Showing posts with label christians. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christians. Show all posts

Sunday, May 19, 2024

Declaring His Own Work "Good" Was Probably God's First Big Sign Of Narcissism

THOU SHALL NOT KILL - UNLESS YOU HAVE A PLAN:


 

MR. FULL OF SHIT STILL LECTURES AMERICA EVERY FRIDAY ON TV:

NO ONE SHOULD BE SURPRISED BY THIS ARTICLE - THEY TALK ABOUT GHOSTS:

THESE FOOLS LOVE STORIES ABOUT ANGELS AND DIGGING UP GOLD PLATES:

SINCE WHEN ARE FOOTBALL PLAYERS KNOWN TO BE SMART?

SHEESH - EVEN NETANYAHU HAS UNTIL JUNE TO BIRTH A PLAN:

KEITH RICHARDS IS SOMEWHERE LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF:

KILL 'EM ALL - AND LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT:

JUST NEEDED A REASON TO WRITE "LASER BEAM PENIS":

SOMEBODY REALLY LIKES KIDS:


    

 GOD OWNS A SQUARE MILE IN AMERICA - SATAN CLEARLY GOT EVERYTHING ELSE:

WHY DOES THIS MAKE "DEFUND THE POLICE" SOUND SENSIBLE?

WHILE YOU CAN BARELY PAY YOUR RENT: 

USUALLY ORANGE - EXCEPT FOR SOME WHITE AROUND THE EYES: 

EVERYBODY AROUND HARRY IS A CON ARTIST - JUST LIKE HIS MOTHER: 

IT'S NOT A SEASON BUT A WAY OF LIFE: 

SHOULD THAT BE A-O-KKK? 

DIDDY'S EYES ARE TOO CLOSE TOGETHER - DOOMSDAY MAY BE HERE ALREADY: 


   

 LIFE'S AN ADVENTURE FOR EVERYBODY: 

AFTER DISCOVERING YOUR APPENDIX IS A TIME BOMB: 


   

 SIXTEEN TRACKS BUT ONLY FOUR KEEPERS - FROM A CATALOGUE THAT SHOULD BE ALMOST COMICALLY DIFFICULT TO SCREW UP - TWO OUT OF FIVE STARS: 

Thursday, May 9, 2024

Without Warning: Psychics Did A Booming Business As Nazis Fed Jews To Ovens

EVIDENCE - TODAY EVIL PEOPLE ARE HANDSOMELY REWARDED AND DIE PEACEFULLY IN THEIR OWN BEDS AFTER LONG LIVES: 

HEALTHCARE SHOULD BE IN QUOTES: 


   

 DO NUNS ENGAGE IN BLACK-OUT SEX WITH BILLIONAIRES? 

WOMEN: 

HERE WE GO AGAIN: 

STICK TO MOLESTING KIDS: 

JESUS: 

TRHE HARSHEST CUT OF ALL: 

THE BIG DAY:

Travels From Lack-Of-Success To Lack-Of-Success On A Planet Destined To Die

 

THEY NOTICED - THEN WENT RIGHT BACK TO IT:  

NETFLIX SHOULD JUST REBRAND AS 'THE CULT CHANNEL' NOW: 


   

  LET ME GUESS - NO MEAT/NO CHEDDAR NOT A HUGE SELLER: 

PEOPLE EVEN BUILT STADIUMS SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT: 

TMR THOUGHT IT WAS HEAVEN'S GATE: 





   

OK WE GOT A DEAD WORM ZOMBIE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE NOW: 




A 'WHOLESOME OUTLOOK' ISN'T HELPING ANYONE HERE:




   

BURN SAGE AND TELL 'EM THEY'RE GOD:

IN THE NEWAGE THIS IS CALLED 'HELPING': 

TMR TOTALLY APPROVES - NOW RAISE A FUSS: 

AND TRADING PUNK FOR FINE DINING WILL DO THIS - REST IN POWER: 


Saturday, January 13, 2024

Watching A Genocide (But Not Seeing It)

 

 At The Hague, Israel Mounted a Defense Based in an Alternate Reality 

   

 5 signs you're dating a dark empath, and why they're harder to spot than a narcissist 

   

 Famous author ripped after trashing the Bible as a ‘work of fiction’ 

   

 The star of ‘Reacher’ has a message for Christians 

   

 LDS Church Bullies Brewery Out Of Beer Brand Referencing Biblical Bees