You Can Only Get Away With Racism (Amongst Friends)

 I knew it - Jerry's done - and now all the black comedians are going to be asked to come to his rescue (Can that work, twice, for the same show? Will Seinfeld become the next Amos & Andy?) 

I don't know about Seinfeld, but it's too late for Jerry and CCGC - he's (culturally) fried himself:

“The other day, I watched an episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee for the first, and regrettably last, time. (Jerry, how I used to love you.)” 

Since Seinfeld lost it, arguing he should've been able to stick with his signature brand of comedy - harmless observations and "did you ever wonder about" wryness - instead of getting mad, that's probably what he should've stuck with, during the interview. It reminds me, so much, like Steve Martin - and Trooper York, now, too:

Making people laugh can prove to be a great cover,…

 

Trooper York On Art: Wrap It In Cheese And He'll Like It

It tickles me, the outlandish level of ignorance this quote conveys, but that a racist is always-ready to speak from:

   Art is commerce. You can have a beautiful piece of art but if no one wants to buy it then it is just garbage.



You know like Crack's music.

Now - compare that declarative statement with reality:

"Hustlers Convention: rap's great lost album

Sampled by the Wu Tang Clan, Beastie Boys and Nas, lauded by Melle Mel, Chuck D and Grandmaster Flash, Hustlers Convention set the template for hip-hop. And yet the 1973 album by Jalal Nuriddin of the Last Poets has never received the recognition it deserves – or made any money for its creator


Far from being designated a classic, it remains a relative obscurity. A mixture of bad luck, bad business and bad faith consigned Hustlers Convention to the margins, but 40 years after its initial release that may change. Next month in London the album will be performed live for the first time, and a film will follow later this year, directed by Mike Todd and executive produced by Chuck D, that celebrates its legacy."

The truth is, those of us in art face obstacles our racist over-stuffed bra salesman will never understand:

Because - unlike what he does - art requires risk,...

Ahhhh - I MADE Them Racist - Of Course (Black Guy)

Like bottle rockets, this is a classic white guy shit:

 I'm glad Troop volunteered to be Crack's token racist for awhile.



 Better him than me.

Conservative whites are now coming over here and taking turns being racist to a black person.

You can't make this shit up:

It should make the history books,…

 

Trooper York: Our Morbidly Obese, Racist Joke-Telling, Women's Wear-Selling Nobody, With Ignorant Opinions

Art is commerce. You can have a beautiful piece of art but if no one wants to buy it then it is just garbage.



You know like Crack's music.

Trooper York's recent comments on my music, coupled with whites sweeping the Grammy's, got me to checking out what else black's betters are buying and saying out there:

   The slogan of the US neo-Nazi record label Panzerfaust pretty much sums up what white power music is all about:

"We don't just entertain racist kids, we help create them."

The naked hatred of much white power music is breathtaking. Take Grinded Nig, an American Nazi band, whose album Freezer Full of Nigger Heads features a song entitled Jackhammered Nigger Party.

This, of course, would qualify as Mozart because - as Trooper York said - that's what's selling, and even a brief glance at white's history shows why he and Neo-Nazis think that way:

Money, to them, has always trumped everything - including their humanity,…

 

Beetoven HAD To Be Black (Because Whites Know Zip)

What pound o' butter whites say about creating art in a racist country:

Art is commerce. You can have a beautiful piece of art but if no one wants to buy it then it is just garbage.



You know like Crack's music.

What blacks know about selling art in a racist country:

Let this be the lesson to show you that no matter how big you think you are, the system will show you what real power is, through album sales and endorsement.  The game changes when ever they say so.

And, as I've said, talent has been changed into a loser - by American Idol-loving racist whites who don't like our message - and it's been that way for a long, long time,...

Lem's Comment Home: An Ironically-Named Slave Pen

Dick Gregory on C-SPAN, really being heard (I own a few of his albums) crazy conspiracy theories (or not) and all. The coda, for his apology to Bill Clinton, left me in stitches:

"I tell Bill Clinton ain't nothing wrong with you being black, as long as you're playing - but when you try to use it as your address,…"

As the Jamaicans say, Wicked, Man!

Melding together that wickedness, with conspiracy theorists, someone in shit-stained galoshes - meaning an intimate to our neck of the woods - anonymously voiced (what seems to be) the prevailing opinion of those outside Lem's Comment Home: 

That Lem's Comment Home has corrupted the Lemster.

"I never did understand what Lem sees in those people. They use him to host a forum in which they get to bully, harrass and spew racist shit. It's become the perfect little outreach blog of Trooper York. He and his troupe of chimps have taken over the zoo. The faux morality over there is a farce. Lem allows commenters such as Sixty Grit, President Mom Jeans, ShoutingThomas and lessor bullies such as Haz and passive aggressive ninnies like Chickenlittle to run the blog and run over him. Crack, they were only your friends until the moment you insisted on mentioning the unmentionable, racism and the part they play in it and the benefits they reap because of it. They wanted you as their token, you obviously dissapointed them and now they think you deserve a good lashing because you had the balls to leave the plantation with your head high and defiant. It's no wonder some of their best commenters, such as Freeman Hunt no longer comment there. It's a sewer."

It is a sewer and I don't know anyone, who's washed it off, that doesn't still find it painful - partially because Lem's name hangs over it. We feel for the guy, we know he's being used by evil - that was the word one friend used, yesterday, for Trooper York's comments - and it bothers us.

