Showing posts with label Jerry Seinfeld. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jerry Seinfeld. Show all posts

Thursday, May 30, 2024

Gamer N64Josh's Son Gavin Schmidt Killed Himself After 'Battle With Demons'

AND SO IT BEGINS:

THE UNKINDEST CUT OF ALL:

NEITHER IS HE:

WE KNOW HOW SHE FEELS:

JOIN THE CLUB:


 

THIS OUGHTA BE GOOD:

JOSEPH SMITH IS STILL A SEX-CRAZED LIAR:

"LOVE" ON A PADDLE IS PRETTY S&M:

GOD COULD'VE WARNED SOMEBODY:

MORE LIKE RELIGIOUS INDOCTRINATION:

ONE TASTE ARE LIARS AND WELLNESS IS NEWAGE BULLSHIT:


 

YOU MAKE YOUR OWN HEAVEN AND HELL RIGHT HERE ON EARTH:

WE FIND ANTI-SEMITISM AND IT'S A NUT:

ANOTHER "I TOLD YOU SO" MOMENT:

AND THE WOMEN WHO LOVED THEM: 


 

IF HE'S CAUGHT HE'S NOT A MASTER:

MOTHER THERESA LIKED TO WATCH PEOPLE DIE:

A CASE FOR THEY/THEM:

PRE-MARITAL SEX WORKS: 

SO IT WASN'T JUST HER:

THE FIRST TIME HAVING BAD BREATH IS WORSE THAN BEING A RAPIST:

THAT'S WHAT THEY DO:

DONE:

GOD'S IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT:

CULTISM, GROUPTHINK AND HERD MENTALITY:

CHRIS ROCK IS AN INFLUENCER:

BUT YOU CAN GET WEED PRACTICALLY FOR FREE:


Saturday, August 9, 2014

White Non-Racists Keep Making Apps To Avoid Blacks


Like porn, they know it when they see it
"Any discriminatory posts will be deleted."
White people are funny:


Whites didn't educate blacks on how to get a head in life

After slavery - and with blacks running for their lives, from the South, for safety - whites pushed blacks into the worst possible neighborhoods. And now, whites are trying to cash in on that previous discrimination - like Lorde's music criticising blacks for making money - by telling other whites how to avoid the worst possible neighborhoods where blacks live. Is America great, for whites, or what?


Profiting off of white's previous discrimination makes whites, today, smile

These two little hoodless scrunchies have been labeled racists for their "original" bad neighborhood-avoiding creation, SketchFactor (which another racist made, before them, under the equally-awful name of GhettoTracker - after MicroSoft also did it) but apparently only after Jerry Seinfeld had this experience which would've told them what all these racist apps are warning against:



Nobody's creating an app with this message

"Not in the greatest neighborhood," eh?

TMR says anything that keeps these foolish, scaredy-cat, narcissists further away from American blacks is to be applauded,...
 

Friday, February 7, 2014

You Can Only Get Away With Racism (Amongst Friends)


 I knew it - Jerry's done - and now all the black comedians are going to be asked to come to his rescue (Can that work, twice, for the same show? Will Seinfeld become the next Amos & Andy?) 

I don't know about Seinfeld, but it's too late for Jerry and CCGC - he's (culturally) fried himself:



Since Seinfeld lost it, arguing he should've been able to stick with his signature brand of comedy - harmless observations and "did you ever wonder about" wryness - instead of getting mad, that's probably what he should've stuck with, during the interview. It reminds me, so much, like Steve Martin - and Trooper York, now, too:

Making people laugh can prove to be a great cover,…
 

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Jerry Seinfeld Is Self-Deluding Himself (About Race)


 There's a few racially revealing moments during Chris Rock's episode of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee, like this one: 

Chris Rock: "As my brother would say [Between Beyoncé and Alicia Keys] 'Pick a bitch.'" 

Jerry Seinfeld: "The analogy always has to be black artists, right?" 

Chris Rock: [almost uncomfortably]: "I'm black,...Jerry." 

There are other instances too, but I'll tell you what you won't find: 

There's not one instance where Chris Rock gets perturbed the car is made by whites, they're in a white café, it's a white show, with probably a white crew, with a "white" star, drinking white coffee drinks - nothing. Only Jerry Seinfeld is working on that level, and putting it on Chris amongst whites because Chris' life doesn't happen to be exclusively white (would he say that in a Soul Food establishment?) 

All that white stuff is a part of Chris' life as much as Jerry's because he's an American - but it's not enough - it's implied he's also got to give up black references, too, or he's questioned. What does Glenn Reynolds always say about incentives? 

God, I love that man.

 But he and Jerry aren't the ones with the problem.

And Chris Rock wasn't the only one just making conversation over coffee,…
 

Seinfeld's Turning Comedy Into The Peculiar Institution





In his post-Seinfeld rant, Michael Richards told blacks "50 years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass."

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is called the ugly truth.


50 years - not the "ancient history" whites claim - why would so many decide to lie like that? 



You know, pretty much collectively as a mob, attempt to change American history right before blacks' eyes? Like we're still not here to debate it?


A "fork" up my ass for less than I'm doing now - I appreciate Richards' attention to detail because it speaks to such familiarity. 


And why shouldn't it?


 Are blacks being gaslighted, or isn't this what we - I - grew up under, even in California, yes or no?


Warnings are what I grew up under, too, how about you?


Then why do whites today deny it? How old do they think I am?


With something so personal - Americans, literally, owned Americans - why would whites imagine it can be ignored, when their benefits are everywhere, still mostly benefitting whites (and especially white women) alone, to live as they see fit?


Some whites still can't even face to watch, or try to understand, 12 Years a Slave - well, nobody else is going to lie for your comfort - people are the product your precious America made it''s starter money on, so deal with it. 


Go - be daring - get a glimpse of how the sausage was made so you can salute the flag for real - the same one we do.


No, you want to pretend otherwise - openly lie to our faces to see what you can get away with - as blacks lived (and still live) terrorized lives just being around you.



And, for that, you expect to be considered different and modern.



When there's nothing different or modern about it - it's how the game's always been played - at black expense.

The idea behind diversity is not that everyone gets their fair share of the Jerry Seinfeld webisode pie, it’s that theoretically, if we’re choosing comics based on their relative merit, the natural result should roughly approximate the diversity of the field and, if it doesn’t, maybe there’s a reason for that. The “quota” isn’t the object of the exercise, it is one measurement of it. It’s something to think about, and if Jerry Seinfeld did think about it, there is no way he would conclude that there are only two black comics worth getting coffee with, or one female comic. He would conclude that, for whatever reason, he missed something.

Instead, though, Seinfeld makes the choice not to think about it, and not to care about it, because the mere observation equals accusation, and thinking about it, discussing it, equals an admission.

As with most white males, it is Jerry Seinfeld’s privilege not to care about diversity, but I guarantee his show is the poorer for it. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

(To be cont'd.)