OUR PRINCESS DIANA OF CURRENT EVENTS:
JEALOUS OR PISSED-THE-FUCK-OFF?
SHE'S THE FIRST VICE PRESIDENT OF FOOD POISONING:
WARNINGS ARE WASTED ON THE WOBBLY:
NO, THE EVANGELIZING OF UNPROVEN BELIEFS AND UNSEEN POWERS HASN'T EVER LED TO ARGUMENTS OR PROBLEMS OF ANY KIND:
Y'ALL ARE NOT THE GREAT COMPANIONS YOU IMAGINE YOURSELVES TO BE:
"PART OF GOD'S PLAN":
FIRST GAZA NOW THIS:
THIS IS HOW PAUL MCCARTNEY BOUGHT BACK HIS BEATLE CATALOGUE:
THEY RUB-A-DUB DUBBED TOO MUCH:
AS DRAKE AND KENDRICK FIGHT OVER WHO'S THE BLACKEST MAN IN CANADA:
THIS IS LIKE WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS A SPOUSE IS CHEATING BUT STAYS QUIET BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO HURT ANYONE:
IS THERE A TEA YOU CAN DRINK OR IS IT AN I.V. KIND OF THING?
SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT THERE'S A WOMAN TO BLAME:
