She's horse-faced ugly.
She's got no tits.
But she does have a flabby ass.
Put it all together with her "love" for Oprah (even though she openly admits Oprah's crazy and deceives people) plus a fag hag sense of humor that only gays could love, and what have we got?
Someone for whom the "D" in "D-list" stands for "Desperate" - as in Desperate for a man!
And yeah, keep Dreaming.
O.K. - next week - we take Scientology's Juliette Lewis out for a little spin,...