Saturday, March 19, 2011

The Big-Assed Saturday Feminist Pimp Lament

Yeah, I know - nobody cares if Arianna Huffington's an evil, lying, opportunistic NewAge weak-maneater - it's giving her your money that's the fun part!

That smile, who can resist, right?

You pussy-whipped bitches.

It's like my friend, Ann Althouse, getting all excited because women are starting wars now!
Whoo-hoo!

Unfortunately, those particular women - like the men Arianna's caught - can't fight worth shit. Tell me:

Would Hillary Clinton be willing to put punk-assed Chelsea on the front line of any battlefield?

Hell no - that bitch is too pussy.

You're all pussy.

And all you know is pussy.

Barack Obama?

Pussy.


You ever look at a dude's hands and know he ain't ever been in a fight, never done a lick of work - he ain't ever done nothin' except, maybe, fuck?

That's what I'm talkin' about:

You all about the pussy.