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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Back 2 Rock

As you've probably read on The Drudge Report, there's a Barack Obama blow-up sex doll made in China.

Of course there is.

You can file that right next to the Obama Unicorn Porn story. We've got to get rid of this guy. He is representative of the unthinking part of the country, those fools into magic and shit:

So how do we tell the smart people from the faux-smart people? This is a smart question. Some may suggest we use Science! to answer this question and just give everyone IQ tests, but having high intelligence doesn’t make someone smart and can even lead to great stupidity. Think of a dog. A dog doesn’t have much intelligence, and if it’s walking down a path and sees a tree in front of it, it would never contemplate any other course of action than walking around the tree. If instead, a human with high enough intelligence came upon a tree in his way, he could use his considerable brainpower to come up with a convincing philosophical argument that the tree isn’t actually there and walk right into it.

Joe Biden in July: No 'debacle' for Democrats in November

The Onion: Last Remaining Politician Must Rebuild Entire Government Following Bloodiest Midterm Election In American History

The Winner: Rush Limbaugh

Sarah Palin Emerges with Even More Clout

Obama Agenda Dead

Nancy Pelosi Ousted as House Speaker, John Boehner Waits in Wings

Deceased Democrat Defeats Republican for California Senate Seat

It's Official: The Government Isn't Getting Its Money Back Out of GM

“I do not know about the outside world.”

Saturday, December 27, 2008

I Know Nothing, I See Nothing (I Just Report It) And If You Believe That I've Got A Bridge For Sale

"In June, the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life published a controversial survey in which 70 percent of Americans said that they believed religions other than theirs could lead to eternal life.

This threw evangelicals into a tizzy. After all, the Bible makes it clear that heaven is a velvet-roped V.I.P. area reserved for Christians. Jesus said so: 'I am the way, the truth and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.' But the survey suggested that Americans just weren’t buying that.

The evangelicals complained that people must not have understood the question. The respondents couldn’t actually believe what they were saying, could they?

So in August, Pew asked the question again. (They released the results last week.) Sixty-five percent of respondents said — again — that other religions could lead to eternal life. But this time, to clear up any confusion, Pew asked them to specify which religions. The respondents essentially said all of them.

And they didn’t stop there. Nearly half also thought that atheists could go to heaven — dragged there kicking and screaming, no doubt — and most thought that people with no religious faith also could go.

What on earth does this mean?”

-- Charles M. Blow, once again proving one of two things: A) reporters don't understand anything about NewAge belief, or B) they know all-too-well and just ain't saying - while always taking another vengeful NewAge swing at Christianity - which would fit quite nicely with TMR's view of The New York Times.