I Don't Like Mondays

The end of the rainbow rarely looks as advertised.

Hey, The Root has just discovered "The Next Episode" by Dr. Dre was actually written and recorded by The Man From U.N.C.L.E. - who was blonde and Scottish. Life's disappointments never end.

Remind me again why I don’t live in France? Easy - forget the bedbugs: I used to have a girlfriend who was considering opening a restaurant over there. I warned her not to, but she decided my admonitions were just sour grapes, and attempted to do so anyway. Until, one day, she calls me long-distance, bawling her eyes out: "I have faced so many problems, and paid so many bribes. It's just insane!" I reminded her of my warning not to try and open a restaurant. She replied "Restaurant? I'm still trying to get an apartment!" 

She now has a successful business (above) in Austin, Texas.

And TMR will believe a Fox Host Dropped Receipts On The GOP Over The Claim Of Hillary Clinton's 'Threat To Democracy' when the way lies of omission work become a mystery.

 

Do You Get A Car (If You Believe In Jesus?)

"If they start canceling these American presidents, they're gonna come after Bible characters next. Mark my words" -- Fox News "news side" host Bill Hemmer pic.twitter.com/qTPV0NERv8

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 19, 2021

Lot got drunk & fucked his daughters. David had a guy murdered so he could fuck the guy's wife. Abraham almost killed his son.

Conservatives don't realize the Bible is filled with characters who were all potential guests on the Oprah Winfrey Show.

Voted For The Democrats? Then You Get What You Voted For (Good And Hard)

 

Only weeks in office, and, already - in plain language - we've got Murder

 

Sexual abuse

   

Spying on American citizens 

   

 And a steady - daily - diet of lies and hypocrisy. Thanks, Guys.

 

We HAVE To Start Acting Like We're Dealing With A Democrat Party Of Liars

 

The emperor has no clothes, and any political party that tells these whoppers must be treated like what they are: 

Naked, for all the world to see.

 

Chris Cuomo, Rachel Maddow, Wolf Blitzer, And Don Lemon, Would Lose A Debate With Every Conservative News Anchor Working At Fox News Today

It could be the reporter of their choice, and they could go at them as a group, and - clearly - they'd still lose, by a country mile.

 

Hitler Said To Tell The Big Lie - So Democrats Tell It Right To Their Stupid Faces

Democrats are so dumb, they don't study American history, so, they think - if Kellyanne Conway doesn't catch every lie - that means no lies were told. 

But, if 1,000 journalists (and Bill Clinton) can walk through the offices of Theranos and see no fraud, then a room full of news junkies (including CNN's ace reporter, Jake Tapper) can also allow Hillary Clinton's assistant, Robbie Mook (one third of the trio that came up with the "Russian collusion" hoax) to say we MUST investigate what happened in 2016* because rightwingers at Breitbart were printing conspiracy theories,...trusting no one in the room recalls what set the new FOX News on fire, back in 1998:

Hillary Clinton was trying to cover for Bill's sleazy sex acts by claiming a "vast right wing conspiracy" was against him. 

"The Mook" was allowed to say what he said, because Democrats don't study history (How's "The Crown", kids?) and, yes, they're THAT STUPID. Especially CNN's ace reporter, Jake Tapper. 

*BTW - We know what happened in 2016 because Jonathan Allen and Amie Parnes, the two reporters, embedded with Hillary's Presidential campaign to "record history", told us - before the rest of the media thought it better to ignore them.

John McCain Said France Is An Old Woman Wearing Make-Up In A Bar (Looking For A Hot Date) And I Say The Press Is That Woman But Only Imagining The Bar

CNN stays so cute:

CNN’s Kirsten Powers: Trump’s Base Is in Fox News ‘Alternative Universe’ Where Puerto Rico Never Happened

See, a better (AKA more honest) headline would've looked like this:

"CNN’s Kirsten Powers: Trump’s Base Is in Fox News ‘Alternative Universe’ Where Puerto Rico Never Happened Because They're Still Following The Even Bigger Bombshell Story Of A Delusional Press That's Been Out To Get The President In Any Way They Can Since Election Day - When We All Saw Them Crying Just Because He Won And How They've Been Continually Losing Sight Of Their Mission Since Then - AND THEY WON'T TALK ABOUT IT

That's the story a "real" reporter, at "serious" news operation, would be covering.

