The Volkswagen Beetle Was Originally Designed To Carry A Sub-Machine Gun

 

 AN ALL TOO-FAMILIAR FEELING:

 The Cult of AI - How one writer's trip to an annual tech conference left him with a sinking feeling about the future

COULD/COULD NOT: 

Starlight patterns could be evidence of alien technology, according to two new scientific studies

STILL FEELING THAT CRYSTAL ENERGY: 

As New Yorkers Turn on Mayor Adams, Prominent Democrats Join the Pile-On

I DID NAZI THAT COMING:

Germany’s Woke Government Wavers as Islamists Declare Holy War

SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE:

She's an Irish heiress, a psychic, a witch… and about to be extradited to the UK on fraud charges

DIE GRAVITY DIE:

Joe Rogan’s ‘Wild’ Interview with Terrence Howard: ‘We’re About to Kill Gravity’

TOO HIGH:

Legalized Weed Is Landing More Seniors in the E.R.

BUT THE FANS SAID,...:

BRITNEY SPEARS CONSERVATORSHIP VITAL TO SURVIVAL

       

SAID LIKE IF HE WASN'T MAGA THIS WOULD BE OK: 

MAGA loyalist Kid Rock used ‘n-word’ and ‘waved gun’ at Rolling Stone journalist

I CAN SEE THE ATTRACTION:

Public health alert issued after HIV-positive sex worker had over 200 clients

MARRIAGE IS HARD:

Husband who killed his wife by burying her alive in a hand-dug grave is sentenced to life in prison

GOD GETS PEOPLE INTO WEIRD SHIT:

Diamonds, guns and obsession with God: 'War baby' son following dad into doomed Congo coup

EVERYONE GRIEVES DIFFERENTLY:

Mica Miller's pastor husband is pictured drinking and having dinner with another woman at Myrtle Beach sushi restaurant just four days after wife's suicide

LOVE BOMBING:

Robin Murphy confessed to role in Fall River's cult murders. Here's why she got parole.

RED BEANS AND RICE:

The radical practice of eating what you want

CRUISE SHIPS WERE DEPRESSING ALREADY:

Cruise worker 'murders newborn son on board ship': Shocked co-workers raise alarm

REMEMBER WHEN THEY SAID THE INTERNET WOULD MAKE US SMARTER?

Social Media Spreads Sunscreen Myths, Misinformation 

    

 IT'S HILARIOUS YOU'RE BAFFLED:

 “The Lack Of Common Sense Is Hilariously Baffling”: 45 Dumbest Patients Doctors Have Encountered

THEY DON'T WORK AND "MORE RESEARCH" JUST KEEPS THE CULT ALIVE: 

Project aims to increase scientific understanding of alternative health treatments

JESUS SPEAKS OFTEN ON CAMPUS:

Seinfeld and ‘Jesus’ Had the Right Commencement Stuff

BUT SHE GETS TO KEEP THE CATS:

Medics remove 150 MAGGOTS from a woman's mouth with rotting tissue

BIG BALLS:

Cancer-causing microplastics are found in 100% of men's testicles in new study 

   

AND YOU LOOK STUPID:

  Vaping shocker: E-cigarettes linked to lung cancer, study suggests

I THOUGHT CRUISE SHIPS WERE ALREADY IMMORAL AND OFFENSIVE:

Bombshell twist as luxury cruise ships now face blockbuster legal action over 'immoral and offensive' casino conduct after gambler's tragic suicide

Dancing On People's Graves Have Replaced Raves As The Number One Pastime

WE'RE DOING GREAT:

  California town outraged as traffic lights are replaced with stop signs to deter homeless people from stealing copper

THANKS FOR THE LATE CLARIFICATION, OLIVER:

  Oliver Stone: ‘Corruption Is a Way of Life’

THEY SHOULD ALWAYS START WITH THE EYES:

 7NEWS Spotlight investigates the ‘Kidney Cult’: Inside the church that encourages followers to donate their organs

