I don't know about you, but I remember when Obama came on the scene - introduced by Oprah "The Secret" Winfrey - and there was talk of a "magic negro" who was going to pay the mortgage and gas, and he was saying he was going to lower the oceans, and CNN was asking if we didn't have a cult on our hands - BEFORE people on PBS were calling him God - and you know what?
None of the crazy mattered enough to keep the NewAge Golden Child from office.
But let him say this:
And everybody's as suspicious as,...well, as paranoid and cowardly fanatics in wartime.
See, Obama made what's called a definitive statement. There's no wiggle room. It either is or isn't a scandal.
I'm going with isn't.
When I was about ten my beloved foster mother,...actually I had two - no three - I'm sticking with three. Anyway, this good Christian woman told me Hell was defined as trying to fill a bucket with a hole in it. O.K., that's frustration, but I got the concept and tried to live my life in a way that avoids that situation.
Instead, I find it thrust upon me, every minute of every day, year round, rain or shine, there it is, that damned media bucket, you wanna call it Seinfeld? Let's call it Seinfeld. You know how this episode is going to end? Let me tell you:
Somebody innocent is going to get hurt.
You've seen the show before, haven't you?
Here's another TV-inspired tip:
Until you genius' "get" that it's Oprah who's a fraud, you probably are one, too,...