Considering that Santa is a rather mythical construct I'm questioning whether anyone should really care one way or another.
If they wanted to stick to just the facts, I'm afraid jolly ol' St. Nick would have to ditch the red suit, look distinctly Mediterranean, and be a hell of a lot more formidable -- at the very least not "ho, ho, ho" in the slightest.
In fact, if they even wanted to keep the Northern European/Germanic style version they'd have to ditch much of the costume and a lot of the jolly (traditional Sinterklaas isn't a happy go lucky dude who just passes out presents left and right, and not much mention of tiny reindeer or elves either).
I once had some black dudes sneak into my house, but the cops scared them off. One of them left behind a really nice Ipod Touch loaded with Hip Hop. So yea, from what I know about it, Santa is Black.
Santa is now a Chinese guy with a sweat shop and a navy. No more milk and cookies; he expects to be paid. I don't think he's going to exempt black people either.
Considering that Santa is a rather mythical construct I'm questioning whether anyone should really care one way or another.
ReplyDeleteIf they wanted to stick to just the facts, I'm afraid jolly ol' St. Nick would have to ditch the red suit, look distinctly Mediterranean, and be a hell of a lot more formidable -- at the very least not "ho, ho, ho" in the slightest.
In fact, if they even wanted to keep the Northern European/Germanic style version they'd have to ditch much of the costume and a lot of the jolly (traditional Sinterklaas isn't a happy go lucky dude who just passes out presents left and right, and not much mention of tiny reindeer or elves either).
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I once had some black dudes sneak into my house, but the cops scared them off. One of them left behind a really nice Ipod Touch loaded with Hip Hop. So yea, from what I know about it, Santa is Black.
ReplyDeleteWow, bagoh. But why are you telling us? We already know Santa Claus is black. Tell it to someone who doesn't know.
ReplyDeleteTell Megyn.
How is Crack surviving this diss from Megyn?
ReplyDeleteQuelle Horreur!
Would it fix your wounded pride if Megyn wore leather lingerie while she beat on her slaves?
Santa is now a Chinese guy with a sweat shop and a navy. No more milk and cookies; he expects to be paid. I don't think he's going to exempt black people either.
ReplyDeleteNobody who slides down a damned chimney is gonna be white, so I don't see the point in arguing the matter. Santa work is the great equalizer.
ReplyDeleteFor Meade, Santa is a white woman in Wisconsin - she is both his benefactor and his beard.
ReplyDelete"benefactor"
ReplyDeletebenefactor: from Latin bene (good) and factor (maker).
Anonymous is a malefactor. Which explains why he chooses to be anonymous.