IT WOULD NOT BE UNFAIR TO SAY THEY'RE BACON IN HELL: 

9/11 video alleges ‘secret’ new evidence in landmark case against Saudi hijackers

PRETTY DOES NOT EQUAL SMART: 

Ex-beauty queen shares warning after being duped out of $2K in common NYC 'Zelle scam'

PRAYING THEY'LL STOP MOLESTING KIDS AND DOING GAY SHIT:

Catholic pilgrims cross Golden Gate Bridge to start two-month national walk of faith

SECT CHILD NO MORE: 

The former sect child who helped expose paedophiles

IT'S ABOUT TIME:

ICC seeks arrest warrants against Sinwar and Netanyahu for war crimes over October 7 attack and Gaza war

DISGUSTING PEOPLE: 

Video Of Chrissy Teigen And John Legend Kicking People Out Of A Photo Booth Goes Viral

CHILDREN'S CHEWABLES: 

Naturelo agreed to pay $1.5 million to consumers after it was accused of false advertising,...regarding claims that its magnesium supplements did not have accurate ingredients

PEOPLE LOVE ACTING LIKE MOVIES ARE REAL: 

People Are Comparing the King Charles Portrait to the Cursed ‘Ghostbusters’ Painting

JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE:

Neil deGrasse Tyson: What To Do About Science, Health Misinformation

I WOULDN'T FUCK YOU WITH SOMEBODY ELSE'S DICK:

How celibacy is revolutionising people’s sex lives

MILLIONS OF JOURNALISTS BUT IT STILL TAKES YEARS:

We now know the likely truth about COVID, and how scientists lied 

   

HE'S TIRED OF LISTENING TO HIMSELF SPEAK:  

Bill Maher bored by Trump-dictator narrative

THINGS ARE BAD WHEN EVEN THE MEDIA DOESN'T KNOW ACUPUNCTURE IS FAKE: 

14 Jokes From Stand-Up Comedians That Are Like Acupuncture for Your Brain

BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS DIDDY LISTENS TO CANDACE OWENS: 

Candace Owens Calls On Diddy To "Name Names" In Response To Apology Video 

FOCUSSING ON WHAT'S IMPORTANT: 

Ryedale Folk Museum explores history of witchcraft

BEEN THERE DONE THAT:

Morning After the Revolution by Nellie Bowles review – the perils of failing to toe the party line

NOW I RIDE THE BUS:

I was arrested for my car’s paint job

CRUCIFIED:

Nick Fuentes streams 'gay porn,' claims it was pro-Israel hack

THIS IS HOW TRUTH-TELLING LEADS TO LIES: 

Katt Williams Fans Call Him A "Prophet"

EVEN MICKEY MOUSE IS THE RESULT OF A MICKEY MOUSE CULTURE:

How secrecy and betrayal led to the creation of Mickey Mouse 

   

STRETCHING:

  Yoga teachers threaten legal action after swarm of park rangers shut down their free beachside classes in San Diego

YES, BUT THEN THEY'RE BAD JEWS AND BAD NAZIS:

Can Jews be Nazis? 

   

 IT DIDN'T WORK ON TRUMP EITHER - WITCHCRAFT DOESN'T WORK:

 Ireland's Bambie Thug witchcraft failed to cast a spell on Israel

PLEASE, NOT ANOTHER OUTRAGE:

‘One hell of a storm is coming’: Canadian graphic novel about Indigenous identity sparks outrage 

   

  ROOSEVELT SAID THERE WAS NOTHING TO FEAR OVER 80 YEARS AGO:

The generation that was scared of their parents is now scared of their children

THX-1130 WAIT: 

The Most Important 1970s Science Fiction Debut Is Being Kept Away From Younger Generations

THEY THINK THEY HAVE TO WRITE "EXTREME" ABOUT CULTISTS:

Leader of extreme Jewish sect arrested in southern Mexico

Declaring His Own Work "Good" Was Probably God's First Big Sign Of Narcissism

THOU SHALL NOT KILL - UNLESS YOU HAVE A PLAN:

