The LQF Strikes Obama Again: The Chevy Cruze

Oprah brought us Obama. Oprah and Obama are NewAgers. Obama took over General Motors. The new Chevy falls apart - on the freeway.

It looks like the Law of Quantum Failure has certainly struck again.

It's A Joke, It's A Joke - It's All A Monstrous Joke

This is O.K. - as a matter of fact, it's the first piece of news I've seen that he's no different from other Americans:

Barack Obama has some 'splaining to do about taxpayers' profitable "investment" in General Motors. It turns out the president is imagining things.

Oh, surrrre the media's going to force him to explain it - just like they forced him to explain that whole Lightworker who's going to lower the ocean thing, right? (Oh yeah, they really held his feet to the fire on that one, especially since Japan's tsunami.) Come on, guys, stop kidding around:

God's going to fix everything - you told me so yourselves.

And There It Is

Captain Pike’s Wheelchair Becomes Reality

"NEW YORK — A solution to the world's urban transportation problems could lie in two wheels not four, according to executives for General Motors Corp. and Segway Inc.

The companies announced Tuesday that they are working together to develop a two-wheeled, two-seat electric vehicle designed to be a fast, safe, inexpensive and clean alternative to traditional cars and trucks for cities across the world.

The Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility, or PUMA, project also would involve a vast communications network that would allow vehicles to interact with each other, regulate the flow of traffic and prevent crashes from happening.

'We're excited about doing more with less,' said Jim Norrod, chief executive of Segway, the Bedford, N.H.-based maker of electric scooters. 'Less emissions, less dependability on foreign oil and less space.'

The 300-pound prototype runs on a lithium-ion battery and uses Segway's characteristic two-wheel balancing technology, along with dual electric motors. It's designed to reach speeds of up to 35 miles-per-hour and can run 35 miles on a single charge."

-- Fox News

“Just Being Named 'Gavin Newsom' Should Be Grounds For Dismissal”

Clowns Gavin Newsome and Nancy Pelosi are still working while Rick Wagoner of GM was fired. Ann Coulter is wondering why:

"How about hauling San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom before a congressional committee and firing him? In fact, just being named 'Gavin Newsom' should be grounds for dismissal. San Francisco is getting $18 million of stimulus money -- to say nothing of its residents who receive federal money in the form of Social Security payments, government grants, welfare payments, federal highway funds and on and on and on."

New Logo For Government Motors

Blaming The Wrong People, Asking The Wrong Questions, Forgiving All The Wrong Acts: You People Can't Seem To Do Anything RIGHT!!!

"OUCH: Workers say Obama treated autos worse than Wall St.

DETROIT (AP) — Many assembly line autoworkers reacted with skepticism and anger Monday to the Obama administration’s tough tactics, which stoked long-simmering feelings that the people who put the country on wheels get treated differently than the wizards of Wall Street. . . . Many workers — not generally known for their affection toward executives — even sympathized with Rick Wagoner, who was forced to step down as chief executive of General Motors Corp. He was by turns called a 'sacrificial lamb,' 'scapegoat' and 'fall guy.'

And Rick Wagoner was fired not because he did a bad job, but because Obama wanted to look tough. Is that the kind of management that will get us out of this problem?"

-- Glenn Reynolds, still asking the stupid questions - while Ann Althouse is demanding another loser be forgiven for ripping off the public - which, apparently, is how you win today's online popularity contests known as president, blogger, or Instapundit.

Con Ed

"When people say you're not part of the team, it means they want you to be part of the fan club."

- Susan Leal, recently fired head of the San Francisco Public Utilities Commission, who, when asked if she was part of the mayor's fan club, replied, "Not now."

"What they should be doing in earnest is forming opinions, not about me but about GM and what this company is doing that is ... hugely beneficial to the causes they so enthusiastically claim to support."

- General Motors Corp Vice Chairman, Bob Lutz, who has been criticized for calling global warming a "total crock of shit."

"[Leading health experts] suggest that organic producers are taking advantage of consumers by charging higher prices for foods that offer little or no extra benefit."

- From Sean Poulter, writing in The Daily Mail about cooking expert Delia Smith's rejection of organic food. An upcoming BBC Horizon program is also challenging "the commonly held belief that organic,..is better for health, the environment and animal welfare."