Tuesday, November 17, 2009

As Usual: You're Paying Big Bucks For Bupkis

"I'm happy we did the study, though I'm not exactly happy with the results."

-- G.M "Pooch" Pucilowski, chief judge at the California State Fair wine competition, on a new study showing - for the umpteenth time - wine is a fucking scam (in an article appropriately titled "A Hint of Hype, A Taste of Illusion") that appeared in The Wall Street Journal.

The long-and-short of it, from someone who lived in France:

If you've ever bought a bottle of wine, other than Two Buck Chuck, you're a dumbshit.

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