In Madonna rumors, feeling a little spurned by not being included in the "I Pledge” jerk-fest, Minge decided to act on her own by embracing Al Gore’s, as she put it, “War on global sperming”.Minge, never one to shy away from a challenge, vehemently vowed to “Rid the world of sperm, one penis at a time”.
Reportedly she has confided to close associates she will “Save the planet, making a huge personal sacrifice by ingesting all the sperm in the world”.
When it was pointed out to her that Al Gore’s war was on global warming, and that she may have misunderstood him, Minge, looking a little blank, said “Whatever”.
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