Showing posts with label Joseph Smith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joseph Smith. Show all posts

Friday, September 7, 2018

The Mormons Are A Very Nice Cult Of Followers Who Can't Admit They're Wrong


The Mormons (America's only cult that can make popcorn and carrot sticks look sinister) just released their own "new" history for the layman (and requested they stop being called "Mormons") but, until they start acknowledging they're following a perverted asshole con artist, what they say is kind of hard to respect as anything but a subterfuge for their embarrassment.

Wednesday, September 5, 2018

The Thinker


Other people make easy choices sound hard:
“You are left to your own devices to figure out what is going on with Joseph Smith and polygamy. The next step is to figure out what that means theologically. What does it mean, for example, that the prophet of the restoration married 14-year-olds and other people’s wives?”
That's easy - it means I'm never getting married again, Romney ain't getting my vote, and all y'all crazy. Easy.

Friday, November 14, 2014

Ta-Nehisi Coates Has A Message For The Black Folks


I'll never be him - but the guy he writes about

Contrary to everything whites have said over the years, in the last two weeks we've finally learned A) the government supported thousands of Nazis in America B) J. Edgar Hoover helped smear the name of the only white woman to die in The Civil Rights Movement C) he also harassed Martin Luther King, and D) the Mormon "church" confirmed Joseph Smith and his Mormon followers are some pretty sick puppies.

All as I've said, or predicted, in the face of serious push-back. I've learned to expect no acknowledgment of it. Then I kinda get this:


Of course it is. I don't doubt it - I have facts to cling to - and that pisses off the patriots, of all stripes, even more: that I am only humble before that for which it is required.

And this world - constructed from "little white lies" - just don't cut it,...

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

On Joseph Smith's And J. Edgar Hoover's Obsessions: The Week America's Ugly History Got Some Fresh Air


Oh yes, he is such an embarrassment - from MLK to N.W.A.

How long have I been writing on Joseph Smith now? Who knows. It's been years. But it didn't have to be, except for the fact I live in a place where - as the release of J. Edgar Hoover's "suicide" letter to MLK proves - protecting the truth about evil (white) men, and the evil of the nation they built, is practically white America's special national endeavor.

So, instead, we've gotten silly exposes (that some idiots, like Ann Althouse, find "Fascinating!") on how Smith's legacy carries on as a Mormon "family" tradition, all without mentioning (or anyone caring to discover) LDS women cheated on their husbands to have sex with Smith. And woe be unto anyone who challenged the cult's regularly-scheduled lies. Your name is mud, thanks to the cowards who make up the bamboozled citizenry of this place, always at the ready to attack the truth-seekers - and tellers.

And what are we to think of the claim "Hoover,...has become almost universally reviled,” when it's his name that sits atop the entrance to the F.B.I. headquarters? Simply another lie, in a string of them, so long, it's almost anti-climactic to discover how wrong it all is. How wrong America is. How practically everything about this place,...is just,...wrong.

Anyway, I know what I think of it:

Getting it right, by everyone finally knowing the truth and getting on the same page, is - clearly - the challenge of our time,...

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

How Dumb Conservatives Are Is Getting Embarrassing


How wrong they are, too - it never ends:

After all last year, when Republicans were trying to elect Mitt Romney and screaming how everyone who questions Mormonism is a "bigot" (Thank you Glenn Reynolds, Ann Althouse, and all the rest of you assholes) now we find Mormon leaders are leaving - the big wigs in the cult - because (I love it) they read online it was bullshit. They're even questioning it, openly, themselves:
Instead of answering the questions about how the Book of Mormon was translated VS. revealed and why Smith had to use a hat, they present the Book of Mormon as proof for, you guessed it, the Book of Mormon. Jensen admittedly bases his life on a feeling. Turley quickly adds that there are some historical things about the Book of Mormon, but fails to offer any examples of historical proof. 
Folks, this is dangerous. My wife and I once talked to a Mormon who taught history at one of the local universities here in San Antonio. We asked her if she taught her classes to investigate history the same way that her Church tells her to find truth. When she admitted that she didn’t, I expressed my concern over using a method for testing the truthfulness of the most important part of her life when she doesn’t trust that very same method for secular history. It simply doesn’t make any sense to pray about the historicity of an event and take that “answered prayer” as a reason for belief. If there are historical proofs for the Book of Mormon, then present them. Whether or not the Book of Mormonism is from God is another issue, but if the book cannot even be proven to be a work from antiquity, then it does not deserve our faith. An objective faith needs just that, an object. With the Bible we have literally thousands of manuscripts as evidence. Not so with the Book of Mormon. All we have there are golden plates that cannot be seen. We are just supposed to take the word of a man whose face was in a hat and who didn’t even use the supposed golden plates in the “translation” process.

