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Olympic Athletes Insist Cupping Works (So Use Them On The NewAge Mind, Too)

Make this guy your kid's next role model - instead of Micheal Phelps.

 

Any Discussion Of Simone Biles Shall Begin With The "Cupping" Idiot's Thoughts

"Just before the 2016 Summer Games in Rio de Janeiro, Michael Phelps, the most decorated Olympian ever, began to discuss wrestling with depression and suicidal thoughts." 

Maybe his cupping was a NewAge signal of his mental instability - especially since he was surrounded by (supposedly) "the best and the brightest" but none wise enough to tell him cupping was nothing more than cult madness, popularized by charlatans - as he was volunteering to be their sucker?

 

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"Prince Harry and Meghan Markle had regular appointments with an acupuncturist in the lead-up to their wedding."

"Meghan Markle takes an array of supplements,...Meghan is a fan of alternative medicine,...'I have been a longtime believer in acupuncture and cupping,..."

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Jen (I Never Wondered Why She Couldn't Keep A Man,...)

This is the NewAge cultist, Jennifer Aniston.

This is the NewAge cultist, Jennifer Aniston, showing off her markings from cupping.

This is how the NewAge cultist, Jennifer Aniston's back looked, while cupping.

Any questions?

 

Stupid AND Proud (Awesome Combination In A Woman)

 

 If you'd click her tag, you'd know this comes as no surprise:

"Jennifer Aniston showed off cupping marks at a recent red carpet appearance, a sign that the 44-year-old actress is dabbling in alternative medicine. 

While appearing at a premiere of Call Me Crazy: A Five Film, Aniston was seen wearing a Christian Dior tuxedo-style top with slim black shorts, a sleek ponytail, and something else — cupping marks on her back. 

The circular marks on her back were presumably the result of an ancient form of alternative medicine known as cupping. This involves glass cups being suctioned to the skin to optimize blood flow."

As Aniston said in the (pretty good) cult comedy, Wanderlust, she "drank the Kool-Aid and then made some more and drank that, too." And BTW - after years of famously not being able to keep a man - her current love interest plays the backstabbing guru in that movie.

   

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