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US Secretary of State Antony Blinken Morphed Into The New Pat Boone With This Unique Rendition Of Muddy Watters' "Hoochie Coochie Man"

Women Accuse Tim Ballard of ‘Spiritual Manipulation, Grooming, and Sexual Misconduct’ Though, To Be Honest, They Seem To Fall For That A Lot (Ask Russell Brand And A Host Of Others). TMR Strongly Recommends Everybody Find New Interests

German police are investigating Nazi salutes at Oktoberfest because,...come on.

And a Dad fears a Buddhist group brainwashed his son

A Black Man Killed Some Cops: Let's Go Get Ice Cream

The cops need a new slogan beyond "don't resist" - it's so old

“The idea that citizens can’t criticize police—that free speech excludes scrutiny of state violence—is disturbing.” 

Whites are particularly clueless now - actually, they always were

Unless you don't think about it, too much, having been black's permanent condition in this place. You don't have to think on much of anything, too-much, anymore. Not necessary. Nobody cares. Haven't you heard? They're building a "colorblind" dystopian NewAge with no past. The best of Left/Right thinking. I watch the movies.

Assassinate Bill Kristol has a nice ring to it

"I think [Rogen] would have had a lot more trouble if this film was about assassinating Chris Christie.”

Free range, completely organic, and obviously yours.

Think again. Along with the financial crisis, we also got a new, massive, deficit of imagination, so deep even Hollywood can't think no mo: America's "promise" is now limited to the hope that a Dr. Oz could become a beloved celebrity, peddling “baseless or wrong” medical advice to your momma. (Like "I'll only put the tip in," a boy can still dream,...) 

The American Dream - is white criminals getting away

Strange, that hardly anybody could catch on to Oz - even when he was on television internationally (it was a British study that revealed him - not us) and there were people already calling him a quack online, TMR included. As Oz paraded across our TV screens each day, he proved - to me at least - the nature of law enforcement is "none." American education? Doesn't exist. Crime? A title reserved for black guys. Ethics? Come on. Whatever safeguards we imagine are in place - against anything? Non-existent. Whether or not, on a mass scale, anyone's using logic at all? The evidence clearly says "no." The Secret said you drew to us whatever you imagined and - wow - was that ugly.

Listening to ignoramuses is intelligence squared and can't be stopped

All of this occurred to me while trying to “boost my immune system” preparing for “competitive yoga.”

Just keep repeating "It's not about race" and, I swear, race will go away

Yep, surrounded by stupid, and have been for a long, long time. I live in a place consumed with staying on the wrong course. History says that’s just how they roll, and history doesn't guarantee happy endings. It explains they consider idiocy brave and/or patriotic:

Everything has a connection to slavery - even you

  “After five decades of zero major policy changes and zero progress toward the stated objective of freeing Cuba from the Castros, our political class is issuing a bold call to give things a bit more time. Just like in Iraq, real results from our Cuba policy have always been just around the corner, except that predictions of the Castro regime’s imminent collapse stretch back decades.”

We can change this

The trick is to getting these deplorable assholes, we actually have to live with as they "make up their minds," to admit they’re wrong. It’s not easy - and especially not without them losing their fucking minds. For instance, you can say “Justice shouldn’t warrant an apology,” but whenever that simple right - which blacks are still fighting for after centuries of South Africa-style treatment - is trivialized as “playing the victim,” well, that’s when you know you’re getting a special taste of America’s particular madness. If anybody's the problem, it’s Obama. Riiiight. Blacks were always the ones “making progress” with his election - not whites. They’re fine. Always been fine. Will always be fine, and they don’t know what your problem is.

Stay in the shade and you won't burn - everybody knows that

”Twitter Buries Pathetic Diversity Numbers Behind Facebook News“ 

"You can get it if you really want but you must try, try and tryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

Well, for one, the propensity to hide things - like the history needed to judge your present actions. It's deliberate, and dishonest, to repeatedly put Rudy Giuliani on TV and not a historian. It doesn’t build trust. It's the spreading of lies and ignorance - just like Dr. Oz. We need to be on the stoop, out in the open. 

This is normal, and so much better

”When the elected mayor of my city arrived at the hospital, the police officers who presumably serve at the public's leisure turned away in a display that should chill the blood of any interested citizen.”

Chilled but not shaken

Yes, this weekend in New York, something happened that blacks have predicted for centuries, and whites are more upset than normal. On behalf of my peoples, we're sorry trying to live white's lie isn't more fun. This struggle, forced on us, isn't either. 

This is abnormal, and getting so much worse

But - in case you haven't noticed - this propensity for solipsism will be no replacement for justice,... 
 

The Cult Of North Korea Defeated The Cult Of SONY

The fox is out of the hen house and setting the couch on fire

I'd been writing about the cult of North Korea for so long I got sick of it, and naturally, once I stopped, they've gone and done something that actually gets Americans attention: not killing people by the thousands, Silly, but killing a bad movie. No, not the white Sci-Fy "thriller" always set in a dystopian future for some reason, or the Rom-Com featuring unlikable white folks who have to mate onscreen for some reason, or any of the ones that feature white people who all automatically know Kung-Fu at the drop of a hat for some reason, but white America's traditional cheery Christmas fare, built around the comedy styling of singling out someone for assassination. I told you those North Koreans were crazy.

North Korea could've retaliated by threatening to kill America's imagination but, by the look of things, Hollywood's already beat them to that by a long shot,...

Dave Grohl On The Cultural Wasteland Of This Place

And the best part is, the morons are celebrating how bad it is,...

