Showing posts with label Tom Brady. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tom Brady. Show all posts

Sunday, May 19, 2024

Declaring His Own Work "Good" Was Probably God's First Big Sign Of Narcissism

THOU SHALL NOT KILL - UNLESS YOU HAVE A PLAN:


 

MR. FULL OF SHIT STILL LECTURES AMERICA EVERY FRIDAY ON TV:

NO ONE SHOULD BE SURPRISED BY THIS ARTICLE - THEY TALK ABOUT GHOSTS:

THESE FOOLS LOVE STORIES ABOUT ANGELS AND DIGGING UP GOLD PLATES:

SINCE WHEN ARE FOOTBALL PLAYERS KNOWN TO BE SMART?

SHEESH - EVEN NETANYAHU HAS UNTIL JUNE TO BIRTH A PLAN:

KEITH RICHARDS IS SOMEWHERE LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF:

KILL 'EM ALL - AND LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT:

JUST NEEDED A REASON TO WRITE "LASER BEAM PENIS":

SOMEBODY REALLY LIKES KIDS:


    

 GOD OWNS A SQUARE MILE IN AMERICA - SATAN CLEARLY GOT EVERYTHING ELSE:

WHY DOES THIS MAKE "DEFUND THE POLICE" SOUND SENSIBLE?

WHILE YOU CAN BARELY PAY YOUR RENT: 

USUALLY ORANGE - EXCEPT FOR SOME WHITE AROUND THE EYES: 

EVERYBODY AROUND HARRY IS A CON ARTIST - JUST LIKE HIS MOTHER: 

IT'S NOT A SEASON BUT A WAY OF LIFE: 

SHOULD THAT BE A-O-KKK? 

DIDDY'S EYES ARE TOO CLOSE TOGETHER - DOOMSDAY MAY BE HERE ALREADY: 


   

 LIFE'S AN ADVENTURE FOR EVERYBODY: 

AFTER DISCOVERING YOUR APPENDIX IS A TIME BOMB: 


   

 SIXTEEN TRACKS BUT ONLY FOUR KEEPERS - FROM A CATALOGUE THAT SHOULD BE ALMOST COMICALLY DIFFICULT TO SCREW UP - TWO OUT OF FIVE STARS: 

Friday, March 13, 2009

Wuss # 1: Where’s My Mommy? Are You My Mommy?

Note to NFL linebackers: Gisele Bundchen gives some insight into the psyche of the starting quarterback of the New England Patriots that you may find useful as you try to take his head off next year.

In the cover story of Harper Bazaar's April issue, Bundchen says Tom Brady, her new husband, is "very naive, almost like a child."

So maybe keep a few lollipops under your shoulderpads.
FOX News

Those are the words every man dreams of hearing. There goes the sexual tension, right out the window.

It’s really, really hard to imagine Baby Tom ever being able to raise a boner for her again knowing that’s what she thinks of him.

And for her to announce this in public, in a sort of backhand slap, is just plain mean (disguised as innocent).

Maybe she’s a closet pedophile.