Monday, September 17, 2007

The Cult Of Britney (Leave Her Alone!)

This poor guy/gal just doesn't know what's happening to him. How artists today, once they start to suck, join cults to have a ready-made audience keeping them in the public eye. Britney's not going anywhere, baby. Stop crying. She's kissed Madonna. She's posed nude. The psychic mafia has her in it's big ol' registry. She'll be fine.

Worry about yourself.