Freeman Hunt's a big girl who can see what's-what - can you imagine what encountering Lem's Comment Home is like for the unsuspecting?

That deceptive new header quote from MLK - twisted, just as whites did Bible verses in slavery times, so now it tells blacks to accept the abuse meted out by whites, there, with good humor - is likely to hide the stench, for a new visitor, for a while.

But posts by Michael Haz and other "overseer" types, showing a pointed concern for whites in South Africa - when, except for bad mouthing and lecturing us, Lem's Comment Home shows little passion for blacks, here or there, after centuries of abuse and torture - become telling.

And, eventually, the gag reflex is captured by the countless comments implying that killing blacks (for random acts of violence dubbed The Knockout Game) are O.K..

And I really should've begun with Barack Obama, the Grand Poobah of the "Other" Lem's gang can lob bombs at, all day long, because he's the president and - they're just a little too quick to want to remind us - you can't call somebody racist simply for criticizing the president.

Alone, this is true, of course but - add it to A) twisting MLK's words into a sinister configuration, B) multiple posts and comments showing concern for South Africa's white oppressors, and C) an open-and-repeatedly-stated desire to kill blacks you voice little concern about (except as D) vehicles for accepting your armed-conservative "advice") and - I think, you might be on your way to a convincing case!

It's unfortunate Freeman Hunt and others don't speak up more often, because this is the truly vexing work of the nation, however hopeless our other white fellow citizens may appear.

This isn't a job to be left to others - not if we're building a country.

The U.S. is only about 238 years old - young -  so, I think, still building a country is what we're doing.

Here's hoping Lem sees his way back to it soon,…

 

Conservatives Said Obama Would Start Race Problems: What's Funny Is How It Turned Out To Be Y'all All Along

“RG co-founder Maboo,...declares yours truly the new George Orwell, but then discusses some plan to have my site incorporated into Rap Genius. He must think I'm stupid.”

That seems to be the white M.O. when dealing with black critics:

Don't change anything - invite 'em in on the "action".

(That's how I got on Instapundit for a little while.)

Obviously, if that doesn't work, freeze 'em out.

Whites can, look at me - no Instapundit, no Althouse, no EBL, No Trooper, no nothin' - the conservative white folks got they minds made up.

The point, as in the racist past, is not to change.

Not to treat black criticism as valid.

Evidence be damned - our lost opportunities are in our minds, and calling the people this nation betrayed delusional isn't racist, because WHITE.

But American blacks live with American racism:

We know American whites think, as long as enough distance can be made - between the slave ships cutting the water and those of us in their wake - no matter what they say, or how they act, it'll eventually all smooth over, into a placid lake.

There's only one problem:

Freedom means everybody can now see and say who was piloting the fucking boat - and determine for ourselves what it really means - and can do so without your racist input.

See, trying to shut me up is one thing, but trying to deny 400 years of slavery a full hearing?

You must think we're stupid,…

 

What's More Important Than Racism To Conservatives?

 

 Lem's Comment Home is weighing the all-important question of "caramel vs toffee"

No big deal, right? 

And way more important than correcting what America just heard a white woman say on nation-wide television.

Hot Air wants you to forget about American lives and focus on the fact a Connecticut man saved a bald eagle.

Makes total sense. Why would Republicans - the folks who love to crow they stopped slavery - want white conservatives to focus on the fact analysts say "in 2013 Black America suffered as White anger and Black fratricide struck"?

Nobody needs to hear that. Talk about gay marriage or something. I hear that subject's just like slavery, Jim Crow, overt racial discrimination, and a history of oppression - see Liberace.

Instapundit was pushing his Amazon link when I checked - nothing new there.

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I can only assume that's because somebody accused the Instapundit of stealing while he was trying to get holiday steals at retail establishments.

Ann Althouse - deep as ever - has a quote from "The Andy Warhol Diaries"

How that's more important, to a feminist, than reporting on a Study that found Black Women are Most Likely to Have High Blood Pressure is a mystery to this dumb "bellyaching" nigger.

Ace of Spade's "big story," before the sea of open threads, is on a government corruption scandal - in Turkey.

You certainly can't expect him to let his readers know Black Business Leaders are Calling For a Boycott Of San Francisco Tourism - racism against blacks is happening in this country, are you crazy?

I've been "uninvited" to Trooper York's, which tells us all we need to know about the guy who's always ready with a racist joke.

We can't count on The Human Dumpling to remind us Black Fathers Are Active Parents, Despite The Stereotypes - he'd be lost without black stereotypes! 

The Evil Blogger Lady has said goodbye to Mikhail Kalashnikov before going Full Metal Christmas. 

 Merry Christmas, Cow, and remember - White Don’t Make Right, and Once You Go Black You Never Go Back, and you know.

The National Review? The Weekly Standard? The American Spectator? Give me a break:

When Another Magazine Commits Blackface they are nowhere to be found, have nothing to say.

Except when they all proceed to reassure one another it's O.K. not to give a damn about blacks - the very essence of racism.

They know Costco's Christmas card doesn't have a single black person in it - and Costco made that decision because always knowing where black money goes (while denying it's ever gone to whites) makes white people feel O.K..

None of them have to care, not at Christmas, they're too busy, as usual, trying to get laid - because they're the lame that got no game.

Good at perpetuating one thing:

A white version of a Fool's Paradise,…