NewAge Beliefs Are The World's Stupidest Artificial Intelligence Programs Ever

OUR PRINCESS DIANA OF CURRENT EVENTS:

The Resting Smirk of the Bulletproof Moron

JEALOUS OR PISSED-THE-FUCK-OFF?

Jealous wife is jailed five years for slicing off her husband's penis and flushing it down the toilet after he 'slept with her 15-year-old niece' - despite him forgiving her

SHE'S THE FIRST VICE PRESIDENT OF FOOD POISONING: 

Kamala Harris and Doug Emhoff's Los Angeles country club Hillcrest leaves members hospitalized after sickening them with tainted guacamole

WARNINGS ARE WASTED ON THE WOBBLY:

Nurse warns against viral TikTok weight loss trend - says it won't work and causes 'violent' diarrhea

NO, THE EVANGELIZING OF UNPROVEN BELIEFS AND UNSEEN POWERS HASN'T EVER LED TO ARGUMENTS OR PROBLEMS OF ANY KIND: 

The rage epidemic: is our modern world fuelling aggression?

Y'ALL ARE NOT THE GREAT COMPANIONS YOU IMAGINE YOURSELVES TO BE:

Woman granted permission for euthanasia on mental health grounds despite being physically healthy dismisses criticism of her decision as 'insulting' and says she will die in the next few weeks

"PART OF GOD'S PLAN": 

Neuralink’s First Patient: ‘It Blows My Mind So Much’

FIRST GAZA NOW THIS:

Some New Jersey residents outraged over town's plan to exterminate Canada goose population

THIS IS HOW PAUL MCCARTNEY BOUGHT BACK HIS BEATLE CATALOGUE:

Alex Jones has deal to sell his Texas ranch with feral hogs to pay lawyers, Sandy Hook families

THEY RUB-A-DUB DUBBED TOO MUCH:

Two LA women develop bizarre ear disease caused by their massage gun

AS DRAKE AND KENDRICK FIGHT OVER WHO'S THE BLACKEST MAN IN CANADA:

50 Cent Trolls Jay-Z Again: ‘He Ain’t Coming Outside Till This Sh*t With Puff Blow Over’

THIS IS LIKE WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS A SPOUSE IS CHEATING BUT STAYS QUIET BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO HURT ANYONE:

 Pulling Teeth: Truth Slowly Emerging About COVID Coverups

IS THERE A TEA YOU CAN DRINK OR IS IT AN I.V. KIND OF THING?

People who detox from Facebook become less likely to believe fake news, says new study

SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT THERE'S A WOMAN TO BLAME:

Margaritaville-at-Sea cruise ship fails surprise health inspection after officials discovered stomach-churning list of hygiene violations

The Crack Emcee · My Parties

Prince Hairy

This subset of a Man, who started his career in the States by being a full-blown hypocrite - and then profiting from it - wants to know, 'Why is everyone so miserable and angry?'

 

Instapundit Be Hyping Some Crazy Angry Asshole Bitches (To "Reason" With)

It's pretty funny how white conservatives can understand not trusting the Democrats after only three years of "Russian Collusion" nonsense, but they're stumped by blacks distrust of (and anger over) white America, after, like, 150 years of their actively gaslighting the entire world on something as simple as the reason for our Civil War (I've traveled the world, and such lies have negative repercussions, especially, I think, for American blacks abroad). Whites only did that - collectively - because, they know, blacks couldn't do anything about it - even when they (and everyone else) knew what the truth is. Imagine living with someone who thought holding that kind of power over you is their entitlement - it's shameful - but THAT'S life in America, 2021, whites are still in denial of - and swear to GOD it's a crime to admit. Glenn Reynolds will make South Africa admit apartheid - but he is hyping his white readership to admit nothing about the realities of our own nation's life on it's black citizens. Let whites stay like AOC, and narcissistically cry over themselves, when they're not forced to the lowest rung of the U.S. ladder, always in trouble, when, and even before, trouble arrives.

   

 Is it not time for whites to admit we were raised on lies - and forced to repeat them - and then wonder what else we've - ALL - been lied to about? Or is it better to just keep looking like "evil, repugnant, worthless trash" who make others suffer for centuries, because, collectively or individually (Karen) they can't face truths?

For the record: I say, as a conservative, forcing me to lie, for almost my whole life, about my and my nation's history? That's a BAD thing - and, worthy of reparations. NOT placing flowers at your feet. In case any white person's confused. 

And I don't have to be warped into a "woke" racist for saying it.

 

"I Hate Your Face!"

Tell Me One More Time About How NewAge Is Harmless And Definitely Not A Cult

Here's what was written about Google's little post-election seance:

The tone of this meeting is that of mourning but the underlying stance is adversarial.

And about GOOP being called out for exploiting it's customers:

“Are there learnings you’ve had from the flak that you’ve gotten?” Amoruso asked. 

Paltrow described “a lack of willingness to step into who I am ... Going into a hole is exactly the opposite of the lesson.” 

“The lesson,” she added, “is to energetically cultivate, ‘fuck you.’”

That's a lot of hostility, and unreasonableness, from a yoga and meditation crowd. I would have thought years of "practice" would've healed that by now.

Sigh

"Kanye West Supported Trump and Enraged Many. He's Still Holding on to His Pop Audience." 

- Reason Magazine

"The Truth About Trump & His Supporters: They're Racist" 

- The Atlantic

Conservative Whites Want To Kill ISIS - Want To Go To War Over It - But Want Blacks To "Love" Racist Killers

Just don't ever get mad - or paid - for living with terrorists

It's the hypocrisy Republicans call "healing,..."

Reparations Is On The Agenda, But So Is Honesty, So,...

