies aged 93: Forensic scientist argued more than one shooter killed JFK and called for investigation around Brittany Murphy's 'suspicious' death

WOMEN LOVE FORMING CULTS - THEN DENYING THEY'VE DONE SO: 

Marston Hefner brands Crystal Hefner a 'master manipulator': 

'When Crystal came in [to the mansion], there started to be tribes,...'

GIVE THE GUY POINTS FOR HONESTY: 

Florida man trying to get job as police officer blurts out that he sexually abused girl, nine

HE'S RIGHT - KIDS ARE RUINING COMEDY:

Jerry Seinfeld’s 17-Year-Old Girlfriend Saga Resurfaces After Duke Walkout

THEY "CLAIM":

Grieving daughters claim psychic medium led them to their missing mom's body after police bungled the search... as eerie 'paranormal' details are revealed

LIFT THAT LID:

Former Mormon lifts the lid on how the cult-like religion played a significant role in the 'extremely traumatic' kidnapping of Elizabeth Smart

COMING INTO THE LIGHT: 

'Not going to live in the shadows': How the daughter of a cult leader is helping others

SHE USES "THE BEST" LIKE THE FRENCH USE "SPECIAL":

Gypsy Blanchard says she 'thinks the best of her mom' on Mother's Day - despite murdering her

NEWAGE BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER, DOES IT? 

Prince William has 'disowned' Prince Harry and fans must 'give up hope' of reconciliation 

   

BUMS OF THE METAPHYSICAL:   

Harry and Meghan's Archewell Foundation is banned from raising or spending money after it is deemed DELINQUENT for failing to pay fees and submit records

THEY SAW THE FUTURE:

City once labeled 'scam capital of America' is now the BEST place to retire

SUCK MY NUTS: 

Why being a 'man's man' could add years to your life, according to new study

CAN'T BREAK THE OPRAH = FRAUD CONNECTION:

Dr Phil’s reinvention as a culture warrior isn’t working 

    

SEX WITH AN ANGRY BEE IS MORE ATTRACTIVE NOWADAYS: 

Bumble's billboard ads made fun of celibacy as an alternative to dating. It didn't go down well.

BITCH, SHUT YOUR FACE: 

This Unemployed 28-Year-Old Stopped Doing All Chores After His Wife – Who Earns All Their Income – Jokingly Called Him A "Househusband"

FUCK THAT - REMIND THE KID WHAT "DIVORCE" MEANS, HOW DESTRUCTIVE IT IS TO INDIVIDUALS, RELATIONSHIPS, SOCIETY, AND TODAY 70% ARE INITIATED BY WOMEN IRREGARDLESS OF WHO THEIR SPOUSE IS - AS A MALE HE HAS TO KNOW: 

A Little Boy Of Divorced Parents Asked His Dad To Buy His Mom A Mother’s Day Present — And Was Upset When He Said No 

   

 THE "SPIRITUAL" ONE: 

Dear Abby: Daughter-in-law is morally corrupt, egotistical and narcissistic ... and that’s not all 

   

  BECAUSE GOD OFFERED NO PROTECTION: 

Parishioners stopped teen with a rifle from entering church with 60 children inside

NUMBER NINE, NUMBER NINE,...:

John Lennon Was Haunted By This Particular Number His Whole Life 

   

 RIP, YOU MONSTER: 

David Sanborn, saxophonist who played for Bowie and Stevie Wonder, dies aged 78 

   

 ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW - AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE MONEY: 

In a city cut off from the world, guns and drugs keep flowing 

   

PROOF -  THE FUTURE ZUCKS ALREADY: 

Deceitful tactics by artificial intelligence exposed: ‘Meta’s AI a master of deception’ in strategy game

 

 See you tomorrow?

 

It Was 22 Years Ago Today America Lost It's Bearings And NewAge Took Over

I DID IT - 5 bizarre 9/11 conspiracy theories that refuse to die out

THE SECRET:

People who believe in "manifesting" to "cosmically attract" success are more likely to go bankrupt 

   

 SCIENTOLOGY VALUES - Masterson’s Ex-Stepdad Says His Kids Lied to Help Actor

FACT - Virginia Democrat candidate posted sex acts with husband online while soliciting tips after her party spent years trying to convince you that Donald Trump was peeing on hookers in Russia.

FAITH: Jehovah Witness elder sentenced to jail for child sexual abuse and Jesus saw him do it.

Haiti gangs take aim at disabled children: ‘Put those kids out of their misery or we will’

CRYSTAL ENERGY - NYC Mayor Adams described as 'Black Trump'

BOOM - King Charles Is Sitting on a Reparations Time Bomb 

  

CHEER UP - Batman is still the shit: in Japanese.