The Eyes Have It – Moron Of The Week

A woman glued her eye shut after she mistook a bottle of nail glue for eyedrops.

Paula Griffin, 29, woke with blurred vision and mistakenly squirted the hazardous substance into her right eye, gluing it shut for eight hours.

Eye specialists at Bournemouth Hospital in Dorset cut off her lashes to prise it open again and warned her she could lose her sight.

The company secretary, from Bournemouth, revealed she was still sleepy when she grabbed the bottle from the bathroom shelf.

“By the time I realised what had happened, it was too late and I couldn’t dodge the liquid completely,” she said.

“I managed to stop it hitting the centre of the eye, and doctors told me later that it saved me from permanent damage.”

She said it was agonising and burning so she shut her eye when her eyelashes became stuck together.

Doctors gave her paraffin to help dissolve the glue and she had to take a week off work.

She has a cut across her eyeball and now wears false eyelashes. - The Sun

Need we say don’t keep the glue on a bathroom shelf – or next to eyedrops? Apparently, yes.