A lack of integrity exposes all - eventually

You so rarely see a white person who gets it - but Stewart does

Wow - I knew I was ahead of the curve, but damn:

 "The weariness, the rage, the depressing conviction that black life is stuck in a murderous loop fueled by racism — these emotions resounded in black America after the deadly shootings at the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, South Carolina,..."

She's got it: She'll make men her slaves,....

American blacks are victims to white's own sense of inferiority - and I'll be damned if whites don't aim to keep it that way, rather than face the truth of their lives: Good luck, yo,...

Any Profession That Is Directly Descended From Slave Catching Will Probably Not Make Blacks Feel At Ease

When Whites Are Playing The Victim They ARE Playing

Watch for white's Alzheimer's cases to shoot through the roof

As culture continues to trump politics, the "colorblind" whites are very upset they're losing the ability to discriminate against blacks anymore.

TMR is they'll get over it,...

Big Plan #1: No Matter What, Do Not Lose Your Temper

It's pretty clear by now that, no matter what atrocity's been committed against you, if you get angry, someone's got license to add to it. You know how Tupac said, "I ain't mad at cha"? You've got to be like that: they killed your mother? "I ain't mad at cha". They cheated your father? "I ain't mad at cha". Re-writing your history? "I ain't mad at cha". Whatever. 

Don't feel anything. Learn to let it all go. The rapes, the murders, the theft and injustice - each and every daily slight. Educate yourself - and quickly - on the best ways to "move on." Aspire to forgive AND forget,...all the lies and betrayals that may haunt your sleep. 

Watch actors on everyone's favorite soaps. (They, too, never end.) Sincerely sport a smile, and others will smile, too. Talk football. You can. 

Anger never helped anyone. Because nothing's ever going to change. There's only one go-round, and whether it's spent burning the place down or standing perfectly still, you know you're only helping, so don't. This was never your life, but theirs. That should be obvious. Though yeah, that, too, was kept mostly to themselves.

It's not sexy and, when you're upset, neither are you.

Just breathe, and expect nothing more,...

Few Americans Can Accept What They've Done To Us

”Can we just put aside all we think we know about black communities (most of which could fit in a thimble, truth be told) and imagine what it must feel like to walk through life as the embodiment of other people’s fear, as a monster that haunts their dreams the way Freddie Kreuger does in the movies? To be the physical representation of what marks a neighborhood as bad, a school as bad, not because of anything you have actually done, but simply because of the color of your skin? Surely that is not an inconsequential weight to bear. To go through life, every day, having to think about how to behave so as not to scare white people, or so as not to trigger our contempt—thinking about how to dress, and how to walk and how to talk and how to respond to a cop (not because you’re wanting to be polite, but because you’d like to see your mother again)—is work; and it’s harder than any job that any white person has ever had in this country. To be seen as a font of cultural contagion is tantamount to being a modern day leper.”

Post-Ferguson Funnies: White Girl's Buyer's Remorse

This was just what blacks needed to brighten our day a little,...

Something About Blacks Eating Is Driving Whites Crazy

Showing their true colors - over food

Sigh. Seeing a black “offering food to homeless people" enraged a California white man, to the point of committing vehicular-assault, before he "got out of the truck and kicked the injured man multiple times in the head with steel-toed boots." Once the police arrived, he had this comment:

“Just because we got Obama for a president, these people think they are real special.”

And - clearly - anyone thinking they're special, other than whites, is enough to make caucasians lose their motherfucking minds.

Another dead black body (post-Trayvon, how many is that now?) but - whites keep assuring us - we're not still in the Jim Crow era. Sure we're not:

This is just normal white behavior - actually it is - with us blacks, race-baiting,...

The Parody: Reggie Watts Doing "Sorry, Thom Yorke"

Just like black poverty "is not white poverty,” white angst can look pretty damned shallow, too,...

Lie Away: The Fight Isn't Over Until The Struggle Stops

Forcing the poor to pay more for food - because you can afford to - is apparently sexy

Well, it appears everyone in the western world doesn't get away with being an asshat, just Whole Foods supporters:

"MP demoted after suggesting homeopathy use in Ebola fight"

Being out of touch, apparently, connects some whites to each other

It's so weird, how some people have to face the consequences for being wrong, and others - even law professors! - are allowed to spout idiocy and get away clean. To pay no price, either in popularity or credibility, and then can even punish those who point it out, being as cruel and deceitful as any common criminal one could encounter in a dark alley.

"The pursuit of happiness" was invented by a racist, a rapist, and slave trader - go for it!

And what's the punishment for? Well, speaking of course, but also for being enraged at the injustice. That's what those protecting evil see as the real crime - growing angry, or discombobulated, or sad:

"Grief is just so scary. Our grief and rage just terrify us. If we finally begin to cry all those suppressed tears, they will surely wash us away like the Mississippi River. That’s what our parents told us. We got sent to our rooms for having huge feelings. In my family, if you cried or got angry, you didn’t get dinner. 

We stuffed scary feelings down, and they made us insane. I think it is pretty universal, all this repression leading to violence and fundamentalism and self-loathing and addiction."

Whites haven't done anything to blacks they didn't do to each other first

As long as the effects are hitting someone else - someone they can claim is being politically correct, or a Democrat, or whatever other totem they need - they don't care. They smile (as they're always smiling) look at their bank accounts, and make the calculation public deception is worth it. 

Being kept outside the law is how it's made

And it just might be. For a while.

Twisting MLK's words, into white's nightmare, was the ultimate betrayal

"In the fight between you and the world, bet on the world."

— Frank Zappa

Things can happen when you least expect it

Sorry, Frankie, but I still ain't betting against myself (or me and mine) over anything - or anyone:

The biggest truth - still to be revealed - is how small the enemy is

We're all existing in blackness,...