I'll say "Amen" to that. 

I'll also say I don't expect any apologies for the stupid way Republicans tortured my black ass for being ahead of the curve - again.


So don't expect any from me either:

For always being smarter than Glenn Reynolds, Ann Althouse, and all the rest,...

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Mormon: A Cult Makes Popcorn & Carrot Sticks Sinister


I've told you I know a Mormon who thinks America's slavery of blacks is still in effect.


Once, after mentioning I didn't "seem like the kind of guy who could be made into a slave," he told me - if that ever happened - to let him know because he'll be "plenty P-Ohed."


Since I understand cultists are cut off from the world, in some way, I didn't take offense as my friends recommended, but thanked him for his concern and assured him - if I get my one phone call - it'll be right to him.


I flashed on that incident while reading this New York Times article on Mormons becoming doubters:
In the last 10 or 15 years, he said, “the church has come to realize that transparency and candor and historical accuracy are really the only way to go.” The church has released seven volumes of the papers of Joseph Smith and published an essay on one of the most shameful events in church history, the Mountain Meadows massacre, in which church leaders plotted the slaughter of people in a wagon train in 1857. 
But the church has not actively disseminated most of these documents, so when members come across them on Web sites or in books, Mr. Bushman said, “it’s just excruciating.” 
“Sometimes people are furious because they feel they haven’t been told the truth growing up,” he said. “They feel like they were tricked or betrayed.” 
Mr. Mattsson said that when he started sharing what he had learned with other Mormons in Sweden, the stake president (who oversees a cluster of congregations) told him not to talk about it to any members, even his wife and children. He did not obey: “I said to them, why are you afraid for the truth?”

Because, if they tell the truth, there's no point in having a "church" when "the church was born in America only 183 years ago, and its founder and prophet, Joseph Smith, and his disciples left behind reams of papers that still exist, documenting their work, exposing their warts and sometimes contradicting one another." That's what made it so much fun to toy with the manipulative missionaries who came to visit, but alas, I hear that, too, is ending:
When The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints fully implements its new online missionary program, it will - if nothing else - at least minimize the occasions in which a firearm is brandished to ward off a pair of Mormons. 
Elder Joshua Limb and Elder Beaver Ho Ching have some experience with that. Both missionaries, who have served Southeast Texas and Southwest Louisiana for the past two years, have looked down the barrel of a shotgun while out spreading the word about the Mormon church. But those days may soon be over. 
Officials with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced late last month that the practice of sending its young missionaries door-to-door should come to an end.

Fudge.

I looked forward to the way they'd look at each other when they realized I owned more religious books than they did.


Oh well, Mormons are just slowly following the much-younger Scientology's trajectory:
Leah Remini’s Friend, TV’s Michelle Visage, Says Scientologists Are “Scattering Like Roaches”

Knowing cults as I do, I had another image in mind, but alright,...
 

Friday, April 12, 2013

Nobody's Talking - Or Saw Anything (Everything's Fine)

 