The Scientologist And The Mormon Make This So Cool

Because we all know how racially advanced Scientology and Mormonism have been,...

Conservatives, There Is No Wiggle Room For Your Lies

Flying high

The Right insists they aren't the racists - as I've said they are - but three major conservative candidates have been receiving donations from racists, which they're now desperately trying to return:

"Left unaddressed by all three candidates was why a man who leads a hate group would choose to help fund their campaigns."

Just as my conservative "friends" have been trying to ignore why a black guy - who was once willing to really-hear what conservatives had to say - would choose to tell them to kiss his ass,...

The Right's Absurdity Has Returned (To Bite That Ass)

An Almost Incomprehensible Level Of Whites In Denial That Blacks Have Had To Live With For Four Centuries

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It's like we have to explain everything to whites - after (of course) first being forced to endure their (now mediated) lies and self delusions,...

This Is The Last Face I Need A Lecture On Race From

I don't know what I'm talking about - but you listen to me!

Wisconsin's Black "People's Sheriff" For Whites Gets It

This may-or-may-not be Ann Althouse

"If the sheriff truly wants to help us, it’s time for him to prove that he’s more than just another partisan agitator with a badge and a cowboy hat. The self-proclaimed 'people’s sheriff' needs to drop the sideshow act and get serious. Until then, I can only wonder if Sheriff Clarke is still a lawman or just a guy who plays one on TV."

Jon Stewart Reminds Us Few Remark When The Goose That Layed The Golden Eggs Was Merely Taking A Shit

I can think of lots of people - especially two in Wisconsin - who should be apologizing,...

Celebrating The 50th Anniversary Of A Long Time Ago

If you truly want insight into the conservative mind - and evidence they were the Democrats of yore - just listen to the spin they put on America's racial history today. I did, and they sure don't sound like the party of Lincoln:

"Jim Crow is ancient history. The Fox News position on Obama’s remarks—that Christianity’s sins ended many centuries ago—has a bit of trouble with Christian defenses of slavery and segregation. No problem: Just backdate the falsifying evidence. According to Rush Limbaugh, 'Jim Crow’s not around today. A thousand years ago, yeah. But not today.' Huckabee chides Obama for talking 'as if it was Christians who were responsible for racism in America.'”

Now why would they be so disingenuous,...?

Conservatives Are Burying Themselves - With Talking

The attempts by whites, to try and re-write history so blacks and our allies are the oppressors, is working perfectly,...

"FOX News Has Got '99 Problems' But Jay-Z Ain't One"

More evidence that, no matter what blacks do, they can't please whites,...

Sean Hannity Used A Racist To Justify Ferguson Killing

Chris Hayes Showed Bill O'Reilly Used To Be Like The Majority Of Ann Althouse's Commenters On Her Blog

Using the term "race hustlers" for civil rights workers really gives the racist's game away:

But it doesn't bother Ann (or Meade) in the least, to be associated with - and vote along side - such despicable creatures.

I'll never trust them again,...

Why It Was Surely "Time To Panic" Long Before Ebola

For good reasons (?) whites are sooooo very disappointed in this record

Poor Jon Stewart. He and I, and others like us, keep hoping for a little integrity out there, but all we get is charlatans pumping  Drudge's hype, FOX News, the ravings of  insane activist law professors (who don't care if they're wrong or even outright lying) and - when that doesn't work - another dollop of more of the same:

“Rooting out corruption could be a 24-hour, seven-day-a-week business. I think that could be interesting. It does not exist.”

It's too bad because, I swear, I remember hearing whites say the internet was here to help with that,....