Losing A Higher Power

Remember how Paris Hilton was clutching all those books on spirituality before she went to jail? She had the Bible, The Secret, and some other new age nonsense that she said she was going to read to become a better person? And, oh yea, she was going to try to better the world when she got out, right? Well, she's out now.

Check out the "enlightened" look on her face when Dave asks her - repeatedly - about jail,...