 Ha-ha! Like a fish to honey, I think I done found me another book to read:
My 1970s California childhood was filled with violent faiths and death cults in a decade feeling the hangover of the Summer of Love and suffering the fallout of the nuclear family. I was five when Charles Manson was sentenced to life for the murders committed by his Family of former hippies, pretty girls whose minds had been opened and broken. I was in Junior High when the bodies were discovered in Jonestown, the jungle commune in Guyana where Reverend Jim Jones had hoped to build a new Eden. I will never forget the shape of them, lying flat and embracing, all having drunk poison punch at his command. I wondered how it was possible to have such faith, such all-consuming, passionate awful faith that you would follow such a leader, however charismatic he was. 
The history of American faith is filled with charismatic leaders, eager to change the world and to destroy it. In a nation founded by religious radicals in search of freedom, we are raised to believe and raised to protect the right to believe at all costs. The faithful pushed their wagons into the empty west, missionaries and prophets spreading the word, building utopian societies with a violent certainty. The Mormon pioneers irrigated and settled an uninhabitable land of salt lakes. Their communal, utopian church would split over the practice of polygamy, which stood in opposition to the government and statehood. The recent raids on the fundamentalist Mormon Yearning for Zion Ranch of Warren Jeffs in Texas reminds us of the history of secret societies, with young women in pioneer dresses, trapped in cycles generations old, of men who must have multiple wives to attain the highest levels of heaven, a tenet of faith revealed by the founder of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, Joseph Smith. 
In a post-war world, our faiths have turned darker and deadlier. We have grabbed hold of our freedom with both hands. Urbanization has led to isolation, to a rootless people in search of connection, estranged from the families that might have cautioned them or saved them. New cults formed in cities with followers drawn to a range of new gurus, Sun Myung Moon, Mahareshi Mahesh Yogi, “Fathers” Yod and David “Moses” Berg, Werner Erhard and his Est. All have been accused of a range of abuses, sexual, physical, mental, financial. Groups were made through abduction and maintained through brainwashing. New Age communes developed on the fringes, where charismatic men gathered harems and drugs provided the only escape.

And now - after all that - I'm supposed to accept the rest of these fools didn't also get a heavy cultural dose of the Kool-Aid, when it's remnants, in various forms, are all around for anyone to plainly see? They must be joking! The West walked into it willingly:







Friday, November 2, 2012

Mormons: The "Christians" Of The Burned Over District

We’ve had a couple of posts about the Church of Latter Day Saints, and conversation has naturally turned to the founder, Joseph Smith. He’s a fascinating character, by turns a con man and a sincere prophet. But to understand Joesph Smith requires understanding the world he was born into. That means understanding one of the oddest and most influential regions in American religious history: the Burned Over District. 
The Burned Over District is a nickname given by 20th Century historians to western and central New York. It comes from a quote by Charles Finney, the father of American revivalism, who explained in the 1870′s that the region had seen so many revivals in the previous decades that it no longer had any more “fuel” (the unconverted) to “burn” (convert). 
…Many of these pioneers were still in an in-between state amid the medieval world and the Enlightenment.  As one historian put it, they were “literate but not learned,” and they possessed many superstitions and beliefs in what we would now label as “occult.”
Few areas of the United States have seen the flowering of as many diverse enthusiasms and social and moral reforms as blossomed along the old Mohawk Trail and the early Erie Canal in New York State in the nineteenth century. As settlers poured into what had been the traditional lands of the Iroquois Nation, experiments of all kinds of a religious and of a social nature found a haven in these new lands. At one religious extreme were the celibate Shakers at Sodus Bay at Lake Ontario and then in Groveland in the valley to the east of the Genesee River, or the semi-celibate followers of Jemima Wilkinson, the purported re-incarnation of Christ in female form. At the other end of the social, religious, and moral scale was the creation of the Perfectionist Oneida Community where a form of free-love was established under the control of a Committee of Elders. 
In between these extremes, the religious effervescences gave the name of "The Burned Over District" to western New York. Just as a forest fire can sweep all before it, the religious and reforming urges swept their way across the Ontario Plain between Albany and Lake Erie, changing the religious and social approaches to life. There was, for example, Charles Grandison Finney who led the emotional religious revivals which affected town after town and village after village in the 1820s and 1830s. Next were the followers of Charles Miller who accepted his reading of the Bible to look forward to a day in October of 1843 when Jesus would re-appear and the End of Time would be at hand. Although time did not end in 1843, a new Adventist group of sects did develop from this prediction, and they continue to expect the imminent coming of the Day of Judgment in our own times. 
Another aspect of the religious impulse made manifest was the advent of the Mormon faith when the semi-literate Joseph Smith was told by the angel Moroni to unearth the golden plaques buried on a hill outside of Palmyra, New York, plaques which he claimed he deciphered from the "Reformed Egyptian Alphabet" to create a new religion. On a more secular note, outside of Rochester two young girls announced that they could communicate with the dead through knockings on the tables or the walls or the floors of the room in which their séances were held, a discovery which would lead to the Spiritualist Movement, now centered in Lily Dale in western New York. A form of Perfectionism inspired various groups to become as perfect as their Father in Heaven. On one hand this lead to the religious conversions at church or camp meeting revivals, or, at another extreme, to John Humphrey Noyes, the founder of the Oneida Community, who realized that he was free of sin and he and his disciples could never sin again, come what may, and thus they were free to enter into Complex Marriage where all in the Community were free to express their sexual love for one another.



