Showing posts with label wine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wine. Show all posts

Saturday, May 18, 2024

Congratulations: You've Become The People You've Always Rebelled Against

PROOF - FOODIES WERE ALWAYS SICK IN THE HEAD: 







   

 FIFTY CENT AND POCKET LENT: 




NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT: 




   

 EVERYTHING'S GOING SWIMMINGLY: 


   

UNLESS YOU'RE COOL GOING CRAZY: 


Thursday, October 10, 2013

The 1 Place In The World I Will Never Return To Willingly





At the link, you'll get answers to a number of simple questions, but my favorite (which you never hear in the U.S.) is this one:
Style: I'm not really "in" but hell, when you're not in Paris, you can see it so quickly in people's clothes. We used to say "dressed like a 'provincial'". And the more southern you go, the trashier it is.

Basically, you get a lot of guys in plaid, short-sleeved shirts, and women in flowered bag dresses. That's what France really is:


Depressed, wine-swilling rednecks,...
 

Monday, September 3, 2012

Organic, Holistic - All That Stuff - Should End With "ICK"


I've mentioned to Ann Althouse that she ought to have a tag labeled "Crack Was Right" for all the pronouncements I've correctly made on her site. She hasn't done it yet but, if she had, boy oh boy, would it get a workout! My latest taboo to be skewered - the value of organic food:
Does an organic strawberry contain more vitamin C than a conventional one? 
Maybe — or maybe not. 
Stanford University scientists have weighed in on the “maybe not” side of the debate after an extensive examination of four decades of research comparing organic and conventional foods. 
They concluded that fruits and vegetables labeled organic were, on average, no more nutritious than their conventional counterparts, which tend to be far less expensive. Nor were they any less likely to be contaminated by dangerous bacteria like E. coli. 
The researchers also found no obvious health advantages to organic meats. 
Conventional fruits and vegetables did have more pesticide residue, but the levels were almost always under the allowed safety limits, the scientists said. The Environmental Protection Agency sets the limits at levels that it says do not harm humans. 
“When we began this project, we thought that there would likely be some findings that would support the superiority of organics over conventional food,” said Dr. Dena Bravata, a senior affiliate with Stanford’s Center for Health Policy and the senior author of the paper, which appears in Tuesday’s issue of the Annals of Internal Medicine. “I think we were definitely surprised.”

Not me - I'm the guy covered in protective armor above - I know a scam when I see one and organics have been a HUGE one for what? Over three decades now? That's a long time to be stupid, people.

(Here's my posts tagged with "organic food" - read and learn.)


Of course the worst part about it is how the hippies behind it raised the cost of food overall, by making people so afraid of trace amounts of pesticides, that conventional farmers had to unnecessarily jump through hoops to accommodate them. (Mitt Romney, above, has made a pretty penny selling you worthless supplements as well.) If you're someone who buys this crap and claims to care about "the poor," well pat yourself on the back for insuring they had less in their cupboards for the same money.

(Here's my posts tagged with "organic farming" - read and learn.)


And what about Whole Foods? Good golly wow, can anyone still claim they're your buddies (O.K., except for the white chick with the dreadlocks who appears to be in every one I've ever had the misfortune to walk into? What is it with you, Lady? Do they let you sleep there or something)? Whole Foods is ripping you off - and misinforming you - about organics. They're ripping you off - and misinforming you - about "alternative" medicine. They're ripping you off - and misinforming you - about wine. (Here's my posts tagged with "wine" - read and learn.)


To be honest with you, there's hardly a single thing I can think of that Whole Foods carries that's not a rip-off or they're not lying about. Wait - I take that back:


They make some pretty good fried chicken, but even that is priced waaay too expensively.


I think the only thing about Whole Foods that's good is it provides liberals with somewhere to go and feel superior about their ignorance. (Here's my posts tagged with "organics" - read and learn.)


In that way, Whole Foods is the Barack Obama of supermarkets. Like voting for Obama, Whole Foods allows you to "do something" about non-existent straw man issues, while screwing up life for everybody else - and it costs you. In the end, it costs everybody.


Except for that white chick with the dreadlocks - she seems to be getting a *hella sweet* deal,…
 

Sunday, June 17, 2012

The Truth And Nothing But The Truth (So Help Me God)

‎"The man of fixed ingrained principles who has mapped out a straight course, and has the courage and self-control to adhere to it, does not find life complex. Complexities are all of our own making."
~ B. C. Forbes, the Scottish financial journalist and author who founded Forbes Magazine.


And, with that, here's a few stories FROM THE REAL WORLD you may have missed over the week:
 

YAY!

Final cult fugitive from 1995 nerve gas attack on Tokyo subway caught at comic-book cafe


THANK GOODNESS FOR "CHURCH": 

A look at some of the biggest Ponzi schemes:
Reed Slatkin, co-founder of Earthlink Inc. and once a Scientology minister, was sentenced in 2003 to 14 years in prison for swindling investors out of about $240 million over 15 years. Groups affiliated with the Church of Scientology agreed to return millions received from his scheme.

YES, YES, PLEASE PUT THE MORMONS IN POWER - THEY CARE

Utah's Telemarketing "Flop-Portunity" Industry Continues To Phone In Support From Utah Politicos


I SEE A FEW HINTS SOMETHING WAS WRONG IN HIS STORY

Bogus doctor who practiced in Pinner faces jail
A bogus doctor who practiced in Pinner faces jail for tricking patients into letting him carry out intimate examinations. 
Antonio Gobbato, a Portuguese national, was convicted at the Inner Crown Court yesterday for calling himself a gynaecologist and psychiatrist, despite having no qualifications. 
The Brazilian-born fraudster also claimed to have qualified in Portugal in homeopathy, iridology, acupuncture and herbal medicines.

I TRUST LINDSEY LOHAN AND NO ONE ELSE

10 celebrity fans of homeopathy


NO WONDER IT'S GOING IN THE CRAPPER

Obama to celebrities: “You’re the ultimate arbiter” of this country’s direction


WHO WOULDA THOUGHT BAHRAIN IS SMARTER THAN AMERICA?

Bahrain cracks down on alternative medicine


WRITE THIS DOWN: STICK WITH TWO-BUCK CHUCK

Does All Wine Taste The Same?


I'M GUESSING MAGIC MARKER

How Obama became black


DON'T HAVE A COW, MAN

EBL - The sense of self is an illusion...


OH, THEY WERE LOST BEFORE THAT,...

Jehovah's Witnesses lose big Fremont molest suit


#1 - DON'T PRACTICE A REAL RELIGION

How a Scientologist Loses Faith in His Church: A Case Study


THE REASON THIS BEING A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY IS SO IMPORTANT

Texas teacher forced 20 kindergarten students to line up and hit classmate accused of being a bully


MY DAD COULD BEAT UP YOUR DAD!!!