  Gantz Issues Ultimatum to Netanyahu: Put Post-War Gaza Plan in Place By June 8, Or Else

 

MR. FULL OF SHIT STILL LECTURES AMERICA EVERY FRIDAY ON TV:

  Everyone Loves Bill Burr Telling Bill Maher He Is Full of Sh*t

NO ONE SHOULD BE SURPRISED BY THIS ARTICLE - THEY TALK ABOUT GHOSTS:

  Having trouble making friends in the Bay Area? This ‘cult’ wants to help

THESE FOOLS LOVE STORIES ABOUT ANGELS AND DIGGING UP GOLD PLATES:

  Utah has more people who adhere to a specific religion than any other state

SINCE WHEN ARE FOOTBALL PLAYERS KNOWN TO BE SMART?

  Nikki Glaser Reacts to Tom Brady’s Regret Over Roast Jokes Upsetting His Kids: ‘It’s Impossible to Me He Didn’t Consider What Could’ve Happened’

SHEESH - EVEN NETANYAHU HAS UNTIL JUNE TO BIRTH A PLAN:

  Husband Sets August Deadline For His Postpartum Wife To Lose 50 Pounds

KEITH RICHARDS IS SOMEWHERE LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF:

  NYC law student addicted to cheese went to nearly $6K-per-week rehab

KILL 'EM ALL - AND LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT:

  Despite state bans, abortions nationwide are up, driven by telehealth

JUST NEEDED A REASON TO WRITE "LASER BEAM PENIS":

  The celebrity sex therapist praised by one of the world's leading feminists who had sex with clients - and is now accused of abusing one with his 'laser beam penis that burns up trauma'

SOMEBODY REALLY LIKES KIDS:

  Four minors found working at poultry plant run by same firm found responsible for teen's death 

    

 GOD OWNS A SQUARE MILE IN AMERICA - SATAN CLEARLY GOT EVERYTHING ELSE:

  Christian enclave known as 'God's Square Mile' who banned people from using public beaches due to belief could be stopped after they 'made people buy badges with the CROSS on them'

WHY DOES THIS MAKE "DEFUND THE POLICE" SOUND SENSIBLE?

  Terrified Chicago mom rings 911 during home invasion - only for dispatcher 'to tell her to phone politician instead and ask for more police funding'

WHILE YOU CAN BARELY PAY YOUR RENT: 

This Accused Murderer Has Superfans Bankrolling Her Defense

USUALLY ORANGE - EXCEPT FOR SOME WHITE AROUND THE EYES: 

What would President Trump 2.0 look like?

EVERYBODY AROUND HARRY IS A CON ARTIST - JUST LIKE HIS MOTHER: 

How a Nigerian king who Harry hailed as one of his 'new in-laws' is a conman twice deported from America, with a lengthy criminal record and a distinctly murky past…

IT'S NOT A SEASON BUT A WAY OF LIFE: 

Welcome to Silly Season in Washington

SHOULD THAT BE A-O-KKK? 

Candidate with KKK ties can stay in Missouri governor race, judge rules

DIDDY'S EYES ARE TOO CLOSE TOGETHER - DOOMSDAY MAY BE HERE ALREADY: 

New search to find missing mum and daughter who were part of a doomsday cult 

   

 LIFE'S AN ADVENTURE FOR EVERYBODY: 

Gender Doctor: Genital Surgery is an 'Adventure for Young People'

AFTER DISCOVERING YOUR APPENDIX IS A TIME BOMB: 

25 of the Creepiest Science Facts 

   

 SIXTEEN TRACKS BUT ONLY FOUR KEEPERS - FROM A CATALOGUE THAT SHOULD BE ALMOST COMICALLY DIFFICULT TO SCREW UP - TWO OUT OF FIVE STARS: 

Talking Heads tribute album Everyone’s Getting Involved is well-produced karaoke