Wednesday, October 17, 2012

"Accepting Responsibility" Means More Than Voting,...


Yes, Joseph Smith was a con man - and the "church" knows it - but still they soldier on. 

Mitt Romney can admit the whole Mormon "prophets" B.S. is,...well, B.S. - but still they soldier on. 

And even after that Mormons still support Romney for president and claim he's a good and honest man from a good and honest religion.


Meanwhile, American conservatives - who were so upset (as I was) about Obots getting kids to sing the president's praises - are now applying their own cult-like pressure to adults.

Good job, guys. 

Let me try to make a point to you immoral morons:


Here's a recent (but teenie-tiny) story about a cult that's cost a guy his leg trying to "help." 


Here's another recent (but teenie-tiny) story about a cult that's cost a woman her life trying "help."


What I'm trying to say is - no matter what happens to those who participate with them - I haven't found any stories about cults calling it quits (or anyone, but  - unsurprisingly - ex-cultists, who will even call a cult a "cult"). It's just people being hurt or killed - and always behind the scenes - while the cults continue to grow by offering "help"to those unwilling to consider helping themselves in any real-world manner a real person, a normal person, a common sense person, would recognize.


America, is this really the kind of "help" that we need?


Mormonism is an occult-founded-and-based (debased?) cult. For instance, it is part of their doctrine that it's members will get to Heaven by lying for the "church" AKA "Lying For The Lord." Knowing this, I am of the opinion that, right now, America is - pardon my language - "making a deal with the Devil." So, no matter what Romney and his cult say they'll do for us, or eventually do to us - and they've already got us throwing our ethical foundation to the wind as they have their own - unless challenged, he and his cult will continue to grow, only aiming to do us more harm, because we are not one of them.


Yes, I said "more harm," which brings me to "The Devil We Know."


But no, I DON'T mean the president....
 

Monday, October 15, 2012

The Mexican Mormon War (Yet Another Unknown Story)


The number of stories surrounding Mitt Romney and the Mormons, that have gone un-investigated, is astounding. Why is Vice magazine telling us this, while the majors and blogs are only working the who's-up-and-who's-down horse race angle? Not a word about blood atonement, the oaths taken - nothing about cultists taking it so seriously they'd kill each other. Maybe because it would ruin the carefully constructed image of how Mormonism can affect the minds of those under it's influence.

This is the story of one gigantic enclave in Mexico and their battle against the drug cartels. It was started by Mormon polygamists - including Mitt's family - which is also one of the ways "the world's fastest growing religion" has come to rule Utah.  It is not without it's heroes, but the fact remains that, like many issues involving Mormons, it's also one of the weirdest, most twisted, and creepiest cult stories you're ever going to find:

Mormon-on-Mormon carnage, narco religions, kidnapping, guns, and lots and lots of kids and cocaine - all under the clean-cut cover of angels, and because of the loopy teachings of Joseph Smith.

So meet Mitt's Mexican cousins, hear the political controversies between them, and even get a real-world glimpse into the issues surrounding the "Fast & Furious" case. And then hate our news culture - mainstream and blogosphere - for being as totally corrupt as what you're witnessing here,...

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Like Jell-O And Carrot Sticks (Joined At The Blip,...)

All men have heard of the Mormon Bible, but few, except the elect have seen it or at least taken the trouble to read it. I brought away a copy from Salt Lake. The book is a curiosity to me. It is such a pretentious affair and yet so slow, so sleepy, such an insipid mess of inspiration. It is chloroform in print. 
If Joseph Smith composed this book, the act was a miracle. Keeping awake while he did it, was at any rate. If he, according to tradtion, merely translated it from certain ancient and myteriously engraved plates of copper, which he declares he found under a stone, in an out of the way locality, the work of translating it was equally a miracle for the same reason.

