Thursday, March 24, 2011

What Paris Hilton & Halle Berry Got In Common

Goddammit, knocked out of the running for stork sex again:
“HILTON: I went out with that guy last night.

STRAUSS: Which guy?

HILTON (points to an actor in “Saving Private Ryan”): We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can't stand black guys. I would never touch one. It's gross. (pauses). Does that guy look black to you?

STRAUSS: How black does a guy have to be?

HILTON: One percent is enough for me.”
Shit. Does this mean my entire sexual history is going to be filled with crack whores, NewAgers, and Digital Underground's leftovers?

For the record, the black guy was Vin Diesel (who is probably trying to hide somewhere right now) and Paris Hilton ain't no racist. She's an idiot, and a liar, who says and does stupid things - like publicly getting passed around for shits and giggles and calling it "empowerment" - but definitely not a racist.

Get it straight, folks! She's trying to help humanity, "spiritually", remember?