Trump And Biden Are The Best Leaders That 360 Million Americans Can Produce

FOX NEWS DOES NOT MISS HIM:

Tucker Carlson Thinks Alex Jones Is a Supernatural Prophet

THIS JUST OCCURRED TO THEM:

Whole Foods to offer more affordable options, CEO says

GET OFF THE BEACH:

San Diego tightens regulations on beach yoga, sparking backlash from instructors

DO WE NEED A NEW YOGA?

Lululemon Scion JJ Wilson Plots to Make Psychedelic Drugs the New Yoga

DOGS ARE FINE - CATS ARE PSYCHOTIC:

Cannabis May Be ‘Viable Alternative’ Treatment For Dogs

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT:

Orchid essences, oxygen chambers and lots of crying: Have the royals got the right idea about homeopathy?

WOMEN DON'T CARE:

Women told alternative treatments could risk health

I GOT 20 YEARS OF REIKI AND STILL DON'T FEEL ANYTHING:

The Effect of Distance Reiki on Anxiety: 

Not having Reiki is safe and easy-to-practice,....this trial was published in Journal of Nursing Education,...I suggest that the journal urgently embarks on a program of educating its editors, reviewers, contributors and readers about science, pseudoscience, minimal standards, scientific rigor, and medical ethics.

THE CANCER IN KING CHARLES IS BETTER:

Hamas is Spreading Like a Cancer in Gaza

YOU GO FIRST:

‘Clamp down on apostolic sects shunning medical care’

EAT IT:

Grief gives way to anger as Kenyan starvation cult leader faces trial 

    

 AS THEY DO:

 Raw milk lovers are spinning the government's H5N1 warnings into a conspiracy theory

'WHY?' IS A BETTER TOPIC FOR DISCUSSION:

How US Influencers Are Spreading Misinformation About Birth Control

I TOLD YOU:

Disgraced Kazakh minister who beat his astrologer wife, 31, to death in horrific eight-hour attack gasps 'why?' as he's jailed for 24 years after 'trial of the century'

WHAT'S WRONG? HE TRIED:

'This is the creepiest service ever': Mica Miller's estranged pastor husband sparks outrage with 'blasphemous' eulogy claiming he visited her body FOUR times and 'tried to raise her from the dead' after shock 'suicide'

JESUS IS SUCH A PRANKSTER:

Mom recounts horror after son, 16, almost died when his cross necklace electrocuted him 'like a hot coil' in a freak accident leaving his neck with scorch marks

THE WAY OF THE WORLD:

Shocking moment female 'morality police' officer attacks screaming teenager and forces her to the ground for refusing to cover her hair - before crowd 'saves her' in Iran

PUT THAT THING AWAY:

Jerry Seinfeld apologizes for 'sexual undertones' in movie while giving Duke commencement speech that was hit by anti-Israel protests 

 

 CHARRED PENIS:

 Boy, 15, suffers 'charred penis' after electrocuting his genitals while climbing on a train for Russian social media stunt 

   

SCIENTISTS WATCH A LOT OF SCI-FI B-MOVIES:

  Scientists are preparing for murders in space

HER CATS WERE NOT OK:

Woman Was Almost Lured Into An Amway Scam With Promises of Friendship. Here’s What She Learned.

THEY DON'T CALL IT 'CHEATING' FOR NOTHING:

The Sleazy Rise and Humiliating Fall of Ashley Madison

COME NOW:

His Dreadlocks Shaved by Prison Guards, Rastafarian Man Turns to Supreme Court

GETTING SLAMMED BY ISLAM: 

Why Biden's policies on Gaza and Ukraine are driven more by America's Muslim voters, and the price of oil, than what's happening on the ground

SHORT COVID = SHORT SETS:

International DJ forced to give up his dream after long Covid leaves him bedridden for a year

GOOFY:

'Queers for Palestine' Members Arrested at Disney World

SCIENTOLOGY UPDATE:

Clearwater property owners are 'mentally moving on' from downtown 

  

Louis Dixon 6 · Delicate Ears/Family Affair

BAD ART:

A small portion of The Crack Emcee's mixtape, "This Is Some WEAK Acid"

 

Make A Donation (Or A Gnome Will Shoot Your Ass,...)

Sorry I'm late - I will be posting today - but, rather than taking potshots at the incomprehensible, I've got to focus on making some moolah, denero, bread, lettuce - cash - because (for some reason) blogging about art, politics, cults, and/or groupthink just isn't bringing in the incredible windfall I was led to "believe."

 But don't worry - I'm dashing off to my local Amway office, right now, for a "great opportunity!"

I'll see you when I get it,...

Obama's True Calling

"[I] was involved in this in the early 90's. seemed more like my husband and i were being scammed for a cult religion other than a glorious way to achieve livable income out of our home. i stopped it immediately when i found out the insane requirements to sell the brand, and years later am very happy that i did."

-- "Joy", commenting on the news Amway is back! in the pages of BusinessWeek.

Whoopie!