Mr. Romney’s ads are mostly boring. It’s kind of an achievement to be boring at a moment in history like this, so credit where it’s due: That musta taken effort!
-- Peggy Noonan, "Time for an Intervention," The Wall Street Journal
 

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Martha Marcy May Marlene: A Cult Watcher's Dream


WHOA. I've finally had the honor of watching director Sean Durkin's Martha Marcy May Marlene - the first of the recent releases on cultism - and I'm pretty sure (since I understand the subject matter better than most) I saw a very, very different film than other reviewers. Maybe even different than Durkin himself. You see, while Martha Marcy May Marlene has been described as Elizabeth Olsen's breakout performance about a young woman who escapes an abusive cult, it's much more than that:


It's really a film about a woman in desperate need of a deprogrammer's snapping.


A constant in the film is Martha's sister, Lucy (Sarah Paulson) asking Martha what's happened to her, and Martha - clearly in the throughs of PTSD - saying, "I don't know." And the truth is, she doesn't. Martha has no idea she's been in a cult, and neither her sister or her English brother-in-law, Ted (Hugh Dancy) even knows how to ask - both are as unaware of cultism as Martha is! When it's finally determined Martha needs "help," I deduced it'll be in the form of doctors - with medications in a mental health facility - not a cult expert who can unpeel the uber-rude onion her mind has become:

Their best guess is that Martha has fled a dodgy boyfriend, and she herself releases no further clues. Her conduct, however, hints at more than heartbreak. It is one thing to ask them, “Is it true married people don’t fuck?,” which might be no more than the provocative pose of youth; to climb into bed beside the married couple while they are making love—as Martha, schooled in group sex, naturally does—signals an insolence of another order. “That’s not normal, it’s private,” Lucy cries, and her verbal confusion pulls us toward the clever core of the movie. The easiest option, which would have produced a nifty horror flick but little else, would have been to build an ideal, love-warmed nest of the bourgeoisie and then, as in “Fatal Attraction,” have it invaded by shrieking demands from without. The effect of “Martha Marcy May Marlene,” on the other hand, is to peck away at what Lucy and Ted would claim as their well-earned happiness. Even the tiniest gestures on Martha’s part—opening a can of beer and tossing the ring-pull aside, or trying on a dress and dropping the hanger for Lucy to pick up—are invested with something more warped, or more scornful of our regular habits, than simple sloppiness. Ted never makes a definite move on Martha, but you can sense the squirm of desire within him, and when he solemnly informs her, “We are trying to have a baby,” her laugh—rich, robust, and mad—slaps him into a look of wounded panic. She already has a family, ready-made. She may have slipped its grasp for now, but not for good. When, at a low ebb, she calls the number of the farm, speaks briefly, then slams down the phone, somebody calls right back.

Which brings me to something else that dawned on me as I watched Martha Marcy May Marlene - the disconnect many might have, as I write about cults or cultish thinking, imagining the "closed" secular cult depicted in this film is what I'm referring to when I, maybe, speak of an "open" religious cult like Mormonism (or even some other kind). Nothing could be further from the truth:


Sure, to me, a cult is a cult is a cult is a cult, all applying varying amounts of pressure in direct and subtle ways on those trapped (however) within their grasp. But the mindfuckers depicted in this film bear little-to-no resemblance to the cultish thinking we usually encounter (say, through Mitt Romney's Joseph Smith-inspired peddling of useless supplements) beyond talk of "cleansing," "toxins," and the nonsensical suggestion a drugged concoction is O.K. to drink because someone says it's "herbal."


This becomes most clear when the film enters Charles Manson's arena, though - unbeknownst to the uninitiated - contemporary Mormonism has entered that territory. A cult is a cult is a cult is a cult.


But what I most want you to know is, all that aside, Martha Marcy May Marlene is a truly fine film. Probably one of the best - if not THE best - I've ever seen on the topic of cultism, since it takes it's subject matter seriously, and doesn't fall into the typical sinister foolishness of The Devil's Rejects-type hyperbole, even as it descends beyond confusion and betrayal into wickedness and horror.


And while it may not be of much assistance if you're arguing with your sister about homeopathy, or fretting about a friend's participation in The Landmark Forum, hopefully Martha Marcy May Marlene might still convince some of you that even they need a higher level of comprehension and training than either you, or your average therapist, can provide. Yes indeed, this one is really special:

Check. It. Out.