 

Prince On SNL: 8 Minutes Of Nothing - With Women

I tried, twice, to get through this mess of a performance, but,...it wasn't happening. I gave up, the first time, after a minute. The second time, four minutes in. And no, it wasn't the "third eye" glasses or his more-than-a-little-late invocation of "NewAge" (blech and more blech) but the lack of memorable hooks or anything remotely approaching a reason to watch.

So he's now performing with women - so what? The music sucks and artists don't give legacy credit. If this is what's on his two new albums, I'm glad I never explored them, or bought anything else in years:

Where we used to run the show, the cultural output of this country is dwindling to almost nothing,...

Don't Forget: The Top Recording Artists Now Are White

“For the first time since it's inception in 1976, NO record have been certified platinum,...”

ADDED - Cop reads musician exact statute that allows him to play - before arresting him for playing:

The racism out there is truly getting off-the-hook,...

Pay Your Sound Engineer (Or Let The World Hear You)

Courtney Love - with her vocals and guitar isolated,...

 

White Lady Kicked Out Of African American Art Festival

Without reparations, crime is getting pretty expansive,...

Music, Movies, Sex - This Describes Everything Today

I am a walking disrupter.

Keeping us troublesome types out of the arts is really paying dividends: 

  "Another in a string of gazillion-dollar special-effects extravaganzas grafted onto flimsy, nonsensical scripts and featuring an array of two-dimensional performances." 

 And then they wonder why I'm never threatened:

Seemingly, biding my time,…

 

A Funny Thing Was Happening While You Criticized Rap

The new look of "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?" type art.

Country is music's Affirmative Action for white supremacist culture, evidenced by the fact there's no black act on the planet allowed - by blacks or whites - to be this devoid of cultural ideas and live. Which makes TMR wonder:

Is our black, but organic, "bad culture" really worse than totally-contrived, cookie cutter, white culture - really, no culture at all? 

White artists and fans, not knowing the diff, speaks volumes,...

The Democrats' Pajama Boy Now Has A,…A…Partner?

Which is worse - discovering you're in a political party that expects blacks to break bread with those who defend racism, or being one of those who defend racism - and making jokes about the Democrat's "Pajama Boy" for months - only to discover the Republicans now have their own version?

Yeah, the racism's worse - but both circumstances are pretty pathetic:

Meet Wimp 2.0,...

 

Good News: Blacks Are Becoming A People Able To Fail

Father and son Will and Jaden Smith were big winners at the annual Razzie awards, picking up prizes for their sci-fi flop After Earth.

Jaden, 15, won the statuette for worst actor, while his famous father won the supporting actor Razzie.

The pair were also voted worst screen combo.

Beyonce Doesn't Know How To Make Very Good Videos

She's never convincing - there's doubt in her eyes - and it's deserved,...

Beck Doing David Bowie's Sound & Vision Is Atrocious

 I was about as envious as an artist could get, right up until the actual song started, which is awful. A complete waste of an orchestra, this one. Even the stuff at the beginning isn't musically interesting, just a lark for the film editor. 

I generally like Beck's work, he can't rap for shit but he's interesting, though this certainly isn't worthy of the over-arching adulation he receives. This is just too much.

 Shit, I think I'm starting to understand privilege after watching this. Still, he does have some decently quirky material out there:

 

That Dust Brothers production can make anyone sound good,...

Example #7,985 Of Why I Couldn't Stand American Idol

Everyone I'd vote for got eliminated,...

 

Women, Gays, And Weak White Boys (Ruin Everything)

He knows it's not fair whites give him Rap awards over blacks because he talked about gays 

The acceptance of this loser says more, about the generosity of black folks, than the open-mindedness (and talent, or lack thereof) of whites - but nobody rewards blacks for that:

 Don’t Hate Macklemore Because He’s White

Hate him because his music is terrible.

This is rap for people who don’t like rap that makes them feel proud of themselves for not liking rap, and for buying Macklemore albums, and as such it moves from bad music into immoral, bleached-out hucksterism, the undying legacies of Paul Whiteman and Pat Boone. At least the Stones and Zeppelin never claimed they were healing the blues as they were stealing from it.

Until whites decide to deal, this whole ugly set-up is totally gay:



  Not that black men can expect our supposedly "oppressed" friends to say or do anything - when they decide to run over us,…

 

Watch Them Leave The Stage: Unfinished Business Left For Us Blacks To Carry As Whites Reaped Fame & Glory

He was a silly, annoying hippie, who - still - deserves a nod for trying:

Folk singer, activist Pete Seeger dies in NY 

I consider outliving his guitar playing - and Richie Havens' - as almost a *little* payback for enduring this shitty life,…

 

Watching Two Girls Do It Is More Important Than Slavery

More on "Arty" Althouse's dismissive "12 Years" comments:

   "Oscar nominations are out. What's your favorite snub?

Mine is: no foreign language film nomination for 'Blue Is the Warmest Color'"

Hey, Ann, since I'm broke - and writing this from a 200 sq. foot "apartment" without a stove (and you're not) - I have to be financially careful with film:

"When I really thought about how I wanted to spend my time, sitting through boring, badly-filmed, extended lesbian sex scenes featuring over-emotional, privileged white women wasn't the answer."

Ignoring "important" shit - it's our American Heritage!

ADDED - Really, it's mind-blowing:

Ann will not reward the first black-directed film to show how blacks got mired under a vicious system that put her over us - not even with her eyes! - but she wants to elevate one about two women licking each other's crotches.

It doesn't get more disgustingly screwy than that,..

A Lack Of Coordination (Reasons To Hate Mormonism)

Mitt performs "The Joseph Smith Bop"...

"That's A Good Deal, Paisley: L.L. Will Forget 250 Years Of Enslavement If You Accept His Taste In Accessories"

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