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Yes, yes, yes - I'm going to get to the cult article (I've been meeting with my "presidential advisors" over chicken wings) - but I have to deal with this issue:

First, Jon Meacham is a chump, so who gives a fuck what he thinks ("I don't know about you but, after 200 years, I'm willing to roll the dice on a Prussian takeover")? Has this man been paying attention to what's been happening in this country? The whole point of the Tea Party is that we've been getting too far away from what the Founders intended, not that we need to find new ways to stretch the distance further.

Even worse, though, is Hot Air's Allahpundit agreeing with him. Allah says:

I agree with him about the natural-born requirement, incidentally: It’s one of the most antiquated and unnecessary parts of the Constitution, especially in light of the original intent he describes.

To which I say, after 200 years, FUCK THE ORIGINAL INTENT HE DESCRIBES! He's a chump! Here's a simple fucking concept I'm describing - this is "our" country - and one of the checks in place to make sure that's so is the president must be a born-and-raised American.

I've pointed out before that it was living in France that sparked my conservatism. Listening to the frogs discuss the United States, and knowing they didn't understand the first thing about it, could only have happened because I did understand it - inside and out - the vitals of this country being in the marrow of my bones. Whether Barack Obama was born in Hawaii or not, if there's one thing the other citizens of this country see, it's the threat of someone in the highest office in the land who can't say that - and these putzs want to make it possible for the situation to be worse? (Isn't it bad enough "The Situation" has a shot under the present arrangement?) These people talk madness.

I was just reading The New York Times's article on our local internet brain trust and - while I know they're all fine individuals - I'm sorry but they're elites and (like many others who rule the roost of blogging) are not the kind of thinkers I want to see making the big decisions for the rest of us, because - honestly - they're NOT the rest of us! They're every Human Resources Dept. I've ever had to engage with and, frankly, I feel like I'm surrounded by too many so-called "smart" people who get The Big Questions dead wrong. (For instance, Ann Althouse voted for Barack Obama and Glenn Reynolds supported Hillary Clinton for Secretary of State. 'Nuff said.) Now, I guess, I'll have to add Allahpundit to the list as well.

And that's a shame, because it's a pathetically lonnng fucking list already.

Barack "Hypocrite" Obama*

"Surreal,...the guy who was against the war every step of the way, including the surge, pays tribute to Iraqi independence in the aftermath of Saddam,...fine by me."

-- Allah Pundit, who seems happy - while I can barely keep my food down - listening to all this Hot Air.

*And don't leave out the Democratic Party, the French (I could tell you stories) and anyone else who was against seeing this moment become real. I knew that "war is sacrifice" going in, but this one - surely - took it's toll, on the battlefield and personally, so I get no pleasure sharing this victory with anyone but George W. Bush, the now-free Iraqi people, and my fellow veterans and patriots. The rest of you pussy crybabies can go suck an egg, because that's all you've been these last eight years: One giant rotten fucking egg.

In case you haven't noticed, I've lost all respect for your kind. You faggots have been the worst American farts in history, for sure, and for shame. We didn't lose the war, as you always said, but you definitely lost me - and I'm never coming back.

He's A NewAger: Like A Homeopath, He Looks Like He's Doing Something Important, When It's Actually “Abstract, Vapid, And Self-Absorbed”

"I’m embarrassed I missed the superb point [Charles Krauthammer] makes at the end about Obama’s moronic moral equivalence on women’s rights in my post earlier. It really is the most offensive part of the speech. I wonder, though, if The One feels compelled towards relativism because he’s a leftist or simply because, for all the hype, his oratory is formulaic and always includes a passage about how both sides to whatever conflict he’s addressing have legitimate grievances. That’s the real secret to his 'post-partisanship', I think: Unless absolutely forced to, he eschews taking a stand so that he can play President Above-it-all."

-- Allah Pundit, catching all the Obama nonsense that Krauthammer can spew, making us think of a balloon losing Hot Air.

Sticks And Stones, Kids, Sticks And Stones,...

"I can’t believe they intended to call Pelosi a 'pussy' knowing how offensive it is,..."

-- Allah Pundit, on the RNC's new James Bond/Nancy Pelosi video, unintentionally suggesting that American politics (and society) has entered some kind of politically correct kindergarden phase - where no adult can dare be offended by anything someone says, regardless of what awful things are done to warrant such disapproving comments - and, thus, joining the Democrats in their NewAge sandbox, spewing Hot Air.

Oh Goody: Now Dig Into Hurricane Katrina!!!

"They wanted ‘truth’ and now they’ve got it."

-- Allah Pundit, on the Left's dogged insistence that Obama release the CIA's torture memos - which he did - only to discover (surprise!) they mostly prove their hero, Nancy Pelosi, is a bald-faced liar, and full of Hot Air.

They Consulted Their Third Eye On Everything

"Congress knew a lot more about all of this than its more 'enlightened' members would have you believe."

-- Allah Pundit, commenting on Nancy Pelosi's repeated denials (regarding knowledge of America's "Hydroponic Contingency Face Therapy Operations": Pelosi's a liar, but no big surprise there) using NewAge terminology to describe our nation's NewAge politicians - just to get on TMR's good side - because AP knows we (unlike those politicians) ain't just full of Hot Air.

True Confession Time: The Macho Response Thinks This Train Wreck Of An Interview - And His Ex-Wife - Are Just About Equally Attractive

"Bear in mind as you watch that this is the same guy whose social skills were supreme enough to land Angelina Jolie."

-- Allah Pundit, who seems to be under the delusion NewAge's Big Lip Adoption Agency is some kind of mental giant (even after she traded Billy Bob Burn-out for Brad "Not-The-Sharpest-Knife-In-The-Drawer" Pitt) or - much more likely - he's maybe spewing Hot Air.

In God We Don't Trust (But We're Cool)

"Michelle dumps on atheists. But affectionately. Sort of. Except for her suggestion that believers treat them like 'trolls.' Heh.

I think she’s referring specifically to the sort of jackassery going on at the capitol in Washington, of which neither I nor the other conservative atheist/agnostics I read are fans."

-- Allah Pundit, giving further voice to the idea there's a new breed of atheist out there - we don't fit the foolish "Let's destroy Christmas" model - which is more prone to be accused (by liberals) of spouting Hot Air.