I Read Body Language And You Tell Tall Tales For Fun

Isn't it a trip? Tell almost anyone, down with yoga, they're into a 5,000 spiritual practice (or are part of a cult) and they'll deny it - vehemently - even in a court of law. But look around yoga websites and all of a sudden, when talking amongst themselves, the truth comes out - regularly and often:

  “Why is America obsessed with yoga?
Possibly it’s because Americans want, crave, and need religion,...”

So it's really a NewAge religious cult that, somehow, compels those enslaved to lie.

That, at least, explains why they refuse to call it "stretching": 

Or is it that we know the difference already?