“It’s Not Fair, I Give And Give And Give”

According to Daily News:

"Now that Alex Rodriguez has slithered back to his ex-wife, the Yankee slugger's reported paramour Madonna is furious.

'Madge is pissed!' reveals an insider, after A-Rod headed home to Coral Gables, Fla., in the wake of his steroid-use scandal. 'Alex ran right home to Cynthia, and to Madonna, this is the ultimate dis.'

According to our source, the Queen of Pop is mostly livid because A-Rod didn't come to her for solace.

'But Alex's handlers want to make sure he's as far from Madonna as possible," says the insider. "He has enough negative publicity as it is.'

No stranger to the spotlight, the Material Girl has gotten her fair share of attention lately by squiring Brazilian model Jesus Luz around NYC. But insiders insist her dalliances with the 22-year-old Luz — who's featured wet and making out with Madge in W magazine's March issue — are just for publicity.

'Madonna and A-Rod have been burning up the phones,' reports the insider, 'and she keeps on insisting that Jesus is just a PR stunt. Alex says he understands, and now he's asking her to understand that salvaging his career is his priority.'

The predicament has at least brought one upside to the slugger: Now that he's unable to focus all his attention on Madonna, she only wants him more. 'Madge is totally making a play to get him back,' confides our spy. 'She feels like she's losing him, but Alex is only with Cynthia for comfort. Plus, he's afraid she'll talk!'"

So the lesson here is if you have to cheat, try the “it’s only publicity” excuse. Of course she had thousands of other ways to go after publicity, but who are we to second guess the almighty Minge.

Others report Minge may take a break from her “War on Global Sperming” tour to deal with the problem of A-Roid being unfaithful, plus she’s a little miffed about having to switch from K-Y Jelly to Poli-Grip.

Something About The Truth (Makes It All Better)

"I'm guilty for a lot of things. I'm guilty for being negligent, naive, not asking all the right questions."

-- Alex Rodriguez, with his ex-wife, Cynthia, by his side, admitting he took steroids - but using words that could just as easily apply to his affair with Madonna and Kabbalah - both of which were nowhere to be found now that he has to face the truth of his actions, on ESPN.

Well, Now We Know What Kind Of A-Rod He Is

"Cynthia and Alex's problems started a long time before he became interested in kabbalah."

-- A friend of A-Rod, further indicating (beyond his wife's original charges) the slugger is actually becoming a cultist, in New York's Daily News.

There's No "Truth" In NewAge (Now "Move On")

"Alex, God bless him, is lost," A-Rod's ex-pal lamented. "I think he got pulled in by the dark side, if you can say that nicely. He's totally brainwashed."

"[His wife] believes it's what ruined her marriage," Romero added.

A-Rod's first encounters with the Material Mom came through their common friend, Miami nightclub owner Ingrid Casares, Romero said.

Once Madonna and A-Rod started working out together in New York in November 2007, he was under the complete spell of kabbalah's most famous practitioner, the slugger's confidant said.

"He's more infatuated with the fact he's with an icon instead of realizing what's important, which is family and truth," said Romero, 46.

He said A-Rod is going through a kabbalah practice called "cleaning out your vessel," which means getting out the old and taking in the new.

"To me that's a way of saying leave your family and move on," Romero said.

Cynthia has blamed Madonna for getting her husband hooked on the study of the ancient Jewish Zohar scripts, which followers claim have all the answers to the universe.

Kabbalah's 3 million worldwide followers believe that none of people's bad traits are a result of their parents.

Traditionalists, however, have slammed the "religion," arguing it's more of a cult, selling $3 bottles of spiritual water claimed to have miracle healing powers.

-- James Fanelli, reporting on A-Rod's former trainer (and godfather to his two daughters) Dodd Romero - while he (unknowingly) hits all of the usual NewAge buttons - for FOX Sports News.

Soulmate: That Ugly NewAge Code Word

"Pop icon Madonna is using kabbalah to brainwash Yankee star Alex Rodriguez into believing they are 'soulmates,' the ballplayer's estranged wife is telling friends.

Cynthia Rodriguez, who has bolted to rocker Lenny Kravitz's Paris pad to avoid the limelight, is blaming the Material Girl for breaking up her five-year marriage, a close friend told the Daily News. The 34-year-old stunner has revealed to close confidants that she discovered a note her husband wrote professing his true feelings to Madonna.

'I believe he was having an affair with Madonna,' she told a friend, who spoke anonymously for fear of angering A-Rod. 'She said she found a letter where Alex told Madonna: 'You are my true soulmate.'

The friend said Cynthia Rodriguez, who gave birth to the couple's second daughter about 10 weeks ago, is teary and heartbroken over the split. Despite the sleepless nights and jags of tears, Cynthia Rodriguez is telling friends, 'I still love my husband.'"

-- Geoge Rush and Bill Hutchinson, exposing one of the most popular NewAge code words and phrases (which I mentioned before here) for the Daily News

As this story unfolds, there are several things one can, immediately, take notice of: the use of code words to re-align, and limit, someone's thinking - as expressed by this linguistically unimaginative terminology that's been picked up by NewAge cultists world-wide. Madonna (and Alex's) total lack of respect for marital (and other social) boundaries - despite being involved in what Madonna, and other cultists, claim is a spiritual and/or religious practice. Or even respect for the idea of feminism (Madonna is being accused of betraying her "sister" here.)

Cynthia Rodriguez says exposure to Madonna's NewAge influence - which spiritual adherents are always claiming is supposed to infuse the world with love while creating someone "good" out of the believer - has turned A-Rod from "a sweet, beautiful, loving husband and father" to someone who's "very cold and calculating." (Certainly, Madonna has never been known to be good: she's universally known as a bitch.) Also, all of the accompanying social destruction is exactly what the Law of Quantum Failure predicts.

Read the story. It's all there - and it's playing out, in exactly this same way, anywhere NewAge rears it's ugly head. It's not a "spiritual awakening," but a gross denial - that anyone else matters, that any social boundary is worth respecting, and that (in an era when people still haven't fully awakened to the evil of relativism) no one will stand in their way.

This shit is all-too-familiar to those who have had to encounter it:

"Cynthia was so innocent," said the friend, adding that the scorned wife believed A-Rod and Madonna were hanging out simply because they share the same manager, Guy Oseary. "Cynthia thought he just respected the woman," the friend said. "Cynthia told me, 'I respected her, too - her creativity and ability to reinvent herself. I grew up listening to Madonna songs. I never dreamed this 49-year-old woman was anything more than a friend.'"

Three weeks after the birth of their daughter Ella, A-Rod dropped a knee-wobbling bomb on his wife, the friend said. Alex "came to Cynthia and claimed their marriage was over," the friend said. "That was news to her. She'd had no clue. She said, 'I was devastated,'" the friend said. "I've been with him for 13 years," she told her friend. "I stood beside him through all his struggles."

Since they have no sense of right and wrong, an ugly story is being spread by the NewAgers that Cynthia Rodriguez is having an affair with the rocker, Lenny Kravitz (above) but this quote sums up the difference between non-believers and people like Gavin Newsom (who openly supports cultism and slept with his best friend's wife) and Madonna:

"Lenny Kravitz is a gentleman who opened his home to [Cynthia] in a time of crisis. For people to portray him as an adulterer is sick."

Indeed. What's even sicker is how many cowards, who Cynthia thought were her friends, are going to keep quiet about so many decent lives (A-Rod, Cynthia, Guy, the kids) being turned inside-out, all because some selfish bitch has given herself over to a bunch of silly, malicious, beliefs.

"This all started with kabbalah."