Calling To Say I'm In Trump's Cult - Before Asking For Money - Is Not A Good Plan

KEYSTONE COPS:

  Latest police attempt to arrest Quiboloy fails

NO, THAT'S KEVIN SPACEY:

  Is Alex Jones Broke? What We Know

THE POPE KEEPS POKIN':

  Pope Francis repeats homophobic slur in closed-door meeting, Italian media reports

TO BE FAIR - OPRAH'S CRAP HAS ALWAYS BEEN COMING OUT OF BOTH ENDS:

  Oprah's best friend Gayle King fears she 'offended' billionaire by sharing private details about stomach issues and hospital trip

YOU WANTED A CHALLENGE

: Ex-Scientologist Claims She Was Subjected to 'Psychological, Emotional Abuse' in Court Battle 

 THE EXPERT:

  As a professional dating expert, I help people find love for a living. But even I was suckered by a cruel catfish for SIX years

MORE EXPERTS:

  Trump right about Hunter's 'laptop from hell,' though Biden claimed Russian disinformation 

     

YOU'RE NOT A PHYSICIST:

  Stormy Daniels: Why I share details about Trump's 'unique and horrifying penis'

THIS SEEMS TO BE A THING:

  Bewitched Star Elizabeth Montgomery Once Made an Insulting Remark About Her Husband's Penis While Babysitting Griffin Dunne

NARCISSISM ALERT:

  TikTokker’s ‘look counter’ of man allegedly staring at her on supermarket line backfires

THIS IS SOCIETY - AND HIGH SOCIETY AT THAT:

  Viewers left shocked by new show that follows OnlyFans creators as they film porn together: 'This is the end of society'

IN OTHER CULTS THE DEVIL TEACHES YOU HOW TO DANCE:

  Dancing for the Devil and what makes 7M different from other cults

WAS MOM DRUNK, TOO?

  Shocking moment plane passenger offers cop sex after being hauled off flight for being too drunk while her mother stands next to her 

   

 COOL:

  Evangelical Texas pastor reveals he's quitting because of mysterious 'sin' he committed in the past

AMERICA'S NOT A RACIST COUNTRY:

  Disney replaces 'racist' Splash Mountain ride at its U.S. parks with one themed around its first black princess

AMERICA'S MIGHT BE A RACIST COUNTRY:

  DoorDash driver is fired after camera captures horrific slur against black customer 

   

 AMERICA'S STILL A RACIST COUNTRY:

  White 'trad-wife's' African American boss breaks her silence after 'influencer' was fired for casually saying n-word while filming cooking video

WHEN DOING THE RIGHT THING IS THE SURPRISE:

  Another dodgy SCAM paper has been retracted!!!

MILEY'S A CHIP OFF THE OL' BLOCK:

  Billy Ray Cyrus, 62, requests ANNULMENT from Firerose, 34, as he accuses her of fraud and 'inappropriate marital conduct' after seven-month marriage imploded

JOIN THE CLUB:

  Ask Amy: I dread coming home to my unhappy wife

HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT, STEVE:

  Laurene Powell Jobs, widow of Steve Jobs, buys Malibu estate for $94 million

NETFLIX READY:

  A Level One Cult Threat 

    

 JAPAN, A DEAD PREZ, AND THE MOONIES:

  Japan's top court hears ex-Unification Church donation case

GET IN LINE:

  New Zealand cults hit the world stage

TOP ADVICE Of THE DAY:

  Seriously,...next to hearing Puppyshit

 

A World Full Of Bitches And Witches But Still A Big Ol' Dick Ain't Free (Do Better)

Do you condemn? (Say "no" and watch how quickly people threaten you,...)

Pope Francis reaffirms priesthood is 'reserved for men'

Salem bet big on spooky season. Now witch girlies are everywhere

BBC reveals first look at its new supernatural witch drama

Fan wears giant penis costume to college football game and is quickly ejected: "He got too cocky"

 

Slippin' Into Darkness

TMR is always over the target: Not misogyny but misandry

Health effects of weed laid bare

As Clarence Thomas faces record unpopularity

A Delta flight was forced into an emergency landing by a passenger’s diarrhea

The Macho Response: Don't Believe Anything (Anybody Ever Says) Ever Again

National Archives Confirms 5,400 Emails, Records Containing Alleged VP Biden Pseudonyms

Because this is the NewAge, so our politicians are dishonest

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Pseudoscience of Infodemiology

Because this is the NewAge, so the world's journalists are dishonest

Veterinary homeopathy is worse than ineffective

Because this is the NewAge, so now even Science is dishonest

Wellness retreats might be ‘manipulating people’ 

Because this is the NewAge, so their spirituality is dishonest (and goofy-looking)

My Mother Was My First Cult Leader

Because this is the NewAge, so western women are dishonest

I tried to move my sofa alone because I 'didn't need a man' to help me - but I got pinned underneath it and firefighters had to rescue me 

Because this is the NewAge, so most people are dishonest even to themselves

   

 The Wu-Tang rapper who sliced off his genitals - to make the Burning Man crowd "happy"

Because this is the NewAge, and they're the most dishonest of them all.

Expecting Straight Men To Participate In Our Defeat Was A Mistake, Too, I Think

"The left appears stuck in a zero-sum trap, maxed out on votes and falling shy of what it needs to prevail in national elections."

Hey - Democrats made it a zero-sum game - against the 84% of their countrymen in "flyover country". There's only one winner in a zero-sum game. There's only one winner with those odds.

Good luck with that.

Judge Comments On The Shitty State Of His Profession (And All Of The Unfair Judgements That Flowed From It)

Can there be a clearer statement of the unfairness of feminism and it's influence on how the law is applied? 

"There are those that believe that nothing's wrong if the defendant is a woman and the victim is a male. This court does not recognize gender. If it's proven,...you can expect to go to prison."

This guy was nowhere around when I needed him - nor was anything resembling American justice - that's for sure,...

 

Notice: The Guy Never Did Anything But Tell The Truth

"I will never forget reading Bukowski’s Post Office and feeling so horrible, the way that the narrator describes the thickness of ugly women’s legs. I think it was the first time I felt like a book that I was trying to identify with rejected me. Though I did absorb it, and of course it made me hate my body or whatever."

The "Honey Dos" And "Yes Deers" Of The World Lost It

"Most avowed feminists and feminist leaders are dog ugly, so that part of the alliance rings true. But what if it was beta males, rather than alpha males, who were the other prime movers of Boomer feminism?"

Comic Book Franchises: No Respect For Our Memories

"Now for the guys. What a mess. One guy is in a skinny tie like he’s the British Invasion and the other guy is Dead Poet’s Society. The guys are just drones in this show, endlessly circulating around the females hoping for a singular opportunity to mate with them and then die,...

...The guys look identical. I notice this a lot in these fantasy and adventure shows. The males are cast with actors who almost look identical. It’s because they don’t really matter. The women are the stars here. The two guys’ hairstyles are identical non-descript mushes of off-black on top of eggheads. The guy standing behind Lady Doctor Who is probably named 'Colin' or 'Grant' or something. The guy on the right is named 'Hey you.'"