Nailed It

Fentanyl Milk Shake

 

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There's A Reason (Brains Will Beat Brawn Every Time)

"Now, in his explosive autobiography, Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth, published today, he has revealed that he spent the weeks leading up to that sentencing, traveling round the country ‘romancing’ his various girlfriends. 

And where legal measures had let him down he had turned to ‘divine intervention,’ to bring him a light sentence. He visited a, ‘hoodoo woman’ who said she would cast a spell to keep him out of jail if he put five hundred dollar bills in a jar, urinated in it and kept it under his bed for three days. 

He sought out a voodoo priest who turned out to be a fraud, ‘I knew that guy had nothing,’ he recalls.

And he followed the instructions of a Santeria priest – going to the courthouse one night with a pigeon and an egg which he dropped on the ground as the bird was release and he yelled. ‘We’re free!’

He almost believed it would work. Because he felt invincible. ‘In my mind,’ he says, ‘I had no peers. I was the youngest heavyweight champion in the history of boxing. I was a titan, the reincarnation of Alexander the Great.’

He was sentenced to six years and served three."

Real White Guys: Not Enough Left To Change Anything

I think Branch Rickey was the last white guy who thought like this:

  “The thing I wanted to do was to not make him appear as just an angry black man. There are things that Chalky experienced that I have no understanding of. I don't know what it's like to see my father hang from a tree, or to be illiterate in America. I don't know what that feels like. So I wanted to bring dignity to him, in spite of all his flaws, and I wanted people to understand why he does the things that he does. And last but not least, I wanted to pay homage to my ancestors, to anybody who's alive today, any black men that are alive today.’”

There was that old guy who trained Mike Tyson, too, but they're pretty few and far between,...

 

The President's Speech

This was cute.

Big Mike: Dangerous, Feared, And (Now) Brave

“I look at it now, and I’m embarrassed I did it.”

-- Mike Tyson, the youngest heavyweight champion in the history of boxing - as well as it's most imposing figure - reflecting on his mistakes in life, in Tim Arango's New York Times article about a new documentary on his life.

"Anger" Is Another Word For "Fear" (You Sure?)

People keep telling me some Buddhist bullshit about "'Anger' is another word for 'Fear'" but I don't see it. I heard in the video (below) but I still don't see it.



See, this is anger:



What are they missing? Other than a smack in the jaw?